Help - dh has bought me a rabbit (not the furry kind)...

[Eowyn]

& the point is, I really don't know I want one & even if I ever drink enough not to feel totally embarrassed about using it, dd's room is close enough for me to hear her breathing, so I will be worrying about her hearing the whole time.

So, he is now in a strop & saying shall he take it back, & I don't know if I'm overeacting & should try to improve our very rare sex life, at the end of the day I'm just so self-conscious anyway I can't see this helping, unless I was very alone, & that doesn't exactly benefit him.

Any advice ??? & if I'd known how to change my name I would have, there you go, no secrets me.

Hehehe, Sunchowder! I have a friend from Texas and she says it's just as you describe. Her dh is from Louisiana and she reckons they are even worse, lol!

I've been toying with the idea (pardon the pun) of putting my hand in my purse for one of these . Before I shell out £40, I'd like to know if anyone has tried it and what their verdict is ?

Have you scrolled down to look at the customer reviews? Seems to be fan(ny)tastic!!!

I know but I wanted a mumsnet opinion. Seems I'm not gonna get one.....

Thanks, I've bookmarked that page for later

Thanks, I've bookmarked that page for later

WMX - I didn't think I was still naïve, but I don't understand what's going on here.
Are you supposed to strap this to your tongue, switch on, and that's it (you're on your way...) or are you supposed to use your powered tongue in the traditional manner (I'll not go into detail).
Any info gratefully received - I may be missing out on something good.

Why are you embarrassed??

Oh my god, zombie thread

@ Stuart
There are sex shops in all the malls so I seriously doubt the story.