Dating thread no 53

[Flipper924]

The Rules

1 Develop a thick skin;

1. Do not invest emotionally too soon;
   
2. It's all BS until it actually happens;
   
3. Trust your gut instinct;
   
4. If it is not fun, stop
   

Off we go...

[VelvetSpoon]

Western no comment

Are the coal deliveries/yachts/French weather 3 separate conversations with different men, or one? (perhaps with a man who sails a coal fired yacht off the coast of Dieppe...)

[KinNora]

Smoothie, I bloody hope you're not 'loved up' ( I'm very pleased you're happy, see - gives me hope)

Velvet - did you write 'Mrs Cuthbert' on your rough book too ? ( we've all done it )

Bride Be Lovely used to specialise in what I liked to call the 'Here's Me Arse' style of wedding dresses, whereby one ensured no-one could miss your fundament by sticking a 3 foot wide bow on the back of your dress at arse level.

Flipper -giant hug.

[Scrazy]

Good to hear that Smoothie, see OD can work for some.

[VelvetSpoon]

Smoothie how exciting, all sounds good!

And yes, where IS Ike?!

[Secretservice]

With fantastic timing, have just this minute had an okc message: Ivorbigun4u took the time and much thought to say Hi!

Who said my profile needed changing?

[Snapespeare]

[mercury7]

Ivorbigun4u
he sounds familiar

noo not in that way

[VelvetSpoon]

Kin no, but only because I have always said I won't change my name if I get married I am staying a Spoon (well, not as such, but you know what I mean!).

C and I have already spoken about this, as he said he expects his (next) wife to change her name to his (fairly unusual) one. I said I was never changing mine....obviously this was a discussion in the abstract, because we are not even in a relationship, let alone in that sort of a relationship!

[KinNora]

Oooh ooh ooh Secret IvorbigUn messaged me at tea time ! He's putting himself about it.

[VelvetSpoon]

I have been out of the dating profile thing for too long...I misread that as Ivor Big Gun 4 u, and was thinking shotgun enthusiast?!

[smoothieooo]

Nora I'm definitely not outwardly loved up! Quite hopeful that there's room for progression though...

Guess what word he used to describe me in the early stages of dating?

Insouciant

[KinNora]

I'm never changing my name again for anyone (unless they have a nicer surname than mine. Unlikely)

[KinNora]

Smoothie 'tis the ancient insouciant magick of ye olde dating thread ...

[Secretservice]

Oh no Nora and Merc I'd hoped that 'Hi' was specially for me, how very disappointing

[KinNora]

Tell you what, Ivor's nipples are like chapel hat pegs - he could have your eye out with those

[VelvetSpoon]

The only thing that would possibly persuade me to change my surname would be to one more unusual than mine (appeals to the attention-seeking only child in me!)

[ike1]

Right...am not telling you lot nuffink (except for Smoothioooo)

[KinNora]

Velvet you could be Mrs IvorBigUn

[mercury7]

there may be several Ivorbigunns!
I certainly dont remember nipples of that description Kin...

[KinNora]

Cough, Ike, as matchmaker I demand to know how it went.

[mercury7]

spilspillspill Ike
we are all waiting! :o

[ike1]

Oh and Velv...

[ike1]

No am off to bed ...you lot can wait...(heh heh)

[KinNora]

Mercury is your BigUn naked but for a dressing gown, gaping open but photo coyly cropped just north of his micropizzle giant trouser snake ?

[KinNora]

Oi, Ike, you can't do that to us - you complete barrrstard