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Wriggly I'm sure someone will come up with something better but there's always..."You could try putting something more interesting in future." Or is that me being bitchy?

Wriggly How about "Well the first thing NOT to put is 'lol' in any message to a MNer! And secondly, why bother getting in touch at all if you don't know what to say, I mean, that's the point of these site's isn't it? To make contact, as in communicate? Yes? So, in reply to your question of whether I would like to chat, I don't think IABU by saying NO!"

Rude and with a MN twist!

Well done Chaotic but don't get too excited, it's sure to be a fluke. He will have a third nipple or something!

I've just ordered my shopping for tomorrow. A big bar of whole nut is included.

Tonight is takeaway and vodka and I might venture onto smooch and tell everyone to fuck off send some messages.

God, don't you just hate the profiles where they haven't flipped their pictures?? Almost as bad as spelling mistakes

Ooh lubey my mouth is watering!!

My finger is hovering over the 'delete profile' button of smooch....

I've got one where the pic is sideways. Headline isn't "female frog trainer required~!¬! " by any chance???

I haven't had whole nut in ages. Most people who know me would probably tell me I'm nuts enough

You should have some Chaotic You can't beat a giant bar bit of Whole Nut and a milky coffee. Proper comfort food and makes me happy to be single every time I have it! I'm nuts too, you have to be nuts to post on here!

Don't leave yet time!! tell everyone to fuck off first like me

Do you blast em then block em??

The 25yr old is sweet but he is becoming rather annoying now. I'm not getting any peace from him but don't want to upset him by blocking him. See, I'm not that bad!

Just got this from a minger on POF "
So i will take you for a drink if you want. No need to thank me just say when and where. Later."

Don't think so twat Mr!!

Time I may just cut & paste - love it, thank you. His tedious message drained any inspiration from me. Maybe I'll be banned from the site soon if I am so rude - probably no bad thing!

Time :o

I haven't done yet but it's very fucking tempting. I think I might have a smidge of PMS

I am sat here eating a massive burger and chips and slobbing about with no bra and I have a bottle of vodka begging me to drink it out with all my A list friends tonight

Dinnae like coffee, prefer pepsi/coke or southern comfort with lemonade if I'm having something stronger.

Agree with you about having to be nuts to post on here

DD is at elder daughters for a sleep over and I am in bed, yes, IN BED, with electric blanket on, laptop and a half eaten jar of Nutella at the side of me. Tis bliss!! Wouldn't mind one of those massive burgers A list friends of yours though lubey

wriggly fill yer boots! Plenty more where that came, can see there being a lot of weeping men on dating sites tonight

Chaotic you just got to have the milky drink gob full a piece of chocolate placed carefully in mouth closely followed by mouthful of milky coffee, held in place whilst chocolate melts, releasing it's delicious, creamy flavour. Tis fab with Maltesers too. One in each cheek and two on the tongue

Baker Street has a nice smile.

Time, I am so , if only I had a laptop, I would be doing the same. Nutella - does not fart, steal the duvet etc - a perfect night in. Let's unleash MN rage on the ID sites!

No, not seeing Heathcliff this weekend, he's grinding my fucking nuts. He wanted to see me tonight, but obviously being a lone parent I have childcare issues, which I think made him a little humpy.

All good though as I'm having a LARGE vodka and about to slag him off to my mate on the phone

This one has quite a nice profile, rabbitsaddle (POF) non assuming, no arrogance, cute face, too far away from me and a tad too short. Do I have any offers ladies? Low starting price, he's yours for a huge bag of Maltesers!

Sorry, I really should clarify before I post

Baker Street is on POF. He doesn't say much, at least not on his profile but he could be the strong silent type

I like a really hot cup of tea with cadbury chocolate, or coffee with thorntons or galaxy type chocolate

Time you are welcome to share my massive burgers A list friends anytime! We will have a great time :o

Back in the days when my laptop was working I used to sit in bed with a bag of crisps and a pot of hummus and various other yummy things and surf the net all night ignore it and go trekking in Macchu Picchu

Well that's wanky of him then Hairy, tbh. Any decent person would understand. Is he maybe just out and you are imagining he has the huff or do you think he really is being a twat funny about it?

Heh - lubey you're where I was the other day when I got the PMT rage and spent an enjoyable hour being very rude to idiots on POF. We're definitely hanging out on this thread too much if our periods are starting to synchronise...

I heart my laptop wriggly. In winter I just take it to bed, saves on the heating Can you see why I am reluctant to get a man? Quite enjoy not having to hold my stomach in too!

Hairy How very dare he!! I hope you got humpy right back! Give as good as you get!! standards

We're chatting online now, he's at home, he's just being a bit of a div I think. Meh, I'm having a drink, he can kiss my arse like the rest of them lol