' babe, even my 7 year old thinks your sexi' internet dating - part 3.

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started.

It's a paying site. I'm not paying to look at the same faces and read the same old shite messages I can read for free.

Seems better than POF which I didnt like

OOh I bet you don't get stunners like this on B2 RichardTrulove

I've just looked Time and I think I'm his true love can't believe he put his mobile number on there.

I had an awful interesting night last night, my friend who I went with as her husband couldn't get there till later spent the whole night talking the piss and making out to everyone we spoke to that I was a slapper, all as a fucking joke. Feel really annoyed and upset. She said to a few people 'watch her or she will be off outside with some strange bloke' when in actual fact she has done this a few times. I couldn't say anything as her husband was with us and it was their wedding anniversary.

Zany that is no friend!! Sounds to me like she is jealous of you and was perhaps trying to stop you stealing her limelight, you being the attractive single woman . Now, if she ever does anything like that again, you speak up! Her husband being their and it being their anniversary was her problem and not for you to be considerate of. She showed no consideration for you!!

Now, shall we mass text Truelove

Yes definately, what shall we say

Get a haircut would be a good start! Or at least take the basin off your head when you do get a haircut

Oh he's marvellous isn't he? I like how he can easily adapt from the city to the country (trans: able to put wellies on).

He reminds me of something out of Austin Powers!

He does have a certain Austin Powers / the guy from The Monkees who looks a bit like him / Thunderbird puppet look about him. Men want to BE him - women want to DO him.

Ummm... and... "my understanding of the world is that you will experience your own beliefs about it; so if you don't like something don't try and change it, but instead change your own thoughts about it." Either this man is a guru and needs to start his own cult or he's a doormat who's prepare to cave in without provocation. Can't see any bathrooms sinks being torn from the wall chez RichardTrulove.

And he is Unusually Strong!! Maybe he has superpowers...

Its subliminal papa smurf, how it should read is "if you dont like me, dont try and change me, but instead change your thoughts about me"

Unusually strong = thin and puny but I can beat my gerbil at arm wrestling

stay... but it reads that despite one's beliefs one should change the way one thinks about things one doesn't like.

Zany... the question is more do we know where the gerbil has been (in a Richard Gere kind of way)?

Oh god - I accidentally found bigjohn13 the tattooist and his friend.

"looking for dates to get too know people" sic

I assume bigjohn13 is the seated one but who knows?

what the actual fffffffffffffuck at trulove bloke

Hands off Lubey he's mine

He is Samson. His strength is in his hair. Actually, he is just a dickhead.

OMG @ bigjohn13. Just OMG!

Hey ups! Orestes1965

at "I can beat my gerbil at arm wrestling"

I'm back, been my mum's for the afternoon. Still need to go and get my whole nut though and maybe a bottle of pepsi, my stomachs a bit off so will avoid anything stronger.

Stay not long to go now, he'll be worth the wait.

What goes through the minds of some men?

phil4u7 is he trying to sell himself or his house? This man is obsessed with cushions...anyone up for a cushion fetishist?

Bigone10Inch thinks am fit

"Mmm looking damn hot !! Very sexy minx !! Impressive xxxx"

Do you reckon he is packing his Whole Nut down his undies?

Ooh phil4u7 lives in Santas grotto!

PMSL 'Not to bad looking' Eh? He must have a magic mirror!!