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Just look at this house!!!

202 replies

Ruthietuthie · 19/11/2020 20:16

Just look at this house... first photographs are fine, but wait until you get inside...

www.zillow.com/homedetails/1-Rivers-Edge-Dr-Colts-Neck-NJ-07722/39230937_zpid/?fbclid=IwAR2wcnKGFUWVEah7ZmNAEfvIDG027lUrZXRlo4h1kal_Vu1KySPhUGAPE-w&mmlb=g,56

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MenaiMna · 19/11/2020 23:41

Who would sell such a treasure? Why? Professional American football player for divorce? Musician/producer for divorce? Or mafioso for divorce?

BettyDuKeiraBellisMyShero · 19/11/2020 23:44

It’s as if a very rich, very lonely person got suckered into joining a Christmas themed MLM and just kept buying stock themselves so they didn’t get booted out of the Whatsapp group run by their upline consultant.

Fuckitsstillraining · 19/11/2020 23:45

It's a bit Dolly Parton for me 'takes a lot of money to look this cheap'.

megletthesecond · 19/11/2020 23:46

That is horrible. So oppressive.

Oliversmumsarmy · 19/11/2020 23:51

The outside looks really nice but I would have to rip the inside apart and start again when it comes to the inside.

It actually looks quite creepy

feistyoneyouare · 19/11/2020 23:52

OMG what a McMansion. And the inside looks like Christmas threw up all over it.

SilverBirchWithout · 19/11/2020 23:54

The photos look so unreal and lifeless to me, over edited no doubt. Very much like a computer game software construction of the interior of a house. It wasn’t until the boiler room picture that I believed they were real.

PickAChew · 19/11/2020 23:55

How do you not step out of the bath and break your neck?

Just look at this house!!!
Birdsong111 · 19/11/2020 23:56

Beautiful on the outside. I can’t say the same about the inside though. Those ledges were above the walls in the hallway were poorly thought out in the design of the house. I imagine you’d have to regularly get up on a ladder to dust them. The marble effect tiles remind me of a mausoleum. The Christmas decorations and other clutter look ridiculous. That house could be stunning with the right decor.

GeorgiaGirl52 · 19/11/2020 23:57

@ShirleyPhallus

It’s SO American!!
That's not America. That's New Jersey. They are a little different. Also I don't think it is a house. It seems to be a mini-mall with a Christmas Shop, a frame shop, and a Sporting Goods shop.
SoulofanAggron · 19/11/2020 23:58

Lol WTF

SilverBirchWithout · 20/11/2020 00:06

Definitely not real pictures.

DishingOutDone · 20/11/2020 00:07

Thing is though, imagine that house empty, and then look at the finishes on the floors, walls, doors, kitchen and bathrooms etc., its going to cost a fortune to remove it all. Seems very oppressive. I'm just feeling lucky to be in my slightly dog-eared 3 bed semi!

LegArmpits · 20/11/2020 00:10

It's like the house I built when I had The Sims on PC in 2000 and I realised I could cheat for more money and download shit custom content 😂

boboroll · 20/11/2020 00:13

Is Teresa Guidice selling her McMansion?

boboroll · 20/11/2020 00:15

The outside is also horrible

Defenbaker · 20/11/2020 00:32

OMG! Looks like a film set, rather than a real home.

I feel sorry for the cleaner - what a nightmare, keeping all that stuff dusted, and all that marble sparkling.

If you took out all the furnishings/clutter, changed the dark wood for light, and swapped the hideous pink bathroom suites for white ones, the house could look pretty special (provided dark grey marble is your thing - imagine the cost of ripping all that out). I like the high windows and the house looks very solidly built - but it's too packed with stuff, and there's too much dark marble and mahogany for my taste. Pity, as it's well within my budget... not! Grin

allfurcoatnoknickers · 20/11/2020 00:34

Think I may have figured out who the owner is, and she seems totally normal! There must be some family money at play somewhere...

Also, if you just google the street then you can see other houses that are for sale/recently sold and they look much more Normal.

LaBodDelMed · 20/11/2020 00:39

@CaptainMyCaptain

Hideous.
Fucking hideous was my reaction!
Ruthietuthie · 20/11/2020 01:54

@allfurcoatnoknickers, how did you work that out? Now I am REALLY intrigued...

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allfurcoatnoknickers · 20/11/2020 02:38

I googled the address and figured it out from there!

timegoesbysoslowly · 20/11/2020 04:41

It's easy to find out who lives there, just google address. It's no one famous.

lovelemoncurd · 20/11/2020 04:50

Wow that's horrible. Bad taste.

PhilCornwall1 · 20/11/2020 05:03

Well, it's umm..... not sure what to say. Hmm

Thelikelylass · 20/11/2020 05:42

Waste management.