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' babe, even my 7 year old thinks your sexi' internet dating - part 3.

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watchoutforthatsnail · 05/10/2011 13:14

started.

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lubeybooby · 07/10/2011 19:51

I am not even sure if it is PMS because I just had my nexplanon implant removed a few weeks ago (it was making me even more mad than normal) and so no idea what that will do to my cycle. It sure feels like PMS though, and ordering a bar of whole nut is rather telling... as is the urge to RAAAAAR at ID prats! :o

Time!!! I am loving rabbitsaddle.... if he wasn't so far from me I'd consider revising my height policy :o

ChaoticAngelofSamhain · 07/10/2011 19:53

I do have a laptop but the shift buttons don't work which make it a pain when typing especially for a pedant like me. I'm roasting atm, I was chilly this afternoon but refused to put the heating on then DD complained she was cold and asked me to put the heating on a bit later. Of course by this time I'd warmed up and am now roasting. It's due to go off soon though.

wrigglytummy · 07/10/2011 19:53

I love this thread, best one on MN ever. For those of us feeling a bit grim in life, I have never laughed aloud so frequently, thank you ladies, I may be here some time!

TimeForMeIsFree · 07/10/2011 19:54

Chaotic does he have a number after his name cos I am getting many Baker Streets.

I had Sunbites in bed the other night but did not want to share with DD so hid them they slipped under the covers, I must have dropped a few cos woke up with one stuck to my face and a load of crumbs stuck to my chest the next morning!

Hatesponge · 07/10/2011 19:56

So, I have deleted my POF profile. It actually feels quite liberating Grin Might relaunch myself again in a few days weeks. Still on Smooch, but fast losing patience with that as well!

I've also had some orange Aero today, which is v bad but feel I deserve it. Have decided for the rest of the year I'm going to try and focus on sorting out my house and not on men. because frankly whether or not I focus on men seems to make no difference, the ones I like are almost never interested in me. And I really really need to get my house finished soon. I have lived here 10 years next month on and off, and I've not finished one bloody room yet...

TimeForMeIsFree · 07/10/2011 19:56

Heating on?? Shock In October!! double Shock

PoppaRob · 07/10/2011 19:57

These threads have been my favourites since they started, but I must admit this one (below) has been good value too!
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/relationships/1314850-DH-and-I-agreed-to-do-role-play-I-did-mine-now-hes-refusing?pg=1

ChaoticAngelofSamhain · 07/10/2011 19:57

Hairy ignore, he's an idiot.

I like rabbitsaddle too... but he's an inch below my minimum height, 4 years older than my maximum age and the real deal breaker he has kids. Yes, all over 18 but I still don't want to deal with someone elses DC. I know I probably sound like an hypocrite but I would never make a good sm so I'm not going there.

PoppaRob · 07/10/2011 19:58

time, I have absolutely no idea what Sunbites are, but surely that's an occasion when "getting a man in" to tidy things up a bit might be helpful?

TimeForMeIsFree · 07/10/2011 19:59

That will be you inundated with offers from gorgeous men then hate you can guarantee that when you are not focussing on them, LOADS turn up!

ChaoticAngelofSamhain · 07/10/2011 20:00

Time I know, I usually try and make it until November but she's not been well lately and it was only an hour and half, although it'll only be an hour max next time, if there is a next time.

TimeForMeIsFree · 07/10/2011 20:00

And what do you mean some orange Aero?? Some? We don't do some on this thread, it's all or nothing!! Standards, hate, standards!!

TimeForMeIsFree · 07/10/2011 20:02

Grin PoppaRob Sunbites, the wholegrain snack that is quite delicious. Only quite mind, not as good as Pringles. But better than getting a man in!

lubeybooby · 07/10/2011 20:03

Right, the vodka is being opened.... ahhhh Friday, I luuuuurve you :o

TimeForMeIsFree · 07/10/2011 20:03

Chaotic you should have wrapped her up warm and taken her to the library. They have comfy chairs and books! perfect for ill child! And you could take a flask! Grin

PoppaRob · 07/10/2011 20:03

Goodnight all. It's half past five on Saturday morning here. Forgive me but I'm off to try and get some sleep drift off thinking lecherous thoughts about time's Sunbite sprinkled chest / lubey's free range boobs

lubeybooby · 07/10/2011 20:05

Time I have my heating on

lubeybooby · 07/10/2011 20:05

Poppa :o :o :o

TimeForMeIsFree · 07/10/2011 20:07

Lubey, lubey, lubey, heating, on

lubeybooby · 07/10/2011 20:09

Meh, it's only on low and I care not about bills. I'll use all the money i saved from not joining a gym or buying a treadmill for it :o

charlottesmum5 · 07/10/2011 20:09

OK my first full day on Smooch, and my inbox had over 15 messages in it when I got home tonight. Despite my very clear request in my profile that you should be literate, able to spell and use correct grammar, it seems that at least 80% have been unable to comply. The other 20% have been aged between 22 and 26 (I'm 44) and have asked if I can check their homework? WTF? If things don't improve over the weekend then I'm going back to the Cat Rescue place..except it's shut on a Monday, so effectively that gives these stupid fuckers an extra day to impress me Hmm .

TimeForMeIsFree · 07/10/2011 20:11

Anyone fancy a bit of arniedasecond? He wants someone to turn to when he's feeling lonely, so he tells me in his message Hmm

lubeybooby · 07/10/2011 20:11

What do we think of New Ly Single on okc?? been chatting to him a while.

TimeForMeIsFree · 07/10/2011 20:13

That's the trouble with Smooch Charlotte you set the filters but still get messages from the undesirables, only with a big red 'fail' at the side. I've got loads of 'fails' as I said no to no photo and the majority of men on there have no damned photo!! I'm going to delete later

lubeybooby · 07/10/2011 20:14

I have loads of FAIL's too. Annoying Hmm

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