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' babe, even my 7 year old thinks your sexi' internet dating - part 3.

999 replies

watchoutforthatsnail · 05/10/2011 13:14

started.

OP posts:
ChaoticAngelofSamhain · 09/10/2011 21:30

Grin That ain't 8 inches except maybe in his dreams.

ChaoticAngelofSamhain · 09/10/2011 21:31

Nah Poppa just don't wear it on a date Grin

lubeybooby · 09/10/2011 21:33

Time I've reported him. Dirty flasher! Ugh.

Zanywany · 09/10/2011 21:33

OMG - I've just checked out Leeds8incher.

Ust chatting to MBris at the moment, thinking his profile is a bit too big headed but will see.

Really pleased for you Hairy

I'm tempted to see my FWB this week after the let downs disappointments on the sites

PoppaRob · 09/10/2011 21:34

Is the Pommie X-Factor any good? The Australian one is utter crap. Even worse than the usual karaoke crap of previous years. Ronan Keating is one of the judge/mentors and at least he has some cred (loved his cover of Father and Son with Yusuf Islam / Cat Stevens), but the others are Guy Sebastian who won the first Australian Idol, Natalie Basingthwaite (ex Neighbours and had one hit with her band) and an ex Spice Girl with a really annoying accent.

TimeForMeIsFree · 09/10/2011 21:34

I should put a nipple on my upper arms and my stomach then?? Grin

It's been a long time since I've seen a willy, I'm excited, it looks MASSIVE to me! Grin

ChaoticAngelofSamhain · 09/10/2011 21:36

FFS I really need to get my brain in working order Hmm

Just went looking for INeedMending on POF and spent 5 mins searching before I remembered I'd posted his username on here so I could look for him that way.

lubeybooby · 09/10/2011 21:38

Ours is rubbish at the moment Poppa, the first few weeks of the lives shows always is. And it's fixed as usual with a particular one of the 'boys' in favour with Syco. Grrrr.

Time that particular one is too thin for my liking :o I hate cock pics on dating sites. It really is the modern equivalent of flashing just without the dirty mac

stayforappledunking · 09/10/2011 21:40

Hairy - Huraah! Someone else 'seeing someone' I wont feel quite as out of place now Grin (selfish mare that I am!) glad you had a wonderful night and hope things go well for you!

My god you lot can talk. Someone be kind and give me an update on who is chatting/dating/doing who. I am also lazy. Such a catch!

lubeybooby · 09/10/2011 21:41

Stay I think Hairy has the only real news with an actual boyfriend, the rest of us are just messing about a bit and talking a lot but not much dating going on

Apaprt from Time who has just decided she might actually date someone instead of running away :o

TimeForMeIsFree · 09/10/2011 21:42

I reported him too lubey after I had a really good look. Disgusting!

Well, I have a date on Friday!!! Shock I have agreed to meet someone who has been begging asking me for a while now. Seems nice. Tall. Not sure about looks wise but, it's a start. Isn't it? Occidentaltourist POF

TimeForMeIsFree · 09/10/2011 21:43

Ha ha! My post was good timing then lubey! Grin

If I don't suddenly come down with a bug/flu/whatever before Friday!!!!

lubeybooby · 09/10/2011 21:44

Oooh time he looks nice. Well worth a date!

TimeForMeIsFree · 09/10/2011 21:46

Grin you think so??

He is nice to chat to. And he has been very patient. VERY patient.

lubeybooby · 09/10/2011 21:47

Yeah definitely! I would (if he messaged me and wasn't about to date you!)

TimeForMeIsFree · 09/10/2011 21:48

I've got nothing to wear. Do you think leggings with tunic top/dress and a nice scarf is ok for first casual/relaxed date. With knee boots. It's what I feel comfortable in and it fits

I can't afford new clothes for this dating lark. I'm saving up to take DD to Weymouth next year, my first ever holiday as a single mum!

TimeForMeIsFree · 09/10/2011 21:49

Grin lubey!! You norty girl!!

TimeForMeIsFree · 09/10/2011 21:53

Just had another look at leeds8inch lubey for research purposes you understand. That looks pretty much like what I was getting while with the ex maybe even a bit longer

I could be in for a bit of a treat when I actually get some bedroom action Grin

ChaoticAngelofSamhain · 09/10/2011 21:56

The outfit sounds fine to me Time The type of thing I'd wear.

Not bad for 53, I could well believe he's 49.

TimeForMeIsFree · 09/10/2011 21:58

OMG!! I only just saw that he is 53. I hadn't read that bit. I hope his pics are recentish.

lubeybooby · 09/10/2011 21:58

Long isn't good they just jab me in the ovaries then. Yowch! I'm an 'average length but good girth' girl personally... my fave :o

The clothes choice sounds fine time, comfort is the most important thing. He is going to be so overjoyed that you finally accepted anyway he wouldn't notice if you wore a giraffe suit and tutu Wink

Zanywany · 09/10/2011 21:59

I think that outfit sounds perfect for a first date Time

My summary Stay is still chatting to Mr Body loads, although he messaged me earlier to say that he lost his phone last night, supposed to be on date n0. 2 at the weekend. Was asked out for coffee from Mr House (V hot) but not heard anything since I replied with a Yes. Has a few emails since yesterday with another guy. Not an awful

lubeybooby · 09/10/2011 21:59

53, I never noticed that. Still within my age range though and he looks better than a LOT of the 45 yr olds on there!!

TimeForMeIsFree · 09/10/2011 21:59
PoppaRob · 09/10/2011 21:59

time, it's probably just the aspect ratio on your monitor. ;-)