Honey traps leading to kinky fuckery and other dating adventures (No 21)

[KirstyWirsty]

I want to know what Nicholas's tip was ... and the last thread was full!

Snape you will be fine .. it's not as though you don't know what you are letting yourself in for

How can anyone not believe in umbrellas? They exist.

Pirouettes are good, dangerous as you've found out.

Can't you just not go to date, blow out by text or something? Or is that too easy?

Nicholas, id like the surefire method, seeing as ive not dumped anyone for decades.

I believe in other people having umbrellas so I can hold their arm as they shelter me form a storm. I also believe in other people buying cigarettes and me smoking all of them when i'm stressed. I just tend to leave umbrellas everywhere, so we're not that compatible. :)

Pm
Practically magic?
Perfectly macho?
Pizza machine?
:)

no, i have to go on date. I'm onto a sure-fire shagging and haven't had sex in three years (bar one unfortunate incident that we do not talk about. ever. again.) I have a lot of pent up sexual agreesion that is going to be channelled at a perfectly nice chap. well, not that nice, thats where the kinky-fuckery comes into it

pizza! you had me at 'pizza!'

So why the worry? Oh sorry, I can't be arsed getting you to rehash it all.

As a bloke the sure fire shagging would blanket out any concerns I might have. Aside from my mrs not being too happy, I suppose.

Peri Menopausal

Post Menopausal

Pissing Men

Just popping in to mark my place. Snape have a great shag fest date. Nicholas I am interested in your PM too please. Thank you.

Hi to everyone else

thats perfectly fine technoviking - very short version - first night nerves and whilst my foof will be in the right place my head and regrettably my heart are elsewhere. hey ho.

Ah right. In that case, enjoy blowing away the cobwebs and then move on.

Pert maximus ( glutinous)
Pretty moustache
Perplexing male

Perfect Moobs.

Perfect Manhood

at 'Perplexing Male' & 'Pissing Men'

Please, Marriage.
Painfully Myopic.

right, I'm off for a shag. as you were. I'll report back when I've regained the use of my wrists.

Go and enjoy yourself Snape, get that itch well and truly scratched. Then roll on Friday! :o

Enjoy! And have one for me!

Break him :)

Time,can I pm you two Profiles please?

Yes, course you can

I am not using POF just now as there is an man on there who would like kinkery feckery but fortnightly and I am not up for it as it feels slapperish, nice but slapperish afterwards and I am dveloping feelings so am blocking him out of my mind by not having him talk to me on POF.

Also placing mark on very interesting thread.

I have noticed since internet dating men are like buses, so I am taking a erm... break from journeys at the moment. This may change. I also have I who lives 50 miles away smouldering in background but...well 50 miles.

and

M and erm... oh J on facebook "waiting until I am ready to date"!

Thanks :)

Done

Thanks :)
And I now have a date sat.

Brilliant