Just look at this house!!!

[Ruthietuthie]

Just look at this house... first photographs are fine, but wait until you get inside...

www.zillow.com/homedetails/1-Rivers-Edge-Dr-Colts-Neck-NJ-07722/39230937_zpid/?fbclid=IwAR2wcnKGFUWVEah7ZmNAEfvIDG027lUrZXRlo4h1kal_Vu1KySPhUGAPE-w&mmlb=g,56

I wasn't expecting that! I do have a bit of a soft spot for that Barbie pink sink and loo combo though.

WTF! You can't buy taste. I also can't even understand where the living happens there it's so much STUFF!

I'll have it. They'll take most of that shit with them when they move anyway. The pool is gorgeous

Looks like something that Donald Trump would go for; over the top and totally tasteless.

Well that’s made my evening!!

Wow. That is, erm, something else! Why are there so many shiny surfaces? And so much STUFF (says she, currently swimming in a sea of STUFF). I’m pretty certain there’s a weeping angel or two in there somewhere, just waiting for it to come find me out of my phone

That was spectacular. What a rollercoaster. The huge harp picture shelf was the high point for me.

Oh no 🤣

They are selling their house to pay the legal fees for fighting the robbed election aren't they?

I like the pink suite

Outside looks like Fred Flintstones party pool pad.

Near here presumably: www.trumpcoltsneck.com/Welcome

Omg I love it 😻

i guessed the country and state. there's probably a very sad story behind this.

Fuck me, that house is like a portal into a total head fuck.

I kept scrolling through the photos saying.... but... but... why???! Who plays that much golf? And if they can afford to play that much golf, why couldn't they afford an interior designer?

Why is there a room full of framed photos? Or is that a hallway to somewhere else (another dimension perhaps?).

Who decorated the place, Stevie Wonder? Pink toilet with... with... grey tiles? I just can't.

Never have I ever been so fascinated to know who owns a property as much as I do right now.

More money than sense.

@Pootle40

Does it double as a church come grotto?

I think they're hedging their bets - will it be Father Christmas or St Peter at the pearly gates?

Well, I won’t lie, I’d probably get the decorators in, but my god, that’s gorgeous.

It’s really something...

It’s like a ‘Santa experience’ location 😀

there seems to be some bizarre filter on the photos that makes everything look like a Kincade painting - too flat and not quite real. I saw the same on another American estate agent website too and I think it looks very odd. but maybe it is the fashion there?

I would love to know who lives there!

It's like all the ghosts from A Christmas Carol vomited in one foul chunder!

That turquoise and wooden toilet 🤣

That was a great laugh OP.

The bathrooms! (Would be awful even without the Xmas decs elsewhere.)
Loads of space but lacking in taste.

Some , erm, bold statements there!!!!