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' babe, even my 7 year old thinks your sexi' internet dating - part 3.

999 replies

watchoutforthatsnail · 05/10/2011 13:14

started.

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TimeForMeIsFree · 07/10/2011 21:59

Hurray!! Grin

lubeybooby · 07/10/2011 22:01

Excellent!

I'm tempted to do a profile along the lines of my friend on okc... OpheliaPayness :o

TimeForMeIsFree · 07/10/2011 22:04

Double date anyone? I'm taking the one on the right of the picture, no arguing! Yesterdays_Jam

lubeybooby · 07/10/2011 22:08

My mates profile....

My self-summary
It seems as though the gates are down, the lights are flashing but the train isn't coming. Maybe you could change that?

I am a hopelessly romantic girl who loves nothing better than playing with trains. I love everything about them, especially watching them enter tunnels. I am looking for someone who can be my station master as it is very hard work playing with myself all the time.

I live with my mother, who bakes the best cakes, especially when she knows I have a friend coming to play. She is such a love! I do feel sorry for her though as the stair lift doesn't reach the top floor, so she can't get to my play room any more. She is rather deaf now too, so she struggles to hear the rumbling of the train on the tracks or the horn sounding as it enters the tunnel.

My perfect station master would be deliciously handsome, thoughtful, kind, loving, sensitive, and above all love playing with me. He would also own a camper van so we can travel the country visiting the many model rail exhibitions without worrying about costly hotel bills.

Oh, if you are reading this and think you may be too old for me, don't be put off. I will also chat to any gentlemen with a heart condition and no relatives, maybe you could come and keep my mother company?

As for meeting, well mother won't let me go out to play with anyone she hasn't met, so you will have to pop round for tea and cake. She can be very fussy though so if you don't mind, you will need to be wearing a jacket (the geography teacher type with leather elbow patches), bow-tie and polished shoes. If you don't have the right kind of jacket, I have one I can post to you. You can't keep it though, it belonged to my father.

If mother approves of you (you'll know because she will offer you a second slice of cake) I will show you my playroom and if you bring your own train you can run it on my tracks and try out my tunnels.

What I?m doing with my life
I think it may be passing me by, like an express train whizzing through a local station
I?m really good at
Designing model railway layouts
The first things people usually notice about me
My glasses
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hornby track plans book, Hornby Catalogue
Brief Encounter
Train
Mother's home-made cake

The six things I could never do without
My glasses
Uncoupler unit
Track link wire
Smoke oil
Fish guards
Mother's home-made cake
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to improve my track layouts
My perfect Station Master
On a typical Friday night I am
Tinkering with my tunnels

The most private thing I?m willing to admit
I don't really like my Mother

You should message me if
You have a jacket (the geography teacher type with leather elbow patches), bow-tie and polished shoes, you like home-made cake, can charm a cantankerous, over-protective mother and just adore trains.

ChaoticAngelofSamhain · 07/10/2011 22:11

Spoilsport Time Grin

lubey I've just been literally loling at that Grin

TimeForMeIsFree · 07/10/2011 22:11

Grin That's brillaint lubey I bet that gets some reactions. Shall we try it??

Hatesponge · 07/10/2011 22:16

lubey that's superb!

TimeForMeIsFree · 07/10/2011 22:17

Jonezyboy

lubeybooby · 07/10/2011 22:22

I wish I could write something as good as that but it's not to be!

TimeForMeIsFree · 07/10/2011 22:33

I might have a go tomorrow Grin

ChaoticAngelofSamhain · 07/10/2011 22:36

This is a load of bollocks! I keep getting the same profiles recycled over and over again on POF.

TimeForMeIsFree · 07/10/2011 22:37

Yep, me too! But they will be seeing our faces over and over again too Grin

watchoutforthatsnail · 07/10/2011 22:39

Late night booty call to mr epic shag, win!!!!!!!

Best be going... Sinks to break :)

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ChaoticAngelofSamhain · 07/10/2011 22:39

Check out Barry2011 and take a look at his second photo Grin

TimeForMeIsFree · 07/10/2011 22:42

Grin Brilliant!

TimeForMeIsFree · 07/10/2011 22:45

I just got one of those negative prompts. "Thanks for viewing my profile, you are very pretty" I've not had my mouse anywhere near his profile Hmm Block. NEXT!

lubeybooby · 07/10/2011 22:50

still here but got DD down here talking to me. brb!

ChaoticAngelofSamhain · 07/10/2011 22:53

Well at least I'm getting a laugh at some of the profiles Grin

watchoutforthatsnail · 08/10/2011 01:20

And I'm back. Without breaking anything this time :)

Hes still hot. I fancy the pants off him. But he's a total disaster who I wouldn't date... But he's so much fun. And hot. And has a giant cock.

We have decided the sex is too good and are now fwb. Hurrah. The perfect relationship falls into my lap :)

And he's hot. Like in a surfer type way. All scruffy long hair.

( but I think.hes a bit Gobsmacked and can't believe it, or I know this, because he said it. LOL)

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MsCellophane · 08/10/2011 11:10

How lovely!

I've had great fun looking at all these 'catches' people are finding, what on earth are these men thinking? They come across as complete idiots!

Geordie is coming over to mine today Grin Just going for a coffee and a cake as he is working tonight. I'm trying not to get excited, my past men experiences haven't been good, but he seems really keen, am waiting for the inner dickhead to emerge, guess that will quite possibly come after sex, will have to wait and see if he disappears once the deed is done

but in the meantime - I'm having fun

lubeybooby · 08/10/2011 11:14

MsCello I hope his lack of dickheadness remains :o

Watch! You lucky bugger... glad you had a good night and now an 'arrangement' too...excellent stuff.

I was thinking about another FWB type thing to keep me occupied, but I think what I really want at the moment is dates and going out to stop me being a Whole Nut Hermit Cat lady.

ChaoticAngelofSamhain · 08/10/2011 11:34

Nothing wrong with Whole Nut Hermit Cat Ladies Grin I've been there done that. Used to have 4 cats, now down to 1, love Whole Nuts and although I haven't been much of a hermit lately that will be restarting soon as winter's coming Wink

ChaoticAngelofSamhain · 08/10/2011 11:34

MsCell and Watch glad it seems to be working for both of you :)

stayfornoone · 08/10/2011 12:15

watch Envy you lucky sod! Get some contents insurance, it may come in handy!

Mrscell - hope all goes well with Geordie!

TimeForMeIsFree · 08/10/2011 12:43

Just got back from supermarket with my Whole Nut, all ready for tonight, MN, POF and Xfactor. What more could a girl ask for, apart from a cat Grin

Must say though, all these naff 'hit's' are really putting me off men. Period. DaveonPiano messaged me again this morning. He wants to chat. I don't. And all the men who have 'favourited' me are proper mingers! Why have no nice men favourited me??