Just look at this house!!!

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Just look at this house... first photographs are fine, but wait until you get inside...

www.zillow.com/homedetails/1-Rivers-Edge-Dr-Colts-Neck-NJ-07722/39230937_zpid/?fbclid=IwAR2wcnKGFUWVEah7ZmNAEfvIDG027lUrZXRlo4h1kal_Vu1KySPhUGAPE-w&mmlb=g,56

Imagine how many moving vans they'll need.

@LegArmpits this house is pretty much what I did to Mortimer and Bella’s gothic mansion once I discovered the money cheat!

Little mini mafiosa house? Its is horrendous. Really horrible.

The one at No.4 looks much more normal... www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/4-Rivers-Edge-Dr_Colts-Neck_NJ_07722_M59354-28906

Horrid...I wasn't surprised it is in NJ!
Very "Real Housewives of New Jersey".

@Thelikelylass

Waste management.

lol

Love outside - the inside erm that's a lot of grey and a lot of christmas decorations

That is a lot to unpack! Firstly it looks like their Christmas store closed down so they are storing all the stock around the house.

The too shiny floors that look like they're wet.

The shell shaped sinks, particularly the one with pebbles all around it. How do you even clean that.

And the gold bag storage that looks like the pro shop of a local golf course.

I missed the room with all the family photos on the first look through.

[quote crankysaurus]The one at No.4 looks much more normal... www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/4-Rivers-Edge-Dr_Colts-Neck_NJ_07722_M59354-28906[/quote]
That one has 7 bedrooms and was a lot cheaper. The hallway was still quite something with all the mirrored walls though.

I think it's great so long as you;ve got a bit spare for redecoration!

[quote crankysaurus]The one at No.4 looks much more normal... www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/4-Rivers-Edge-Dr_Colts-Neck_NJ_07722_M59354-28906[/quote]
yours has no soul

www.zillow.com/homedetails/24-Regency-Way-Englishtown-NJ-07726/2077245564_zpid/

They must have a thing for coloured bathroom suites...

Oh....my....GOD!
Showed it to DH and all he could say was “they fucking ruined that”.
Could be gorgeous though....

www.zillow.com/homedetails/1-Laredo-Dr-Colts-Neck-NJ-07722/39229276_zpid/

This one has a leopard print loo on pic 39.

yours has no soul

That's very fair though I think the attempts to gain a soul has fallen foul to bad taste in the others

@AlexTheLittleCat, the leopard bathroom, and then followed on by the Tiki themed indoor bar area... Goodness me.

It looks like it's been Snapchat filtered - only it's real. Aargh!

I'm frankly disappointed by the leopard print bathroom; I thought it would be the actual washhandbasin and lavatory.

They do like shiny, don't they?

It does seem cheap for the size of the place, thinking about what the money would get you in London.

I have a childhood friend who is friends with some of the real housewives... In the US, she is also a bit like American royalty and is stunning. Her house is very different to anything I've seen in the UK but it is lovely although very gaudy.

That hurt my eyes.

I always think that American houses (barring a few very high end multi, multi million dollar ones) always remind me of 1980s styled houses.

It's so nice from the outside! Good find op

Oliversmumsarmy They are all very 1980s. That was my first thought too. Feels like we've gone back in a time machine. Especially the coloured bathroom suites, so 80s. And so much stuff. Must be a nightmare to clean it all .