The thread in which we all pray Johnny depp has signed up to POF - DATING THREAD 17!

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Here we go again....

*penis pounding, not pens pounding, although I have seen peni with little more girth than a bic in my.time

do not touch list sounds good,it will expose the game players.

Lol snape that really made me laugh! Reminds me of my last ex

sponge dont worry. Say you enjoyed being with him while it lasted but are now enjoying being single again (not exactly a lie)

mrstodd my ex husband was 9years older than me. I was 16 when we started dating too. I don't think age really matters and my upper age limit is about 8 years older but no younger than 19 lol.

I tend to go 7 years either way. A long time ago - when I actually used to have sex someone I slept with 7 years older had grey pubes, which was slightly off putting at the time.... And someone I slept with 7 years younger was like a hairless boy...

What MLM suggested, Snape.

Or, if you want to go for the full lie. He's had to travel for business. :o But then they are bound to ask further questions...

Mrs Todd, definitely something you are comfortable with. Nothing too sexy (unless you are begging for it), nor too severe.

Sorry, Sponge. doh

I am glad I give some good advice --although this is very rare and I can't take any of my own.

You bastards I just joined POF so I could look at some of the links on here and within 10 seconds, with no picture and my profile says 'blahdehjfhgdgsb' I got:

'Hi. Wanna sit on my face'

I'm at least glad they started with 'Hi'

You have been initiated to the joys of POF.

Puffin, :o

Sadly, I don't think where I am is covered by pof, which is a shame because Mr VN is on a concert and I'll have no one to talk to this evening.

My DP is going to kill me

I sent a message back saying 'I'd love too, how lovely'

'I'd love to, how lovely! Do you like cottage cheese? I have a terrible dose of thrush at the moment' .....

For the record, that extra 'o' in 'to' only slipped out on here, not in the actual message, the shame!

I just got one from a very unattractve rather podgy bloke saying i quote 'you had better look like your pics or you can buy me drinks until you do'

I have resisted the urge to block and thought you all might like to help with my response?

You had better not look anything like your pics to have any chance of ever being in a public place with me, let alone a pub.

snape

Girly OMFG. What a tool.

Thanks snape :)

i did splutter my diet coke all over the keyboard and had to rush to the loo before peeing myself.

I understand the urge to come out with a cutting reply, but then mr potato head has won because you actually gave him the time of day required to think up & type a response.
Fuck off and die might do, but then again that seems overly venomous

I think it's best to try and rise above the pond life, gawd knows there's enough of it

Have not yet replied, if i do he might take it as the green light?

Surely that would require the old faithful:
Fuck off to the other side of fuck and then fuck off some more.

yup, if you bit he'll take that as his cue to try and reel you in.

No doubt he's developed a thick skin from repeated rejection, so any insults will just make him all the more keen to win you over

hahaha, i feel a little queezy at the thought i might actually go for a drink, the gall

Seriously, just ignore or block.

Ahhhhh, Mr VN has just sent a message from the concert. :)

It will be a bloody sexy female singer, with a sensual voice, though.
He better dream about the right person tonight, though.