Help - dh has bought me a rabbit (not the furry kind)...

[Eowyn]

& the point is, I really don't know I want one & even if I ever drink enough not to feel totally embarrassed about using it, dd's room is close enough for me to hear her breathing, so I will be worrying about her hearing the whole time.

So, he is now in a strop & saying shall he take it back, & I don't know if I'm overeacting & should try to improve our very rare sex life, at the end of the day I'm just so self-conscious anyway I can't see this helping, unless I was very alone, & that doesn't exactly benefit him.

Any advice ??? & if I'd known how to change my name I would have, there you go, no secrets me.

Maybe some bloke down the pub said - I'm going home to get my bird in the sack and he just got the wrong impression.

ROFL Furball !!!!!

Jenie - The less said about it the better

just found this thread.Cant believe it exists am very glad though.My partner bought me a toy and thankfull am I.It's heaven thought I'd be to shy to use it but not anymore range is increacing and so is my collection of black lace books and kinky underwear and scarvesetc(anything that can be used for tying arms)Never thought I or anyone on a mums website would admit to these things but am so glad to find am not in minority in the use of such things.The comments made me laugh cheering what was a bad day Thanks

I never want this tread to die.

I really need spell check so bad...I MEANT THREAD!

Met some catholic mums today and they were telling me the benefits of shaving your pubic hair off, still waters run deep!

Which are?? (The benefits I mean??)

Forestfly - read that quickly and I thought it said 'Catholic nuns'

sorry to bring this one up again but some votes for the best would be very helpful
rabbit?
omax thingy?
something else?

My SIL bought a rabbit last week and said it was rubbish!

Oh. In desperate mode to liven up (well bring back from the dead truth be told) love life. was going to get rabbit - although it does look bl**dy scary. what else is good - any of you knowledgable love queens out there?

The rabbit is crap. I have one languishing in the botttom of my wardrobe gathering dust.

I, ahem cough cough recommend one of These

Is it a sweet potato?

OMG what the hell is that?

Not seen this thread before, ROFL! Actually was considering something similar after an article in Good Housekeeping, I kid you not, about the best toys for spicing up your sex life. I think they recommended the rabbit, but I don't like the look if that. The sweet potato looks a bit better, I could always say it was a stress ball. Anyway, dunno if I'll get anywhere - love the theory but maybe too repressed in practise. Still, dh once bought me a book of erotic stories and that was for me.

Hey you lot, don't knock it til you try it!

Not surprised it makes you cough, Furball!

Looks like a whooppee cushion !!

Furball - WHAT is THAT?

pssst...is it good?{}

anyone else got one of these?
omax

Hi Furball
Thanks for the link to blissbox.com
Excellent DVDs.

Katierocket, any idea who tested the omax on tv?

Who'd live in America? A Texas housewife is facing one year in prison and a $4000 fine for selling vibrators and other Ann Summers type merchandise at a house party.
Story here

Texas is like another COUNTRY in itselfI am even afraid to go back there! In the South, they enjoy killing mexicans when they try to cross over the border and they eat rattlesnakes and do these rattlesnake roundup thingsI don't even think they had drinking and driving laws until recently...(maybe I am exaggerating...) God help me if there are any Texans out there reading this....San Antonio is beautiful, Dallas and Houston, but these smaller towns are really scary. Sorry if I have insulted anyone.