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Talk about every stage of pregnancy, from early symptoms to preparing for birth.

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Facebook status updates you wish you could write. XXXX...

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Tigresswoods · 02/07/2009 18:21

Following the success of this thread in "Conception" I thought I would share its cathartic qualities here in "Pregnancy" too.

I'll give you a starter for ten:

Tigress has no symptoms at 6 weeks except for exceptionally sore nipples

See, you can't write THAT on Facebook!

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ErikaMaye · 27/09/2009 20:06

ErikaMaye would like to kindly ask Bryn to stop using her cervix as a trampoline.

GracieGirl · 28/09/2009 07:23

GracieGirl would like to add "or my bladder" to the above status update!!

ErikaMaye · 28/09/2009 10:02

ErikaMaye is delighted that she only had to go for a wee once during the night! Oh what my life has become...

LolaAnn · 30/09/2009 09:12

LolaAnn is pregnant after thinking she never could be!! And wants to tell the world. But isn't gonna...

ErikaMaye · 30/09/2009 10:14

ErikaMaye would like to congratulate LolaAnn on her pregnancy But would also like to ask Bryn to stay in place for a few more weeks after the labour scare, please!!!!

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Tigresswoods · 30/09/2009 14:38

Tigress is one of those ladies who isn't going to show until REALLY late

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LolaAnn · 30/09/2009 15:33

LolaAnn had her first meeting with a GP today and it was a let down. I want my urgent dating scan now please. Not in like, 3 weeks or whenever everyone can get round to it!

Thanks ErikaMaye, good luck with holding on!!

woodhj · 01/10/2009 13:19

is skint skint skint and knows when maternity pay starts and baby comes being on the poverty line would be a step up!!!

Mama2b5 · 01/10/2009 21:24

"Has something to tell but, wont until i have 12 people hitting me on my profile page" this was for all the people who aint seen or know i preggie!

ErikaMaye · 02/10/2009 11:28

ErikaMaye feels fat. And has just suddenly had the realisation that after pregnancy comes a baby. Oh crumbs...

MiniMilk0610 · 02/10/2009 21:04

MiniMilk still has another 6 weeks to go before she leaves work, but is already dreading going back after maternity leave/worrying about how long she can afford to take etc

ErikaMaye · 04/10/2009 23:04

ErikaMaye could really do without having to get up every hour to wee grumbles

OOOOOOOOOOOpsacoconut · 05/10/2009 08:23

OOOOOOOOOOOpsacoconut is currently increasing the annual profits of Clearblue with a weekly need to POAS.

LuckyC · 05/10/2009 10:57

LuckyC wishes everyone would stop treating her like Supreme Earth Mother, when in fact she just wants a double g+t, a cigarette and meal that does not make her throw up. And cake.

Loving this thread.

pigleychez · 05/10/2009 11:01

Pigleychez wants tell the world shes pregnant again!!

or

Cant believe she has a massive bump at 8 weeks already and is worrying it might be twins!!

ErikaMaye · 05/10/2009 11:05

ErikaMaye entirely agrees with LuckyC's post, except for the cigarette. Pate, soft cheese, G&T...

pambaby · 07/10/2009 08:07

pambaby is in full term now - 37w4d - and is ready for the upcoming labor pain! bring it on!!!!

pyjamababe · 07/10/2009 19:03

pyjamababe has just eaten the iced finger she bought for herself AND the other one she bought for the dh and hidden the wrapper in the bottom of the bin. She is now thinking about the tub of rocky road in the cupboard...

Fajitas · 07/10/2009 19:13

Fajitas has been looking forward to the end of morning sickness, but now she feels human again is worried about what it might mean, and can't wait for her scan next week.

pambaby · 08/10/2009 02:30

pambaby wishes that she could announce her pregnancy to everyone and expecting a baby boy!:p

and

pambaby just woke up from a wonderful dream of having a twins but the real thing is that she is just going to have one

ErikaMaye · 08/10/2009 09:50

ErikaMaye has got just over five weeks left, and would really not mind at all if he decided to make an early enterance...

MiniMilk0610 · 08/10/2009 11:21

MiniMilk has just been told that the horrendous cough & sore throat she has had for the last 3 weeks, which was diagnosed as a chest infection last week, is actually "just" down to acid reflux , & may well not go away til the baby is born...but thats another 12 weeks away!!

UnrequitedSkink · 08/10/2009 13:06

UnrequitedSkink is being driven mad not being allowed to tell anyone she's pregnant yet!

MiniMilk0610 · 09/10/2009 10:15

MiniMilk is pleased to discover that Peptac tastes slightly better than Gaviscon, but is still not keen on having to take it at least 4 times a day for the next 12 weeks!

dolphina78 · 09/10/2009 10:45

Me too! How many weeks are you?