Facebook status updates you wish you could write. XXXX...

[Tigresswoods]

Following the success of this thread in "Conception" I thought I would share its cathartic qualities here in "Pregnancy" too.

I'll give you a starter for ten:

Tigress has no symptoms at 6 weeks except for exceptionally sore nipples

See, you can't write THAT on Facebook!

just started my mat leave due 6 weeks woo hoo.(got a bit of cabin fever already) lol as previously said im loving this thread and have actually done the same on actual facebook, it has been VERY interesting!

AngelaCarleen was told today by an obstetrician that she's okay to look after sf patients if she follows same infection control as everyone else. does he know something no-one else does, or should I get a second opinion...

Tigress had a night out and spent the evening fending off questions as to why she wasn't drinking

Tigress is THIS close to shouting, "Because I'm preggers, of course!"

haha, im not even pregnant or atleast i havnt found out yet. but this thread has cheerd me up no end! :D thanks girls!

ps. Wishx wish's that friends and family would piss off and stop wondering why im so mopey recently... MAYBE IM PREGNANT!!! arrgghh!!

thanks again feel loads better! :D

Tigress has been pregnant now for a million years

Erika-Maye would like to unplug her belly for a few hours to get some sleep. And would also like to apologise to her DP for falling asleep during sex.

Erika-Maye would like to take a machine gun to everyone working in the council offices, and then wish them a "lovely day".

Erika-Maye would like to ask why no one tells you about stretch marks / constipation / uncontrollably growing hair / farting / burping etc until AFTER you get pregnant...

Gracie has her 12 week scan tomorrow and is scared to death, she's never managed to get this far before.

In one hour AngelaCarleen will be a quarter of the way through (maybe not exactly an hour )!! AngelaCarleen is also wondering why her jeans are so tight when she's only ten weeks (in an hour) and the book says 'you may have noticed your waistline thickening a little'

Congratulations Gracie and good luck at the scan tomorrow.
I hope your enjoying your extra holiday x

mum27 wants a solution to constipation and piles as she looks a little conspicuous always wriggling to get comfortable.

mum27 wants everyone to know that she does love her DD4 very much even as she's throwing a can of tomatoes at her down a supermarket aisle.

mum27 wants all her friends to know she's feeling angry, bitchy, depressed, hormonal, fed up, tired, stressed and wants to throttle someone.....so don't say anything stoopid.

Pyjamababe has finally finished work for 5 lovely weeks and is now looking forward to a week in the sun with the DH where she does not have to worry about rumours surrounding her non-drinking/days off work/fat waistline etc etc

Pyjamababe cannot wait for her next scen but will have to as they can't fit her in for another 27 days even though that is WAY past the 12 week mark

Pyjamababe is secretly addicted to disclosing her status to random strangers (shopgirls, carpark attendants, taxi drivers...) What is the matter with me?

Tigress has never eaten so much fruit or had such a wonderfully healthy diet. Also have decided on the many small meals option as can't manage proper big meal at the moment

shyla is wondering how she is supposed to get through the next 4 weeks until she can have a scan

shyla has taken to carrying a pot of cinnamon around in her bag because she HAS to smell it at regular intervals throughout the day.

Gracie thinks that Pyjamababe's obsession with telling random people is totally normal, at least she hope's it is having quite enjoyed telling the shop assistant in Next!

Gracie also agrees with Tigress about the little and often and lots of fruit.

Gracie had her 12 week scan and all is normal, but is now a bit unsure about going public as she's never got this far before.

Gracie will not be one of those people who announces her pregnancy by putting it on her real facebook status or changing her profile pic to a scan pic.

hoops can't wait to tell the world of my impending motherhood but don't want to jinx it!!!

Gracie I won't be doing the scan picture and RL status update either, how passe!

Tigress has played one round of golf too many and is knackered

Ceebie is endangering herself by attempting to trim an area she can't see any more with a small but sharp scissors.

Would that be TMI on Facebook???
(possibly even on Mumsnet? )

pyjamababe is off on her hols tomorrow and is now looking forward to telling some random foreign strangers she is pregnant - hurrah! Thanks Gracie, so glad I'm not alone

And for the record, Gracie and Tigress, pyjamababe pledges not to do the scan picture/status thing on realFB either... Yuck!

tegan is so chuffed her dh had last week off work, we shagged like rabbits twice a day everyday xx

AngelaCarleen was so excited about her booking appointment today. She does wonder if she really needs to start her birth plan now (10 and a bit weeks) and whether she really needs a prescription for pain relief during labour already ?

Tigress is 9 weeks and just wants to sleep on the sofa all day. However she does have to go into London and be nice to people all day. Hmm.

Sugarkanes boobs have turned into skin tags!!!!

Thandeka is possibly having a girl!

13week scan went great.

Onlyanauntie dreamed last night that her worst Year 9 pupil was the sonographer at her impending 12 week scan.

Tigress has been out this morning and bought lots of lovely food, the 10 week old being inside of me is hungry for Ben & Jerry's cookie dough

Tigress slept for 8 wonderful hours last night

Tigress would like to know when this 12 week scan is so that she can know if it will impact on her's or DH's work

Tigress is 10 weeks and loving it