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' babe, even my 7 year old thinks your sexi' internet dating - part 3.

999 replies

watchoutforthatsnail · 05/10/2011 13:14

started.

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Zanywany · 10/10/2011 13:58

Time please book your ticket otherwise Poppa will fill up the thread in begging requests. Grin

Well I've not heard from Mr Body since around this time yesterday afternoon which isn't long I know but he was constantly in touch before so I can't be arsed to mess around think he isn't as interested as I thought....Next

Still getting emails from MBis but don't know how important standards really are know if I like him enough to be bothered to answer his short emails.

On the plus side I'm still enjoying sending sarcastic replies to some of the idiots tha keep getting in touch.

TimeForMeIsFree · 10/10/2011 14:08

Grin Don't tell PoppaRob but I don't have a passport!! Grin

If MBis isn't doing it for you Zany then move on to the next. I've chatted to some where it's been like pulling sodding teeth! Or, just arrange to meet him and get it out the way Grin

lubeybooby · 10/10/2011 14:13

Yup, Poppa reaaallllly means it! Hope your power is back on soon Mr!

Zany leave it if he isn't great to talk to. His profile is meh, if his emails are meh too then I'd drop him.

Zanywany · 10/10/2011 14:24

Whispers Standards to myself

Snapespeare · 10/10/2011 14:37

:) at Popparob & time.

Smooch had a load of responses before I even posted a pic. smacks of desperation, no replies to any. POF seems friendly if grammatically bad. really can't be arsed with OKC (again) and Guardian Soulmates, I am sitting and waiting.

i haven't had a shag in two years. I am a woman in her PRIME! Hmm I think my problem is that I over-think and would like 'it' to mean something, when I should just go with the flow and let the 'meaning' be a good shag, with someone not too repulsive

TimeForMeIsFree · 10/10/2011 14:42

Oh I am with you on the overthinking Snape I am terribly guilty of that!! I would like 'it' to mean something too but yet I tell myself I don't want a relationship. So, I want meaningful sex in a casual set up Hmm Me, confused?? Too damned right I am! Grin

I rejoined Cupid yesterday, because I felt I was missing out. Had a few messages and a cock picture but it is a lot quieter than POF. The blokes on POF seem to just go for it!

Snapespeare · 10/10/2011 14:48

I wonder how long it will be until my first picture of a cock surfaces.

TimeForMeIsFree · 10/10/2011 14:50

Grin I knew I should have got a screen shot, you could have had a look at mine.

Snapespeare · 10/10/2011 15:10

that's incredibly generous of you, time. :) a cock shared is a cock halved. or something.... Hmm Wink

ChaoticAngelofSamhain · 10/10/2011 15:20

You better hope not, it wasn't that good to begin with Grin

lubeybooby · 10/10/2011 15:25

:o

watchoutforthatsnail · 10/10/2011 15:44

yo snape ( you know me... mr big!!!)

go for it :) And im sure you will have cock shots before you know it!!!!

Time- i was honestly the same, and after the fwb last year i decided to not have sex again unless it was 'something meaningful' and thus began what i refer to as my ' nun period' it got to just short of a year, 9 months or something, when the chance came up, and i though, god, im a woman in her early 30's i should not be being a nun, i should be living my life and sex is too good to miss out on' and then my number jumped 4 ( because i miss counted earlier) in as many months! :) lol

smooch is awful, gs is meant to be ok... snape, it should suit you :) I know several people including some very very cool people who have been sorted by that.

Anyway - the cheese/wine guy ( the future date) is now on my facebook for all that want a lool. Initials AD.

Zany - if the conversation doesnt flow, then it doesnt flow. Id move on.

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Snapespeare · 10/10/2011 15:59

I actually thought it was 'you' snail - posting style and all that. :)

I shall pass around biscuits and magnifying glasses when I gratefully receive my first cock-shot. :)

lubeybooby · 10/10/2011 16:08

Watch I had a look... oooooh very nice Wink

I had a spell of post break up where I didn't want anything but meaningful sex and didn't want any sex that wasn't part of a relationship. I lasted 6 weeks before throwing myself in at the deep end with the accidental two in one night on my birthday. Neither meaningful! I kinda got over it after that and stopped being soppy. I still do prefer it to be meaningful, but I'm not gonna deny myself a bit of fun while I'm waiting.

TimeForMeIsFree · 10/10/2011 16:18

watch I can't have a look cos am not on your facebook but would like to be please

lubey Shock do you mean two men in one night?? [shock[ Two different penises?? Shock

My dry spell is at almost 2 years. Until joining this threadvery recently I didn't think I ever wanted sex again. I wasn't bothered. Now I am! Grin

TimeForMeIsFree · 10/10/2011 16:22

Thinking now, on a roll, what would be nice is a really nice snog kiss. I'm really looking forward to that. God, I hope this date on Friday is a success and I at least get a long, lingering kiss!

lubeybooby · 10/10/2011 16:23

Time yep. One was arranged, FWB thing at about 9pm, the other was an impromptu drunken cab ride at 1am when I got an offer I couldn't refuse for a third date :o helluva way to turn 31 that was Wink

TimeForMeIsFree · 10/10/2011 16:26

Grin Grin

I got a card and a freeview box for my last birthday!

watchoutforthatsnail · 10/10/2011 16:28

snape, i read that as ' i recognise your badly spelled waffle anywhere' :)

really glad you are giving it a go, its fun, ive had a whole lot of fun :)

time, you will be getting all nervous... so exciting!

lubey - !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :) :) that is quite excellent. lol

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TimeForMeIsFree · 10/10/2011 16:34

I'm very excited watch but very nervous too. My life is about to go off in a different direction and that's what is exciting!!! And the thought of a snog!!! Grin

lubeybooby · 10/10/2011 16:47

It is all very exciting time!!

Watch yeah !!!!!!!!!! indeed :o it was great though and I'm glad I did it and stopped being soppy. It wasn't doing me any good.

I want a date. Hmpf.

ChaoticAngelofSamhain · 10/10/2011 17:07

Watch I don't have you on my fb.

Time I don't have you either.

TimeForMeIsFree · 10/10/2011 17:20

Chaotic I have PM'd you Smile

incognitopenguingirl · 10/10/2011 17:35

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Snapespeare · 10/10/2011 17:39

alway pon the lookout for more cock-shots fb friends.

yeah, snail. time to brush off those fanny-cobwebs. :)

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