' babe, even my 7 year old thinks your sexi' internet dating - part 3.

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He looks like someone's been sucking his left nipple lubey and that could be what caused his shoulders to swell up like that.

Oooh, I'm gonna have to sleep with the light on tonight! biffabacon69

Just wanted to say hi, this thread is hilarious

I met my DP on FRD and we've now been together 5 years and have an 18 month old dd. No one on here mentions FRD, does it not exist anymore?

So it can happen Although my first date was ...errm.... horrendous. Met lovely guy on FRD, liked his photos, fancied him, talked for hours online, texted etc and after a few weeks we arranged to meet. I was already in love by this stage with who I thought this guy was. Oh dear.

Got all dressed up, arranged babysitting and headed off. He turned up a good foot shorter than he should have been, in dirty clothes and just urgh! We went to a pub for a drink and he proceeded to tell me all about the time he'd......................................................

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been on the Vanessa Show. Jesus. I legged it

Oh! and the guy whose photo on the dating site was him in a suit at a wedding. His wedding!!!!! Complete with his wife's face blacked out! Apparently it was the 'only decent photo' he had!

FRD as in Friends Reunited Dating, yes, it exists but they charge for you to message the mingers members now. I tried it years back and it was free then. I need my money for Whole Nut so would prefer not to spend it on dating sites. Just watching Corrie though, seems a good way to meet a man in uniform is to get your head stuck through a metal fence and pull the fireman who cuts you free! Who needs ID!!

Hello! whats FRD?

Hmph - well if anyone remembers the guy I met out clubbing last Saturday night - finally tracked him down on fb and added him. This 'messy marriage breakup' must be Jolly Recent since he's still listed as married and his wife sent him a 'love you xxxx' type wall message only a month ago...NEXT!!

FRD = Friends Reunited Dating.

hells better you find out now what a loser he is than later.

Lucky escape there then Hells NEXT!

Even though I have deleted myself off POF I confess I have been looking at some of those named above. surprisingly they haven't made me regret my decision at all

I wish I could remember the username of the guy who messaged me once whose photos included one of him in his kebab shop carving a doner (I kid you not!)

Awh this is depressing. I need chips!

Oh absolutely NEXT. On to charmers like philcross40 who has just messaged me. Seriously, this is getting to be soul-destroying...

PMSL!! He is looking for women, rite.

We will not be beaten by the knobbers or have our souls destroyed, oh no. We will ignore them/tell them to fuck off/etc until the good ones come along. They ARE out there... somewhere!!

Have you seen his blinds?? That's not good enough. NEXT!

but but but he wants to luv u and catch spiders when yr screamin

My eyes!!! Adistar

But look at his blinds lubey!!

Oh dear god, the tighty whities, the forehead lift perma surprised look... how can you resist? :o

easily!

Lot's of Smooch and Cupid faces on POF. Don't think we stand a chance of meeting Mr Right on these sites girls. We deserve better!! >

:o :o :o :o

Jesus H Christ. I love how he has to tell us his photos are real. Like THAT'S the fake one you'd put up...

Right. I'm logging in to smooch...

Aaarrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh