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' babe, even my 7 year old thinks your sexi' internet dating - part 3.

999 replies

watchoutforthatsnail · 05/10/2011 13:14

started.

OP posts:
TimeForMeIsFree · 07/10/2011 20:16

I can't check him out, I deleted my Cupid profile! Damn it!

lubeybooby · 07/10/2011 20:16

oh bum.

TimeForMeIsFree · 07/10/2011 20:20

oooh errr Madam moremi-dreams (POF)

ChaoticAngelofSamhain · 07/10/2011 20:21

Time she's 17. Even the suggestion of wrapping her up and taking her to the library (our nearest has shut for renovation) would elicit an Hmm in response Grin

Btw tellarniedasecond the v-neck t-shirt does nothing for him.

ChaoticAngelofSamhain · 07/10/2011 20:23

Nice smile lubey but not much on his profile.

TimeForMeIsFree · 07/10/2011 20:24

Grin Then she is old enough to go round to a mates house to keep warm

Re the t-shirt, looks like he's pulled it down somewhat to show off his pecs plonker. Why do men do things like that??

TimeForMeIsFree · 07/10/2011 20:24

Nice hair johns2802 Grin

lubeybooby · 07/10/2011 20:25

arnie need to iron his t shirt, lazy young man. Also are they self harm or stab scars on his chest Shock

hellsbells76 · 07/10/2011 20:26

oh ffs. just logged on to POF to find a message that just says 'sexy x' from seabass2. Check him out ladies! He's taken the self portrait in the bathroom thing one step further and done it while still wet from the shower. Be still my beating gusset.

Also I have no drink in the house and the kids are in bed. Bah grump moan.

TimeForMeIsFree · 07/10/2011 20:27

Maybe he has a cat with a bit of a temper lubey

TimeForMeIsFree · 07/10/2011 20:31

OMG! Hells "Hay ladies" Hay!! Revolting. No amount of showering could make that appeal to me. Rude message then block!

TimeForMeIsFree · 07/10/2011 20:31

Ha ha, seabass is sending me a chat request now Grin That's the price you pay for peeping

ChaoticAngelofSamhain · 07/10/2011 20:32

Chaotic's thought for the day Do not put I'm honest and loyal on your profile. It makes you sound like my dog.

TimeForMeIsFree · 07/10/2011 20:33

Strange.... daveonpiano

lubeybooby · 07/10/2011 20:34

Could be that time yeah... must be one helluva cat :o and :o at that hairdo on the john bloke :o

Hellsbells :o @ seabass. Oh deaaaar

Chaotic oh yeah I forgot he doesn't say much in the profile. I feel a bit odd talking to him, he seems to be the perfect man according to my cosmic order.... which makes me think it could be my ex with a fake profile. He knows what I like.

TimeForMeIsFree · 07/10/2011 20:36

I really must do a cosmic order. Tomorrow.

hellsbells76 · 07/10/2011 20:37

I love john's hair!

yes seabass is special. and it's 'hay ladys'. Two spelling mistakes out of two is impressively bad. It's like the guy whose message to the other day was 'im intrested'. AAAAARGH. time - so are you chatting to him then? go on, just for our amusement....

lubeybooby · 07/10/2011 20:37
lubeybooby · 07/10/2011 20:38

I know hellsbells the 'hay ladys' is really special eh? :o

TimeForMeIsFree · 07/10/2011 20:39

50? Really?? felix_papalardi

TimeForMeIsFree · 07/10/2011 20:40

I blocked him hells the nakedness was making me blush Grin

lubeybooby · 07/10/2011 20:41

Holy Crap the SHOULDERS wit-woo1 can't spell and has the prize for shortest crappest profile... but the shoulders!!!

hellsbells76 · 07/10/2011 20:42

dave - christ, he's used that awful application that turns your mug into posters, magazine covers etc. My ex does his fb profile pics with it (and that's all you need to know about him).

I don't think I've ever been on POF on a friday night before. I'm getting more than the usual slew of illiterate one-word messages. Is this like MN going all bumsex on a friday?

TimeForMeIsFree · 07/10/2011 20:42

Double date anyone? supertrooper123

lubeybooby · 07/10/2011 20:43

LMFAO Oh memememeeeee time :o