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Facebook status updates you wish you could write. XXXX...

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Tigresswoods · 02/07/2009 18:21

Following the success of this thread in "Conception" I thought I would share its cathartic qualities here in "Pregnancy" too.

I'll give you a starter for ten:

Tigress has no symptoms at 6 weeks except for exceptionally sore nipples

See, you can't write THAT on Facebook!

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ErikaMaye · 09/10/2009 11:07

ErikaMaye in incredably hormonal today and wants a hug.

GracieGirl · 11/10/2009 09:22

Graciegirl thinks maybe her baby is in training to go on tour with the Riverdance.

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Tigresswoods · 23/10/2009 07:50

Tigress is already so fed up with people asking what I am going to call my child when he is born in March (!) that I am telling them, "We are considering Tiger or Wolf..."

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OOOOOOOOOOOpsacoconut · 23/10/2009 08:08

Oopsacoconut would like to let the world know that I have not just 'let myself go' if you had morning,lunchtime, evening and middle of the night sickness you too would look like this!

homebound · 24/10/2009 19:24

homebound is starting from the beginning....beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

hoops997 · 24/10/2009 20:38

hoops 's boobs have grown so much in the last 2 weeks, she could give Jordan a run for her money!!

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Tigresswoods · 25/10/2009 13:49

Tigress is starting to find the walk around 18 holes a bit much and am only at 21 weeks

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MiniMilk0610 · 26/10/2009 09:39

MiniMilk really cannot wait to meet her new baby, less than 10 weeks to go!! (hopefully anyway! ) in a really soppy mood today, way too goo-goo-ga-ga for actual facebook!!!

SlackSally · 26/10/2009 11:40

Slacksally is desperate to tell everyone she is pregnant, even though she and DP still haven't decided whether they can keep the baby

Slacksally can't come to your hen night/birthday/piss up because people ask too many questions regarding her not drinking, which just goes to prove what a sop she was before.

jamandjerusalem · 26/10/2009 11:44

Jamandjerusalem is looking forward to tea and toast at some point in July 2010

first1 · 26/10/2009 12:19

First1 is not a fan of increased discharge!

hoops997 · 26/10/2009 17:13

hoops has just sneezed and a bit of wee came out

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Tigresswoods · 27/10/2009 08:44

Tigress is totally in love with her bump band. Put on the old work trousers specifically for "fat days" even these did not cut it so I undid the buttons, took off the belt and slipped into the bump band. I feel FREE!!!!

Tigress has gained quite a bump in the space of 4 weeks!

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humanfraggle · 27/10/2009 16:05

humanfraggle wishes she had retaliated at the kids party at the weekend, when DH's Nanna marched over to me and lifted my top up to examine my belly

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Tigresswoods · 13/11/2009 07:58

Tigress enjoyed looking pregnant last night. About time, I'm 24+2!

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hoops997 · 14/11/2009 21:06

hoops is 20 weeks and has just realised there will be a baby in another 20 weeks OMG!!

GracieGirl · 22/12/2009 20:52

Graciegirl is really impressed that at 34 weeks she has now jumped from a A cup to a D cup! Wow!

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Tigresswoods · 22/12/2009 21:02

graciegirl you give us all hope!

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GracieGirl · 22/12/2009 21:07

hello Tigress - you wouldn't believe how hard it was to find this thread!

hippopo · 22/12/2009 21:08

Marie is up the duff!

MiniMilk0610 · 23/12/2009 09:32

MiniMilk is fed up - 39 weeks pregnant, incredibly uncomfortable but baby showing no signs of wanting out... & now DD has chicken pox!! Wish I could fast-forward a couple of weeks til DD better & DS here!

ErikaMaye · 23/12/2009 10:05

ErikaMaye is currently feeding her six week old - but missing her bump

3frenchhens · 24/12/2009 15:41

3frenchens feels terrible for wishing xmas was over so she could see if her results were in. She is also praying her bub is safe and sound and all ok.

MrsGazebo · 29/12/2009 09:31

MrsGazebo does not give one for work anymore and would like to inform her R.M that her priorities and goals have actually been accomplished although they're mine and not the ones he wanted.

MrsGazebo is also still making herself crazy that her bean has disappeared since last week is not going to be there at her 9 week scan and is wondering when she'll ever stop moving goal posts and think baby.

MrsGazebo would also like to appologise to my FIL's partners crazy mother and blames a mix of angst, hormones, steroids, lack of sleep+alcohol+cheese ,for on Christmas Day, after 4 hours of repeatedly touching my podgey tummy,
Telling me to sit down,
Asking "Should I be eating that!?"
Telling the whole family at dinner that " I shouldn't have got anything from Santa as I've obviously not been very good recently".

MrsGazebo finally snapped, and may have a little abrupt.
In my mind I wanted to break her fingers if she poked me one more time.[ fgrin] [ fgrin]
I love this thread!!!!!

JoseyM · 29/12/2009 12:10

JoseyM wishes people would piss off and stop asking over FB if the baby has arrived yet.

Do you not think that i may have effing told you all if it had come yet? Only a small event on the calendar (sarcasm) i know but it is something i would be telling absolutely everyone about. It isn't even due to till Friday and is probably gonna be late as it is my first! Grrrrrr!

Oh and do you not think it is frustrating enough for me that it hasn't come yet, let alone you all reminding me it isn't here.

Phew, sorry about that but i feel a whole lot better. Temped to paste that onto FB anyway...but may loose all of my friends!