Help - dh has bought me a rabbit (not the furry kind)...

[Eowyn]

& the point is, I really don't know I want one & even if I ever drink enough not to feel totally embarrassed about using it, dd's room is close enough for me to hear her breathing, so I will be worrying about her hearing the whole time.

So, he is now in a strop & saying shall he take it back, & I don't know if I'm overeacting & should try to improve our very rare sex life, at the end of the day I'm just so self-conscious anyway I can't see this helping, unless I was very alone, & that doesn't exactly benefit him.

Any advice ??? & if I'd known how to change my name I would have, there you go, no secrets me.

No fair!

I want to look at the link but am in an office and everyone can see my screen

Patience is a virtue, Suzy

They've changed the colour of the box that the batteries go in, I'll have to update mine now

Been needing a lot of patience lately!!

...someone mentioned speed dating... personally I reckon I might invest my money more wisely and take a look at that site tonight.

That way no need for a man at all!!

LOL. Be careful though, they're addictive little things.

Little is not necessarily the word I'd use to describe some of them!!

I miss me rabbit now - I'd grown quite fond of it

Yeah it's the buzz that keeps you doing it again and again

Bit like joy riding for adults with their own cars I guess.

I've never laughed at a thread so much

Certainly the one time you'd want to stick to your own 'car' eh?!?!

Ick

i'm in the same boat but it not the rabbit one it's the new inpoved one oh joys it even has a face i hated it from the frist moment i saw it and it saw me, i almost cryed, he said it was my wedding prezzy as i getting married on monday, i just said to him, i could of broght the coat i wanted insted and would of been 100 times happier

The only time I have ever got my dh to go shopping with me was for some "Fun" items such as those mentioned on this thread. He coughed up an incredible amount of money. The "shop" coincidentally () happened to be beside my favourite shoe shop, when I pointed this out he said it was time to hit the pub.
Lesson learnt most presents have to benefit him also.

just found out what mines called "maestro-batro"
dosent make as much noie as the rabbit so the cahier told my dh!!!

Am i thick or what.Just noticed what you are all going on about
Going off to have a look at link Ta very much

Easy - It wasn't today, forced myself to have an early night. Might go early tonight as well. ;0

Oh DO give it a go, Eowyn. And then report back!

well, if you insist...
if only i'd changed my name tho.. reading out some of this to dh is getting him far too excited, but i'm sticking to the suggestion of trying out on my own. better find out where the batteries are, imagine how mad i'll be if he goes out & there aren't any...

Do you lot mind??? I'm 6.5 months pregnant and laughing this hard is giving me backache!
Robo Cock? Who thinks of these names!

most frustrating when you want ot use and the batteries have run out, as i discovered other night, reminds me still haven't cahnged them, have to do that now whilst i remember!!

I bought my mum the bUsh Baby to use as a neck massager

NO? You bought a sex toy for your mum???
No???!!!

I have a rabbit too, it's fab. Almost too fab!

The girl who did my party said she keeps a bush baby in the car and when she gets a stiff neck props it on the head rest
I also have a G Whizz, Dolphin Delight and a Rampant Rabbit.
I also have a couple of the outfits.

Well.. just in case anyone was dying to know...
it works but I'm not sure it was worth the money.
I really don't know what to think, was very wierd having everything happen so fast ... can't help but wonder if dh doesn't see it as a bit of a shortcut tho he claims he just wants me to have a bit of pleasure (hilarious laughter).
Oh well, perhaps a bit of practice will help me decide... how boring eh, was hoping entire earth would move..