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' babe, even my 7 year old thinks your sexi' internet dating - part 3.

999 replies

watchoutforthatsnail · 05/10/2011 13:14

started.

OP posts:
lubeybooby · 07/10/2011 21:35

Wow! I lasted a whole three minutes before I couldn't bear it. It was being called 'huni' that did it.

TimeForMeIsFree · 07/10/2011 21:37

Wait til you get called chick lubey You will need Nutella with that Haagen Dazs!

Hatesponge · 07/10/2011 21:39

lubey Grin

i just got a msg on smooch from a man who wants to kiss and cuddle me

ick. just ick.

hellsbells76 · 07/10/2011 21:39

You girls aren't really selling smooch to me you know...

TimeForMeIsFree · 07/10/2011 21:40

Oh. My. Word. glennyboy65

I must have been a really bad girl Sad

TimeForMeIsFree · 07/10/2011 21:41

hells you can have it for free, I wouldn't sell it to you for all the tea in China! Am deleting myself from there tonight, at 12, like Cinderella!

lubeybooby · 07/10/2011 21:41

I'm de registering. No no no no no and more no. NO!

I've run out of options on okc though.

hellsbells76 · 07/10/2011 21:42

I'd rather date his dog.

lubeybooby · 07/10/2011 21:42

haha time I will wait for midnight with you then we can vanish :o

TimeForMeIsFree · 07/10/2011 21:44

Grin I'm not leaving my shoe though, don't want any of that lot finding me!!

TimeForMeIsFree · 07/10/2011 21:45

Shall I ask him for you hells? Grin

TimeForMeIsFree · 07/10/2011 21:46

This man just messaged me. kennyboy99. Why? I mean, why? Do I really look his type??

lubeybooby · 07/10/2011 21:47

It's no good I couldn't wait. I am no longer registered on smooch. Phew!

TimeForMeIsFree · 07/10/2011 21:48

Ok, I'm off too then. If it's not good enough for lubey it's not good enough for me!

hellsbells76 · 07/10/2011 21:49

WTAF is a 'love cushion'? No don't tell me, I don't want to know.

TimeForMeIsFree · 07/10/2011 21:50

Gone! Grin

lubeybooby · 07/10/2011 21:50

Hurrah!! two x birds flipped at smooch. Now then, where next? richgorgeousmenwhocanspellandlikecurvywomen.com?

Hatesponge · 07/10/2011 21:50

I'll have to delete myself too...I'm not being left on there on my own!

TimeForMeIsFree · 07/10/2011 21:50

Is it another term for gunt?

hellsbells76 · 07/10/2011 21:52

Looking at him, yes. I fear you may be right. He's very proud of his caravan though!

TimeForMeIsFree · 07/10/2011 21:52

Yeah, lubey. If I knew how to set up a website I would do it!! One for 'normal' people Grin

Smooch is going to be a sadder place without us lubey

TimeForMeIsFree · 07/10/2011 21:53

Come on hate Come on over to the other side Grin

Hatesponge · 07/10/2011 21:53

I was wondering if his static in the bay was a euphemism. Possibly not!

TimeForMeIsFree · 07/10/2011 21:57

56?? Really?? Maybe the older man isn't so bad after all Grin bigcraig86

Hatesponge · 07/10/2011 21:58

Done it! Another Smooch escapee Grin