Help - dh has bought me a rabbit (not the furry kind)...

[Eowyn]

& the point is, I really don't know I want one & even if I ever drink enough not to feel totally embarrassed about using it, dd's room is close enough for me to hear her breathing, so I will be worrying about her hearing the whole time.

So, he is now in a strop & saying shall he take it back, & I don't know if I'm overeacting & should try to improve our very rare sex life, at the end of the day I'm just so self-conscious anyway I can't see this helping, unless I was very alone, & that doesn't exactly benefit him.

Any advice ??? & if I'd known how to change my name I would have, there you go, no secrets me.

Told you the rabbit wasn't great. I'd keep 'trying' others, I'd guess you just need to find one that's the right intensity for you.

Eowyn, you have to tell us, is that it? Are you going to explore further? And are you going to post in future under a changed name, like Horselady which will hint at your previous one while simultaneously suggesting that the rabbit has changed your ahem outlook forever?

i have just read this whole thread from bottom to top whilst at work and have struggled so hard not to laugh aloud!
Everyone in the office must things i'm nuts - sitting her shaking trying to stop myself laughing!

I would be interested in buying some "Toys" - what do you all recommend then? (Can believe i am sayignt his without changing my name but i am much more of an external girl than internal, IYKWIM)

My god - That made no sense at all! Let's try again:

i have just read this whole thread from bottom to top whilst at work and have struggled so hard not to laugh aloud!
Everyone in the office must think i'm nuts - sitting here shaking trying to stop myself laughing!

I would be interested in buying some "Toys" - what do you all recommend then? (Can't believe i am sayign this without changing my name but i am much more of an external girl than internal, IYKWIM)

Can't even speak I am so embarrassed - never managed to get the nightie out of the box so god knows how a 'bunny' would go down!!

Big problem of being allergic to Latex!! So no soft squidgy toys in our house - think DP would probably die too.

Friend of mine swears by her Braun electric toothbrush - she told me when we were tipsy one night and suggested we try it out!!! EEEUUURRRGGGHHH!

I can't stop giggling, I love this thread. My Dh is definitely too shy and embarrassed to go to Ann Summers and wouldn't know how to order on the internet he just about know how to turn the thing on.

I'm going to ask dh for some for Christmas

Great thread - very, very funny

Couple of the posts stood out more than others for me and made me laugh harder -
Prufrock - that's hysterical about the buglars using the bag you kept the toys in to carry out your stereo. Massive laughs at that
SuzySue - Your ex taking your rabbit with him when he left - !!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!
JanHR - Outfits! Come on - we wnat more details than that!!

we bought my mate a new improved rampant rabbit on Friday - I wrapped it up in the exact shape of what it was, including little rabbit ears ec - it looked so funny and we gave it to her in the pub! Oh and we put batteries in and turned it on as it was handed over, it kept going off in her bag!!

Have a look here . It's a very nice shop, I even went there with my ds (when he was VERY little!) and no-one batted an eyelid. They'll give you advice on the toys if you want as well. Didn't buy anything in the end, because I realised I'd brought the joint-account credit card instead of my old one from when I was single, and there was no way I was going to let dh know where I'd been!

I thought this had died away...
motherinferior, I never know if it is obvious where my name is from...I'd most likely change it to Galadriel or Arwen (not a lot of choice) so be instantly known anyway. Re-reading & watching at the mo so when I'm not vibrating I'm middle-earthing...

I do need to explore my present further as only had a likkle try & actually found it a bit too intense but figure i'd get used to it...but the thought of doing anything at night with dd nearby does not turn me on & it may be a while until i'm alone again...
also hate the fact that as soon as dh takes dd out he thinks i'm going to be thrashing around with my bright pink rabbit friend... i would like a bit of mystery really, all gets a bit mechanical.

Was fun going into work yesterday, only had whole office grinning away & my boss asking if i had a nice weekend (believe me she doesn't usually ask) - I wouldn't be the least embarrased talking about these things but when it is about me personally it's a bit different.

Re asking for one for Xmas Lou, I think i may have once, about 8 years ago, that was one of dh's excuses anyway.

I'm thinking of buying dh a tool belt for Christmas, then he can put all the adult toys he buys me in it when he checks my plumbing .

Blimey. He'll be broke but I guess you'll be happy... the 8 spead one was around £44 but think all that fiddling with the controls might be offputting, then again if you're actually letting your man get involved I guess it will give him something to do...

I'll bring mine along if we get together, for noise pollution discussion I hasten to add...

At parties they suggest that to test vibrators on your nose. The 8 speed one made my nose go very numb.
Outfits + maid & nurse

There are 8 speeds? Tell me more....

only 2 on mine & if you really want to know, they made me so very tingly i had to do it all over again in order to be able to walk. shucks.

Sorry only 7 speeds. It is called the Pulsatron and comes with anal probe, jelly climax sleeve and jelly penis shaped sleeve for use on the large or small bullets \link www.annsummers.com/single.asp?gid=7&cat=2&pid=409\see here{}

Well if hubbys are too embarassed to go in the A.S shop why not show them the website? That way no red cheecks (hubbys that is)and there's a section for him!

Wait for me www I'm coming too! Some things should be one way traffic only.

The women's sex shop Sh! is very nice. They chat to you in girly supportive way about the different vibrators...

...Eowyn, I think Eowyn is much the nicest toughest most interesting bird in LOTR. Always liked her. Glad to see Gorgeous Viggo gives her a bit more consideration in the film than the book.

Fascinating thread. A few points though:

1. When the next person posts about catching her DH masturbating, will all the people on this rabbit thread leap to his defence?
2. If someone's DH had spent these sums (£44 was mentioned) on masturbation aids (for many men that would be videos or mags) would DW not be annoyed?
3. Good luck to all the posters (they're your bits, you do what you want with them) but I can't imagine a website where men discuss masturbation as openly - "I've bought this amazing plastic thing...it does the job in seconds...or it makes it last forever" and if such a website did exist then most people would dismiss it as disgusting (....by the way, I don't think THIS thread is disgusting - I think it's great!)

Stuart

StuartC - Now you know what to get your other half for Christmas

Dont know if anyone has mentioned this already but I think it is natural instinct.com are giving away a free mini dildo when you fill in a form.

Lou33, you can't use the phrase "I'm coming too" on a thread about rabbits...