' babe, even my 7 year old thinks your sexi' internet dating - part 3.

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Great news Hairy :)

Time he needs an haircut

Off to watch x-factor.

Hairy!!!!!! Nice one :o

Oh yes xfactor... laters

Wow! Well done Hairy that's fab! The weightloss I mean, well, and the great night too!

It's obvious he is a very busy man Zany he hasn't had time to get his hair cut for at least three years!

Eugh! A nose curler for you when you are back from Xfactor! guyfordoll (POF)

Back for a bit, I forget we have to go through two thirds of the programme before we even get a hint of who's going home

As for guyfordoll [vomit emoticon]

He doesn't meet my criteria...he can't afford any clothes much less a shirt

Check out 'INeedMending'

Awh, quite like him Chaotic especially this bit of his profile " Someone who takes my breath away & make me want to rush home to be with them, who makes your tummy lurch when you think of them while you are sat in some boring meeting at work"

All these guys who like running, cycling and attend the gym three times a week, turn me right off they do. How the heck do they find time for dating??

Fab profile plastercast

Damn, saw a hot guy on POF and he says he lives in my village. I sent him a message and asked where he has been hiding and no reply! They hardly ever reply if I message them first. Bloody men, most are still in their caves!

Anyway hello, Are all these profiles you are checking out on OKC or POF?

Those I have posted are POF. Get the bleach ready for your eyes!

what do you think of mbris on OK. Been emailing but I'm not sure

Will have a look when I get chance. Although I've got some fine specimens of my own in my inbox. It's grim most of the time on there isn't it. Oh well we live in hope.

Congrats to Hairy, she has a boyfriend .

Time 'INeedMending' is also on eharmony. I sent him a set of questions on there, all the while thinking I know that pic, then remembered where I knew him from.

plastercast just

Zany mbris not to my liking, he reminds me of Hale and Pace, not sure which one, but definitely one of them.

Chaotic did you hear from Ineedmending on Eharmony? I think he could be worth a go

I'm chatting to 3 men on POF. It's becoming a bit complicated

Zany mbris leaves me feeling exhausted just reading his profile If he asks for a date I'd say yes, if that helps.

mbris looks ok zany, a bit meh profile wise but he might be better to chat to no idea

Well we're helpful aren't we? I think I'm erring on the side of I'd rather meet him and then say no than wonder if I should have said yes.

Time I've only just sent the questions but I'm not holding out any hope. The men on there seem to prefer not to answer them despite having to pay to join. Sometimes I do wonder if that's the problem, they're active on there but that doesn't mean they've paid

Still I can stalk him on POF mwuhahahahaha

Eharmony sounds a but complicated Chaotic can you get a refund?

Send Mr Nice Man a message on POF asking him to please answer your questions on Eharmony!! Good plan eh?

OH MY FUCKING GOD!! MY FIRST COCK PICTURE

Leeds8incher on Cupid!!

A bit late for a refund, my membership runs out in less than two weeks. Tempted to send him a message on POF though. At least I should either get an answer or he'll close the match.

Chaotic - so I should ditch my "Feminist chicks dig me" T-shirt

lubey and time - Nothing at all wrong with a little bit of padding. As thay say, the best way to make a few pounds of fat look attractive is to put a nipple on it.

Have you looked at my cock picture?? have you?? leeds8inch