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Time! :o my shopping has arrived [hermit] I have my Whole Nut too, and MN, X factor, POF and three cats.. I really do highly recommend it. I could FedEx you a cat if you like?

Oh and don't let them put you off. OK so three of us did with smooch, but I have spoken to and met some great ones on POF. I found they had a tendency to crop up when I least expected it.

In fact I might re-do my profile on there soon, okc has gone soooo quiet on me apart from that one chap I'm talking to and we don't even seem to be building up to a date, just chatting. So looks like it's POF again for moi.

I can FedEx you my cat if you want. So long as you don't mind being bossed around she hasn't earned the nickname Demon/Devil cat for nothing you'll get on fine

Oooh yes lubey send me one that likes lots of cuddles and wants to sleep on my bed while I MN. And is house trained!

Must say, now I've done 'The Rounds', I think POF is probably the best of a bad bunch. I like the fact they can't see if I've read their messages or not, unless they are a fully paid up member. I also like that I can read then block, saves me deleting

she is the most affectionate, but only when she decides she wants it. Then she won't leave you alone and will keep settling down to sleep by your feet but changing her mind and coming back for more fuss x 10 before she actually sleeps

Yeah, POF isn't all bad. Now I've experienced the HORRORS of smooch, POF is forgiven :o

Only room for one boss in this house, and that's DD!!

I just did my online shop order. Forgot the whole nut!!

She sounds lovely lubey Sound like my friends cat, she won't sit on your knee but prefers to sit lay on your feet.

Yeah, agree re POF. Just been 'found' by that bloke I told you about when I first joined the thread, the one with issues. "I take it you aren't interested in me...." I've just messaged back that his ex wife is too much of a problem for me. Wish he would just block me and leave me alone...

He's religious, a vegetarian and wants a soul mate/wife. I like God but don't pay homage to him daily, I eat loads of meat and I don't want a husband at all, ever. especially one with a mental ex wife.

I walked to the supermarket for mine three mile round trip, with 6 pints of milk in back pack, so I burnt off the calories before I eat it

Stay can you go amend your order to add the Whole Nut? Goooo on!

I think I might prefer a toblerone. Long and satisfying but in keeping with being an adele cat lady, I shall add a whole nut now.

Oooh time you are good! I can't bear supermarkets. I avoid them at all costs, Especially when in a PMS grump.

Stay, definitely amend your oder. Or do another that consists purely of Whole Nut :o

I'm suffocating under a mountain of tissues again. Wish this bloody cold would feck off!

You need zinc lubey. I take zinc and I've not had a cold in years!!

Supermarket was horrendous this morning. There was a woman with her husband, they stood mid aisle, got the sanitation gel out of her handbag, both rubbed some on their hands then carried on shopping.

Supermarket shopping can be entertaining sometimes. It's good for playing spot the oddballs I usually get through mine by wearing my ipod all the way round.

I may do another that consists entirely of whole nut, wine and regal cigarettes. A months supply. I am not feeling the love today. PMS here too :(

Me too Chaotic A bit of Adele while shopping is fab!

Awh stay send your man a saucy text, get some communication going

Time, its never stopped! 602 texts received and counting. Just I could do with him here in person five days to go :) its just the PMS, I am a misery at that particular time!

Ooh only 5 days, that's lovely . You need emergency Whole Nut, that would make you feel better!

Zinc, ok duly noted. I think I have some somewhere....

POF profile newly re done. Straight away got messages from men with no pics, in text speak and very short messages... then I remembered to tinker with all my settings to block those with no pics, those looking for 'intimate encounter' and anyone under 28. So that will get rid of at least some of the more annoying ones.

Chaotic I have my iPod on whenever I have no choice but to face the hell that is a supermarket

Awww stay, not long now! Feeling the horrid PMS thing here too, urgh.

Yup then I have four whole days with him I did have some birthday cake, which was chocolate but it just made me feel a bit sick. Either that or the many cigarettes I have smoked so far

Anyone tried b2?

I don't even know what that is, Chris.... ?

Vitamin B2? For PMS?

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It's a dating website - sorry should have made that clear!!

Don't think I could cope with another dating site right now.