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I found some porn in my bathroom

1002 replies

Stupiditysquared · 19/02/2011 12:58

.. and asked the DCs if they'd downloaded it.

This was a pretty stupid thing to do. Nuclear war has erupted. The trouble was that in 18 years of marriage, DH has never used porn (so far as I am aware). He never normally goes into that bathroom, whereas the DCs do. Also I did not know that he'd been at home. It never occurred to me that it was him.

Now DD is screaming at her father that he is a filthy pervert. He's screaming at me for being stupid, which in fairness it was. And I'm in shock really.

What next

OP posts:
Mouseface · 21/02/2011 15:51

Why

Mouseface · 21/02/2011 15:51

Fill

Mouseface · 21/02/2011 15:51

It

Mouseface · 21/02/2011 15:51

Up

Mouseface · 21/02/2011 15:51

Like

Mouseface · 21/02/2011 15:51

This?

Mouseface · 21/02/2011 15:51
Grin
Mouseface · 21/02/2011 15:52

NOT - even

PeterAndreForPM · 21/02/2011 15:52

Aren't the "Shape" cherry yogurts really nice ?

PeterAndreForPM · 21/02/2011 15:53

The mango ones are a bit yuk though

PacificDogwood · 21/02/2011 15:53

Is it dead yet??

PeterAndreForPM · 21/02/2011 15:53

I can see dust on top of my telly

PeterAndreForPM · 21/02/2011 15:54

dust

PacificDogwood · 21/02/2011 15:54

No, apparently not.

Biscuit Brew

That's what's happening in our house just now.

FluffyMummy123 · 21/02/2011 15:54

pms do change acc to name cnahnges

PacificDogwood · 21/02/2011 15:55

It was snowing here earlier Shock

PeterAndreForPM · 21/02/2011 15:55

My washing machine programming dial is fucked. I only had it 2 years.

They want 150 quid to send an engineer out

Fuck that

PeterAndreForPM · 21/02/2011 15:55

It's candy, btw

bag'o'shoite

Mouseface · 21/02/2011 15:55

Oh Cod, I'm Confused again now.

PacificDogwood · 21/02/2011 15:55

I am a board-certified, card-carrying thread killer btw

PacificDogwood · 21/02/2011 15:56

Die, fred, die

Mouseface · 21/02/2011 15:56

My dryer set on fire today Peter

Have a look on Freecycle?

FluffyMummy123 · 21/02/2011 15:56

i know fgs i name change all the tim

btw
my h put a new thermostat in our dryer.
he is a miracle worker Wink

PacificDogwood · 21/02/2011 15:56
PeterAndreForPM · 21/02/2011 15:56

My son has hollow legs

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