' babe, even my 7 year old thinks your sexi' internet dating - part 3.

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Thank you! It's a well worn outfit too but still looks ok. No holes in the leggings. Dress shows a bit of bosom buy hey, if you've got it.......

He is very pleased that I accepted. He told me so once he had picked himself up off the floor.

lubey my ovaries have never been jabbed. In fact, I have usually had to take on the 'frozen chicken' position to enable my ovaries to get even a whiff of what's going on down there.

Oh god. Recognised by another fan. Great.

lubey I stopped posting after my Very Nice Man asked me if he could be my boyfriend. I have had six dates with him now, and he is coming over tonight when he gets back from France.

He was a chance encounter on POF back in the summer but I didn't meet him in person for two months because we were both busy with other people. Once I did, it was instant attraction. It is all going very well.

I am enjoying following your adventures but don't say much because it might be a bit nauseating!

Well, I did zoom in on it PoppaRob I thought taking a screen shot might be going a bit too far so wanted a proper look before it disappeared.

Ugly things though aren't they?

Hahahaaaahaaa aaahahahaaaaaaa TIME!! I'm never going to be able to do that again without thinking of frozen chickens. omg.

Oh no littlehouse please tell us! I'm the soppiest bugger going you can't nauseate me, I love happy stories :o

at frozen chicken position.

Come on LittleHouse you have to tell us and give us some hope, that this stuff works.

Thanks for the updates!

Time - Outfit is just what I would wear, good for a first date I would say. Checked out POF, he seems quite nice!

Zany - Whats the story with mr body, how did date one go? I have the worst memory! Maybe Mr House is coming up with a spectacular idea for a date..fingers crossed.

Tis sad but true.

Littlehouse - great news! Exactly why I dont say much either. Pleased to hear things are going well!

Ooh thank you stay am feeling a leetle bit excited!! And sick!

Attention loved up one - details!! I don't care if it's soppy I want to know how an actual relationship was formed from something online. What words were said?

The relationships I've had during my online dating time, only one was actually from an internet date. I've forgotten how all this stuff works... tell tell!!

Time - I am excited for you! Excited is good! Sick is not! I will be checking in on friday to see how things go :)

Well Lubey you can give me an opinion on whether you would tolerate being called a "cuddly little pumpkin". As I am neither orange nor round (and am totally allergic to all Fluffybunnikins talk) I am pondering whether it is a sackable offence but he does insist it was in jest.

Also he has a train set and model village in his basement, and 97 toy Landrovers. I am not allowed to see his house yet as it is too cluttered. That is fine. He just comes over to my house for supper and a good shagging session

lubey, online dating is just like when they first see the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park 2. 'Oh yeah "Ooh, aah", that's how it always starts. But then there's running and screaming.'

Oh the getting together was easy. We met for a drink at a local pub, talked non stop for three hours then in the car park nearly snogged but held back. When we got home we chatted on Facebook for two hours about the fact we fancied each other far more than we expected to after two months of online chat. Three days later I cooked him supper and ripped off all his clothes and dragged him to bed

Piece of cake really!

All pet names are acceptable to me if I'm feeling loved up. So yes that would be fine. I prefer Baby or Babe though!

I did dump someone once for confessing they had over 20,000 books in a tiny flat and bought more every week, despite not being able to afford to contribute to a new fire escape with the other residents. That was dodgy ground, but then when he said he could never let me visit due to clutter, and once moved in with someone and left his washing up in the sink for a year while he lived with her, I RAN FAR AWAAAAY!

Just going to yours for dinner and shagging sounds good... as long as he plans to sort his place the fuck out at some point so you can go there....

Poppa :o

see, pet names. Its easy for a guy. I struggle with pet names for a bloke. They all sound corny. I quite often want to end a text to S with a pet name, but draw blanks. The one I do use with him makes me cringe a little with the corny-ness of it. I also have one I use for him to friends, but I dont think he would be amused and no I am not putting them on here. I am convinced I am being stalked by a family member (yes you, you know who you are, shoo)

Thank you stay I shall report back as soon as I am home. I have this silly little smile on my face and I've only said yes to a drink!

All good Time! Silly little smiles are the business :)

First date with Mr Body went well Stay, not seen him since but he has been working shifts and asked to meet me yesterday but I was busy. Should be seeing him at the weekend although he has gone a bit quiet recently

Fingers crossed Zany. Try not to overthink it if he has gone quiet, I am sure all will pick up again when you next see each other.