Just look at this house!!!

[Ruthietuthie]

Just look at this house... first photographs are fine, but wait until you get inside...

www.zillow.com/homedetails/1-Rivers-Edge-Dr-Colts-Neck-NJ-07722/39230937_zpid/?fbclid=IwAR2wcnKGFUWVEah7ZmNAEfvIDG027lUrZXRlo4h1kal_Vu1KySPhUGAPE-w&mmlb=g,56

Beautiful property but I don't really understand what is going on.

I think maybe there is a sad story behind the person that lives here.

Spectacularly vile

I imagine Trump lives there

@Inaseagull

Does anybody recognise this dude?

That’s what I came on to say , there are a few pics of him ... a DJ ?. Looks like Christmas has thrown up all over it And whats with the pink sink and toilet ? Fuck me , money can’t buy taste

Oh my. That is really hilarious. The first interior picture made my spill my tea.

I could live there

The outside looks fun.

The inside...words fail me.

It's going to be another one that's bought for the land and will be knocked down in a heartbeat.

Right, just realised it's New Jersey.

Run away!

It's like playing a hidden object game.

That is a spectacular combination of luxury, kitsch and some gorgeous furniture (I am well jell of that table).

This is another one where I think there are two people with quite dramatically different ideas at work here.

I'm a fan of a coloured suite myself, but I like it to co-ordinate with the rest of the room!

When you are bored of Rightmove, there is always Zillow.

It looks like a grotto. I'm sure someone loves it, what is going on with the gym/vintage store on pic 42/3? And the pebble sink on pic 19?

It’s like Tony Soprano and Tony Montana decorated after a week long cocaine binge 😂

I want it!
10 km to amazing beaches.
Minus the clutter. Oh ,and NJ location is a problem. Plus I can't afford it. Not a fan of the pink sinks. But I'd still have it. For sure.

4 bedrooms and FIVE baths. For who?

Doesn't look real... looks like artists impressions graphics

Pretty certain as why would they have an Avocado loo!

Hideous. Money doesn't buy you taste, clearly.

Oh good lord, pots of money and no taste.

Lovely plot and location, BUT hideous house internally and externally.

Many of these look like illustrations, not photographs.

Look at 14, 15, 49,42 44, 45, in fact most of them look like drawings.

They remind me of those find the missing object type games on facebook.

These are not all real photos.

Jesus Christ!

My eyes.

@speakout

Many of these look like illustrations, not photographs.

Look at 14, 15, 49,42 44, 45, in fact most of them look like drawings.

They remind me of those find the missing object type games on facebook.

These are not all real photos.

That's what I thought, like weird sketches!

those floors are so shiny! I'd have to take my shoes off, do a big run-up and then Wheeeeeee slide across the floor in my socks

I think that would go down well during a viewing

Tamara Ecclestone's holiday gaff?

It’s creepy that every tv has the same image on screen

Even Tony Montana would barf!

Pic 17 disgusting spotty fur coat or throw on disgusting shiny black leather sofas that look like beetle wings, and strange wooden spotty giraffe...why???