Just look at this house!!!

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Just look at this house... first photographs are fine, but wait until you get inside...

www.zillow.com/homedetails/1-Rivers-Edge-Dr-Colts-Neck-NJ-07722/39230937_zpid/?fbclid=IwAR2wcnKGFUWVEah7ZmNAEfvIDG027lUrZXRlo4h1kal_Vu1KySPhUGAPE-w&mmlb=g,56

They are just terrible people and that is reflected in the decor. Pointless, showy, fake, ostentatious and morally bankrupt. That goes for the house and I wager, its owners.

So much plastic ! Plastic plants, upholstery...it shines !

Gorgeous on the outside, truly horrendous on the inside. Looks like Jumanji and Christmas threw up on the inside

Fuck me! How did you stumble across this little gem OP?

Spectacular!

As an aside - I started to read the listing, is it common for Americans to say on suite rather the en suite?

Would also love to know what you were doing to find this gem OP!

There's the bones of a lovely house there, but you'd have to strip out all the interior decorations and equipment and start again.

Very Del-Boy!

It’s hideous inside and out. So over done and such poor taste throughout. Awful

So. Much. Marble.

Pool is AMAZING though

I reckon once they move all of their shit out of there it's not a bad house, I could even learn to like the pink loo.

I'd probably break my neck on those shiny floors though.

It feels like I'm not on enough drugs to finish looking through these mind numbingly ugly photos.
Hate the exterior too.
Can't get what they were thinking.. (and rather glad not to).

Wow... Proof that money can't buy taste!

Goodness.

Was I imagining it or do they have a nativity scene in a cave by the pool?

How could anyone work out in that gym with so much STUFF? Hard to focus!

It’s bonkers.

Ermagerd!

Wow- I've always wondered what would happen if you decided to build a house from dust, chintz, enthusiasm for golf and bad taste.

I was quite tempted to book a tour, just for a gawp

A small aside but I just can't look past it (even to beyond the front door). What is it with Americans and crazy paving?

I anti swear. Effing and blinding all the time.

So when I am genuinely shocked I say things like "Gosh".

When I saw that, I said "crikey" :o

Is that what is known as a McMansion btw? Its sort of how I envisioned one to be having read about them!

Decorations up early OR its been on sale for nearly a year?

Its all a bit kitsch.

That pink Bog! That’d be coming out the day after I moved in!

Does anybody recognise this dude?

I don't know what to think, it looks like a pedophiles palace. It's such a beautiful house but so effing creepy.

It is definitely a McMansion, I agree.
As the weather looks rather summery, I am thinking that the decorations are up all year. (If they did themes, where on earth would they store a similar amount of decor for Easter, Thanksgiving, Halloween?).
I was just browsing, looking for properties near water (not that I am in the market, and definitely not at this price) when I found this treasure.

Oh my giddy Aunt.

What were they thinking?