Help - dh has bought me a rabbit (not the furry kind)...

[Eowyn]

& the point is, I really don't know I want one & even if I ever drink enough not to feel totally embarrassed about using it, dd's room is close enough for me to hear her breathing, so I will be worrying about her hearing the whole time.

So, he is now in a strop & saying shall he take it back, & I don't know if I'm overeacting & should try to improve our very rare sex life, at the end of the day I'm just so self-conscious anyway I can't see this helping, unless I was very alone, & that doesn't exactly benefit him.

Any advice ??? & if I'd known how to change my name I would have, there you go, no secrets me.

They're so real looking it's a bit sick, TBH

The boy toys...I wonder how you clean them out? Or does it all stay in there, festering away?

Mmmmmm.....

ewwwwwwwww .lol

must say they do look quite real looking,

OH MY GOD, Simon Howards 'ladies' are $5999 a piece ! Better start saving then SH

How come the boys toys do look so gynaecologically correct? All the vibrators I've seen (and admittedly I haven't seen many!) come in wierd and wonderful shapes and colours and look nothing like the real thing. Is this because a severed willy would be too disturbing?

Or can you get a vibrator that looks like a real willy? Urrgh...can you get circumcised and uncircumcised? Feeling a bit nauseous now...

Yes you can get the severed type martha, and yes, they are VERY ugly an unappealing. Personally I'm from the 'neon colours and funny shapes' school of thought !

Personally I find those 'RealDolls' very creepy. Is it just me that can see scary psycho stalker types making up 'the woman from the road' from the various body parts and faces catalogue ? Imagine if you met your Dolly Double

wsm, agree. Remember finding a porn mag under dh2B's mattress (oh what an original place to keep it..and oh what an original excuse "it's my mate's" ) while we were at Uni. No big deal..but had it been one of those dollies I would definitely not have married him

Simon Where on earth did you find that site? Is it one you use regularly?

They are scary, far too real looking. And the cleaning out question is a good one.....perhaps you're meant to just hose them off in the garden or something...... Where would you keep it? What if someone stole it, would you report it as stolen, after all it cost alot of money. Do you need extra household insurance on it?

Aren't those "real life" TV sex programmes bizarre? I saw one about sado-masochism, bondage etc. with these oh-so-ordinary couples in their nice little semi's getting all kitted out in leather and chaining each other to the bed. How do they go to work/wait in the playground/get on a bus/face their parents the morning after a programme like that has been on?

Jenie

They were featured on a program on Men and Motors one night so I took a look.

They are realistic but a bit expensive.

SimonHoward I seen those dolls on a tv show a few months back.It wasnt men and motors though.Cant remember what it was. LOL though.
I am sure they do men also but they arent very sought after we like the real deal.

Talking about fetishes did anyone watch the programme 10 things you didnt know about ...... on the Bravo channel ( I think)
where the fella had a fetish for nettles being rubbed on his private parts.Ouchhhhhh.

LOL @ the nettles thing Nowt so queer as folk and all that...

N'owt so queer as folk...ooh yes. Weirdest one I ever saw was a bloke (surprise!) who could only get his jollies by being secured, naked, inside a large black bin bag, with a canary flapping round inside it.

OK, so leaving aside the question of animal cruelty...HOW DID HE FIND OUT? It's not the kind of thing you just stumble into and think "mmm, this is alright."

The mind boggles.

They also have a touch of the 'necrophilia' about them An anatomically accurate yet inanimate 'human'.....

ROFL martha !!!!! Excellent point !

I suppose he worked it out bit by bit. As in 'hmmm, yes, canaries are a bit of all right aren't they' one day, and then 'oh wow, black placky bags, something's really stirring here'...presumably?

Did the canaries have to be a particular colour? Just interested in how far his demands went......

Are black bin liners actually big enough for a person??

I should think they are if you crouch down, it's get awfully sweaty in there though

I couldn't not have a peak to see how the thread was progressing, now wish I hadn't as have very strange mental picture in my head of said man in a bag with poor birds desperate to get out.

Blimey at the canaries and how on earth he found out he fancied 'em. In a bag. The mind does indeed boggle.

WSM you know this from experience then (about it getting sweaty) enough said