Dating thread no 53

[Flipper924]

The Rules

1 Develop a thick skin;

1. Do not invest emotionally too soon;
2. It's all BS until it actually happens;
3. Trust your gut instinct;
4. If it is not fun, stop

Off we go...

Western no comment

Are the coal deliveries/yachts/French weather 3 separate conversations with different men, or one? (perhaps with a man who sails a coal fired yacht off the coast of Dieppe...)

Smoothie, I bloody hope you're not 'loved up' ( I'm very pleased you're happy, see - gives me hope)

Velvet - did you write 'Mrs Cuthbert' on your rough book too ? ( we've all done it )

Bride Be Lovely used to specialise in what I liked to call the 'Here's Me Arse' style of wedding dresses, whereby one ensured no-one could miss your fundament by sticking a 3 foot wide bow on the back of your dress at arse level.

Flipper -giant hug.

Good to hear that Smoothie, see OD can work for some.

Smoothie how exciting, all sounds good!

And yes, where IS Ike?!

With fantastic timing, have just this minute had an okc message: Ivorbigun4u took the time and much thought to say Hi!

Who said my profile needed changing?

Ivorbigun4u
he sounds familiar

noo not in that way

Kin no, but only because I have always said I won't change my name if I get married I am staying a Spoon (well, not as such, but you know what I mean!).

C and I have already spoken about this, as he said he expects his (next) wife to change her name to his (fairly unusual) one. I said I was never changing mine....obviously this was a discussion in the abstract, because we are not even in a relationship, let alone in that sort of a relationship!

Oooh ooh ooh Secret IvorbigUn messaged me at tea time ! He's putting himself about it.

I have been out of the dating profile thing for too long...I misread that as Ivor Big Gun 4 u, and was thinking shotgun enthusiast?!

Nora I'm definitely not outwardly loved up! Quite hopeful that there's room for progression though...

Guess what word he used to describe me in the early stages of dating?

Insouciant

I'm never changing my name again for anyone (unless they have a nicer surname than mine. Unlikely)

Smoothie 'tis the ancient insouciant magick of ye olde dating thread ...

Oh no Nora and Merc I'd hoped that 'Hi' was specially for me, how very disappointing

Tell you what, Ivor's nipples are like chapel hat pegs - he could have your eye out with those

The only thing that would possibly persuade me to change my surname would be to one more unusual than mine (appeals to the attention-seeking only child in me!)

Right...am not telling you lot nuffink (except for Smoothioooo)

Velvet you could be Mrs IvorBigUn

there may be several Ivorbigunns!
I certainly dont remember nipples of that description Kin...

Cough, Ike, as matchmaker I demand to know how it went.

spilspillspill Ike
we are all waiting! :o

Oh and Velv...

No am off to bed ...you lot can wait...(heh heh)

Mercury is your BigUn naked but for a dressing gown, gaping open but photo coyly cropped just north of his micropizzle giant trouser snake ?

Oi, Ike, you can't do that to us - you complete barrrstard