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No ejaculations and runs off in the morning

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Thomcat · 04/09/2005 12:44

That's the crux of the problem.

My bestest, oldest, dearest friend has started seeing a guy, 38 yrs old, and has so far enjoyed about a month of his company.

However there seems to be a few problems.

  1. When he stays over, which is alot, every weekend so far and during the week, he wakes up & opens his eyes and within 15 minutes he's out of the door saying he'll be back in an hur or so, and he is, but why the running off.

  2. They have had sex a fair amount. Possibly not quite as much as they could/should be having in the first heady days of a relationship, but an ok amount. He gets an erection but so far, in over a month, he hasn't come. She has, that's all fine, but he hasn't.

We know he likes a beer, probably a bit too much.
QUESTION: If he gets an erection but doesn't ejaculate is that a drink related problem, or not?
QUESTION: What else could be causing the lack of ejaculation?
FACT : He gets an erection but it's not like he's just such a stud he can go for hours and not come. I think, from what I know, he gets one but it doesn't last for that long.

I'm not sure what else to tell you, so ask away and I'll do my best to answer / find out.

Any ideas about this ejaculation thing and also any ideas about what she should do about his running off every morning for an hour? Is that related to the sex thing do you think, is he leaving before she gets a chance to get saucy with him?

Off to make Lottie lunch, be back to see if any of you wise women have any clues.

TC x

OP posts:
WideWebWitch · 04/09/2005 23:01

how wolfman and goatman got in there I do not know, this thread is v funny!

starlover · 04/09/2005 23:03

obsessive cleaner! you forgot the ocd!

ediemay · 04/09/2005 23:04

I suppose it might take a wolfman an hour to have a w*nk with hairy hands

SleepyJess · 04/09/2005 23:06

I really honestly would just say 'WHERE ARE YOU GOING??!' point blank!

Hi Sophable

sallystrawberry · 04/09/2005 23:08

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hunkermunker · 04/09/2005 23:08

Did your friend know when she gave you full permission to ask about this quite what she was letting herself in for, TC?!

Heathcliffscathy · 04/09/2005 23:09

i agree... tbh might have asked that first time....whoever was asking about rain earlier on, we are getting it in a big way in london now...

Heathcliffscathy · 04/09/2005 23:09

sorry, i'd have asked where are you going///

ediemay · 04/09/2005 23:12

Baker? Needs to get first batch in oven?
Lollipop man?

sallystrawberry · 04/09/2005 23:12

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sallystrawberry · 04/09/2005 23:12

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ediemay · 04/09/2005 23:15

window cleaner?

Caligula · 04/09/2005 23:15

Your friend's breakfast inadequacy? He goes off to have enormous greasy fry up in a transport caff which he conceals from your friend and then gets back and eats a decorous croissant as if that's all he wants for breakfast? Has she thought of getting in some sausages?

Thomcat · 04/09/2005 23:15

Haven't read any of your posts yet, going to do that now, but I'm scared!
What have you lot been saying while I've been gone???!!!

  • but a hesitant, scared one!
OP posts:
Nightynight · 04/09/2005 23:16

maybe she needs to get a mobile phone with this in it.

Nightynight · 04/09/2005 23:17

wife in Australia - he phones her in the evening, their time?

starlover · 04/09/2005 23:23

i think you'll find the reason right here

ediemay · 04/09/2005 23:27

That's it! Goes to phone wife in Oz, transforms into bat in phone box!

Nightynight · 04/09/2005 23:28

goes to check up on his children that he left alone all night?

Caligula · 04/09/2005 23:29

Batman?

Other superhero?

Nightynight · 04/09/2005 23:30

of course - no other explanation fits so perfectly

Caligula · 04/09/2005 23:32

You can tell it's late.

ediemay · 04/09/2005 23:32

Does a 1 hour shift for Directory Enquiries?

Nightynight · 04/09/2005 23:36

its 12.30 here - and I am getting up at 4.15

Nightynight · 04/09/2005 23:37

goes to feed his pet cat/ dog / tarantula / tank of pirhanas?

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