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Dating thread no 53

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Flipper924 · 06/05/2013 21:48

The Rules

1 Develop a thick skin;

  1. Do not invest emotionally too soon;
  2. It's all BS until it actually happens;
  3. Trust your gut instinct;
  4. If it is not fun, stop


Off we go...
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ike1 · 15/05/2013 23:34

The train was average sized...

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ike1 · 15/05/2013 23:33

Dunno means ...maybe I might have snogged him as an experiment after 4 pints but not after 2....

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JulietteMontague · 15/05/2013 23:32

Ike what was the train like?

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smoothieooo · 15/05/2013 23:31

Pardon you.

Is 'dunno' a good thing in that it's not a 'not on your nelly'?

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JulietteMontague · 15/05/2013 23:31

Arf at beaks at dawn OWW Grin

Ike well I'm not going to ask now. No, not even a little bit, no siree.

and it's always a quiche on MN, everyone who's in the quiche knows that. If you call the quiche a clique then it means you are not in the quiche. See?

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Secretservice · 15/05/2013 23:30

And then of course I miss it!

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ike1 · 15/05/2013 23:30

Oh sorry ..that was as the train pulled in to pull out iyswim.

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ike1 · 15/05/2013 23:29

Have I got wind from the lager consumed? Yes.

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Secretservice · 15/05/2013 23:28

That's how they work Ike. They chose this evening because they knew we'd all be gathered waiting for your return and to add injury to insult they distract us all

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smoothieooo · 15/05/2013 23:28

And as his train pulled out?????

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ike1 · 15/05/2013 23:28

Nice as a one off, would I reciprocate the visit....dunno. Would he even ask...dunno. Do I care? Dunno.

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ike1 · 15/05/2013 23:26

ok, ok, if you all insist soooooo much...in short....total creative artist type, extremely eccentric, very nice person, doesn't believe in money. Do I fancy him...not much. Do I like him, as a person, yes. Had a warm hug as his train pulled in. There.

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smoothieooo · 15/05/2013 23:22

Come on Ike spill all ... Earwigs an'all!

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ike1 · 15/05/2013 23:20

Instead they should have been cogitating on my romantic affaires....damn them...

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Secretservice · 15/05/2013 23:20

Oi Nora he's mine! You can't go offering him out willy nilly Grin
Besides he's only 'available' so I don't think it fair you should be tempting Velvet to abandon C, nips or no!

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ike1 · 15/05/2013 23:18

Too bloody right ...the thread can stand for itself...no worries about that!!

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Secretservice · 15/05/2013 23:14

Pah Ike. The good folk of this thread - not me obviously - have spend the afternoon defending the thread against accusations of cliquey exclusiveness. And then you wander in, late I might add and undermine them with your PMs Grin

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MirandaWest · 15/05/2013 23:12


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ike1 · 15/05/2013 23:10

Oh dear is that the end of the threa.....

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ike1 · 15/05/2013 23:10

Yep Smoothieoooooooo bet the others wished they had wondered now..eh? eh? x

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smoothieooo · 15/05/2013 23:09

Just kidding obvs...

What happened??? You can't leave us in suspense!

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smoothieooo · 15/05/2013 23:08

Thank you for PM'ing me Ike - blimey that sounds like an evening and a half!!!!!!!!

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VelvetSpoon · 15/05/2013 23:08

Kin that wasn't quite the sort of unusual I was hoping for!

Ike what if we say pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase? :)

(I used to make the word please last for what felt like hours about a minute as a child, it irritated my parents so much they gave in to keep me quiet!)

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KinNora · 15/05/2013 23:07
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KinNora · 15/05/2013 23:06

Oi, Ike, you can't do that to us - you complete barrrstard

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