Help - dh has bought me a rabbit (not the furry kind)...

[Eowyn]

& the point is, I really don't know I want one & even if I ever drink enough not to feel totally embarrassed about using it, dd's room is close enough for me to hear her breathing, so I will be worrying about her hearing the whole time.

So, he is now in a strop & saying shall he take it back, & I don't know if I'm overeacting & should try to improve our very rare sex life, at the end of the day I'm just so self-conscious anyway I can't see this helping, unless I was very alone, & that doesn't exactly benefit him.

Any advice ??? & if I'd known how to change my name I would have, there you go, no secrets me.

Jenie - Buy rechargeables

I wonder if they'll invent one that you can just put onto a telephone style charger? That would be sooo handy, I hate it when the batteries start to get low.

This is getting a bit 'too much information!!'

The Omax has a charger

Jenie I get heard when I am at it with dh.
Our footpath leads to the main road and pub. All the regulars hear me

As for masturbating I would kill dh,I could of done the job. I am a nymph

Can anyone tell me if they plan on doing something of similar entertainment value for men?

Mr Howard !

here you go Simon

P.S. I'm assuming that by reading this thread you are not hmmmmm easily offended

LOL! Christy Canyon??

GOSH ! Just caught sight of the cost of some of those, ahem, Gentlemens pleasure aids.... Stuart thought ours were expensive !!!

Isn't she a beaut Soupie ?!

WSM OMG it even has hair!

Doormat I think that the time to worry is when they start to cheer as they go by.

Hmmm, Julie seems like a nice girl

I promise that that one is the last link I ever do !!!!

Memo to self : Delete files from "temporary internet files" folder before DH gets home...

LOL, Soupie

You lot are a bunch of complete looneys
Can't believe the price of some of those things!

Better make sure DP never finds that website!

OMG at Julie! And £300 too!!!

Still, at least she's a cheap date though www. You wouldn't have to buy her drinks first

She'd also make an interesting umbrella stand in the hall.....

Only room for 2 umbrellas though. Unless she's had children

LOL @ Soupie

Jenie that is the point they have cheered as they have walked past. i never heard them but dh did.

Wickedstepmother

I haven't been easily offended since I was about 8 or 9. I come from a very open family (parents were both nurses).

As it is the object that link led to is ok but a hell of a lot of money for not a lot of fun.

If people want to see the real top range Male 'Toy' without power though then follow this link if you are not easily offended Link 1 if you are easily offended click here Link 2 have fun either way.

Those are scary ! There's definite 'stalker' potential there They are so bizarre ! They look expensive though