Just look at this house!!!

[Ruthietuthie]

Just look at this house... first photographs are fine, but wait until you get inside...

www.zillow.com/homedetails/1-Rivers-Edge-Dr-Colts-Neck-NJ-07722/39230937_zpid/?fbclid=IwAR2wcnKGFUWVEah7ZmNAEfvIDG027lUrZXRlo4h1kal_Vu1KySPhUGAPE-w&mmlb=g,56

I’ll take it. Bruce Springsteen’s house is in Colt’s neck, a stone’s throw from those houses.

I actually really love it. Hey, at least it's different! But it does look like a mafia home. My fave pic is the walk in wardrobe with the Sopranos style suits and colourful golf shorts

And pic 18 looks like a giant blew and everything got blown to the edges of the room.

It's isn't real. I am not fooled for a second.

This made me think of The Sopranos, although Carmella's taste was better

I love a property thread. I am looking in black and white as my phone is on night time. It actually looks quite stylish in parts . What is going on with the Christmas obsession? This person loves golf too.

Good God.

How come the picture on the TV is the same in pics 22 and 23 but the TV is in a different place? Something's not right. Whole thing looks fake.

I'd absolutely murder for that gym atm.

The local branch of Kathe Wohlfahrt? Personally I think it looks like one of the better Premier Inns from the front!

So weird. They look like renderings rather than photos.

@Shmithecat2

I like the pink suite

Me too

There were things in front of the windows- beds and bookshelves etc. How odd. It was hard on the eyes, like an optical illusion.

I love it

But the toilets were a weird shape.

I think their interior decorator charged by the Kilogram.

Well that was unexpected

@SirGawain

Looks like something that Donald Trump would go for; over the top and totally tasteless.

I thought Trump too! Zoomed in on all the photos, sadly not I don't think. It's like living in a crematorium. That's an awful lot of plastic foliage to dust too...

Omg, the outside ❤️❤️❤️

I don't get it though, is it a shop? Everything looks like a display :(

Also, I love that pink toilet and basin 🙈🙈

Americans have no taste whatsoever.

The thing that puzzles me, is...where are the curtains/blinds? None of the windows seem to have them, not even bedrooms and bathrooms.

@CatsOutOfTheBag

Americans have no taste whatsoever.

Not true.

I'm watching a few US home improvement shows at present and the finished house is usually lovely.

I like the chandelier!

Crikey!

Thankyou for enlivening my evening! What a place.
I read the detailed particulars ... it was built in 1998.
Were bathrooms like that in fashion only 22 years ago? Makes me feel old.