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Honey traps leading to kinky fuckery and other dating adventures (No 21)

999 replies

KirstyWirsty · 29/08/2012 14:32

I want to know what Nicholas's tip was ... and the last thread was full!

OP posts:
watchoutforthatsnail · 29/08/2012 17:05

At the posh foodie place, sat afternoon.
He's brining me a ton of bay leaves from his garden. Aftet mrl who would only eat chicken nuggets and chips, This is most welcome :)

TimeForMeAndDD · 29/08/2012 17:09

Brilliant again!!! All good stuff! Smile

I look forward to your update!

Cherubim · 29/08/2012 17:13

Ooooh, can I have your fabled PM please Nicholas? Grin

worley, I really wouldn't bother, he sounds like hard work.

God, I'm nervous for snape that's what she said

Cherubim · 29/08/2012 17:14

Watch, nice one Smile

You need someone a bit more.... cerebral, I think.

watchoutforthatsnail · 29/08/2012 17:16

Mrl was. Hes got a first in anthropology.
And reads.
But he reads obsessively, instead of interactiving with people/ life.

Cherubim · 29/08/2012 17:18

Ahhhh... I didn't realise that. I was just focusing on the sex Wink

watchoutforthatsnail · 29/08/2012 17:21

The sex was very amazing. But sex isnt worth compromising everything else for, no matter how.good it is.

Cherubim · 29/08/2012 17:23

God no, I completely agree. I can't actually get my head around him being too scared to fill up a hot water bottle on his own Hmm

watchoutforthatsnail · 29/08/2012 17:25

Neither can I,neither can I.
That kind of kills any sexual feelings anyway, frankly..

If hes not grown up enough to handle hot water. Then hes not grown up enough for my foof!!!

MadameOvary · 29/08/2012 17:35

Watch - bay leaves, how lovely!
Scatty - it's just a look around the eyes re deviance, nothing quantifiable. That's why I'm happy to look at a profile if you wish.
Nicholas please share Grin
Yoga - go for it!
Snape - been there. Remember that sex creates bonding feelings so PM may well be history by tomorrow Wink

ChaoticismyLife · 29/08/2012 18:17

I go out for the day and get back to a new thread with 61 replies Shock

watch he sounds like a breath of fresh air after Mrl.

snape I've probably missed you but enjoy scratching the itch.

sponge have fun tonight.

BrianAndHisBalls · 29/08/2012 18:19

ok im delurking to ask, did snape ever declare feelings for pm originally? Did he knock her back years ago and that's why no approaching him directly this time? god its like a brilliant novel Grin

sorry snape, assuming you won't be minding me talking about you in 3rd person as you'll be rogering Grin

Yogagirl17 · 29/08/2012 18:37

Ooh - men on the thread! Have we had men on the thread before (I only joined in at 19)? Can i still say I tend to think men are stupid - even the really smart ones?

I hope Snape's night goes well - do you think the prof has any idea there's a whole warren of sex-starved women dying to hear all (ok maybe not all) the filthy details? Who needs 50 Shades when we've got Snape.

Initial impressions of OKC - are all them men over 6 feet tall? Seriously! I'm tiny and that's just no use - tried it once and just couldn't bend and stretch that way. Blush Had 2 messages so far - one looking for casual sex and one of a guy who took lots of pics of himself in a little paper hat. Hmm Not impressed so far.

Llareggub · 29/08/2012 18:46

As anyone had a message on okc from a Norwegian guy wanting to play you his music? Weird.

Date tonight. Feeling decidedly lacklustre about the whole thing. Other bloke is texting me and getting increasingly suggestive and it just leaves me cold. But I have got a lovely date in 2 weeks time to look forward to with a man who lives too far away :-(

MadameOvary · 29/08/2012 18:47

Yoga - try GS - there are loads of titchy men in Scotland I promise you!

BrianAndHisBalls · 29/08/2012 18:59

im not a bloke by the way, am a female who met dp on frd 6 years ago Smile

hatesponge · 29/08/2012 19:04

oooh new thread!

I have a date in 1.5 hours! I can't decide whether to be excited or apprehensive. It will either be great or I will be home by 9pm. At the moment it really could go either way, cos I really don't know what to make of him. He's a complete lad, yet drinks rose. He said about coming round, yet hasn't (by usual POF standards) said anything that dodgy.

We shall see...I will be back to update you (and to get an update on everyone else's evenings!) later :)

TimeForMeAndDD · 29/08/2012 19:05

Yes Brian, you are correct, PM did very stupidly reject Snape a few years back. Bet he is regretting it now though Grin

TimeForMeAndDD · 29/08/2012 19:06

Good luck and have fun Sponge. Look forward to hearing all about it!! Smile

watchoutforthatsnail · 29/08/2012 19:08

Good luck sponge!

ChaoticismyLife · 29/08/2012 19:16

Enjoy sponge

Yogagirl17 · 29/08/2012 19:27

Sorry Brian - I do think there was a bloke further up tho.

Sponge - hope it goes well - good luck!

MadameO -I treated myself to a 6 month GS subscription after XH left which is about to run out soon. There are some lovely men on there but I"m not going to renew just now because a)no money, b)seems to be all the same men after a while and c)most of the really good ones are in your neck of the woods! That's how I got myself into the whole 60mile "LDR" heartbreak in the first place (although I stupidly "liked" someone last night who lives too far away because he was really, really cute Blush).

Llareggub · 29/08/2012 19:34

I've had no luck with GS at all. I'm not sure anyone pays the subs on there. They should make it free to message every so often I think. Anyone tried my single friend?

fayster · 29/08/2012 19:46

De-lurking to say "Hi". I've been lurking and learning for several threads now, you guys are educational, inspirational, and addictive! Hope all your dates deliver what you want them to this evening.

You've given me the courage to sign up to pof and okc, and I've even been on a couple of dates. I'd never have done that if you all hadn't shown me how not to take it too seriously!

One question though, not someone I intend to see again, but does a hidden profile and a date only when he had a different legitimate reason to be out in the evening suggest he's married? Just curious and honing my ability to judge...

Ta!

OhWesternWind · 29/08/2012 19:50

Yogagirl - dying to know if you are in the north-west. If so I think I have been on a date with your Hen Man! (You didn't miss anything) Grin