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Facebook status updates you wish you could write. XXXX...

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Tigresswoods · 02/07/2009 18:21

Following the success of this thread in "Conception" I thought I would share its cathartic qualities here in "Pregnancy" too.

I'll give you a starter for ten:

Tigress has no symptoms at 6 weeks except for exceptionally sore nipples

See, you can't write THAT on Facebook!

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OracleInaCoracle · 06/09/2009 20:49

lissie is pregnant!!!

GracieGirl · 06/09/2009 20:56

GracieGirl is bouncing up and down with excitement, she's just realised she only has 45 days left at work!!!! The countdown has begun! Just think 365 whole days not to have to go to work!!!!!!

GracieGirl · 06/09/2009 20:57

Congratulations Lissie!!

GracieGirl · 06/09/2009 20:59

GracieGirl hopes PreggoK8 is feeling a bit better.

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Tigresswoods · 06/09/2009 21:38

tigress is thinking she remembers lissielou from the TTC thread

tigress has a big tummy and even though it feels like it is due to the big dinner it is actually a little tiger cub growing and kicking!

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OracleInaCoracle · 07/09/2009 09:00

tigress, thats me!!

lissie is ^still pregnant, another day down!

AngelaCarleen · 09/09/2009 22:04

AngelaCarleen wonders why doing her pelvic floor exercises tickles. (sorry, but I can't put that on facebook!)

ilovemywellies · 09/09/2009 22:35

"ilovemywellies wore odd shoes to work today because she's got pregnancy head and can just about balance weeing every 5 second with work and pretending she's not pregnant so no one catches on."

MiniMilk0610 · 10/09/2009 08:02

MiniMilk isn't sure she can face going back to work today after she burst into tears yesterday coz her tummy was hurting...stupid hormones!!

ohnelly · 11/09/2009 10:24

"is at home with a broken ankle with a plate, pins and screws in it, and the only painkillers I can have are bloody paracetemol because im 11 weeks pregnant - aaaaaaaaaaaaaggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!"
at least no-one suspects because im not going out or drinking!! [poor me]

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Tigresswoods · 11/09/2009 17:53

ohnelly I am sure there is no interested drinking-related story either!?

So sorry for you, hope it feels better soon!

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butterscotch · 11/09/2009 21:02

Loving this thread....

Butterscotch would like to inform her colleagues she isn't fat but 6.5weeks pregnant with DC2

My tummy is so big already I swear someone is going to notice that and me gagging and I start a new job (same co) Monday

Bondwife · 13/09/2009 15:24

Bondwife would like to remind her husband that we are trying to keep the pregnancy quiet and telling everyone that she looks blooming, lovely and extremely pretty when she looks like XXXX is starting to rise some eyebrows!

Bondwife would like to be able to do up a single pair of her trousers but thinks that wont be happening for at least 7 months!

crankytwanky · 15/09/2009 16:42

can't believe she has fooled her in-laws for 4 months now! Tee hee.

AngelaCarleen · 18/09/2009 17:29

AngelaCarleen honestly thinks that the baby is sapping all her brain cells. I can no longer multitask, I can't even single-task

Jayfer · 20/09/2009 19:34

Jayfer wonders if it was only her hubbie that took a pregnancy test to check he wasn't pregnant?
Also got booking appt on tues - want a scan as 9wks pregnant with my first and it doesn't feel real!!

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Tigresswoods · 23/09/2009 07:50

Tigress is now 17 weeks pregnant and had her first "Babay panic" dream last night involving friend's baby and being clueless about a nappy! Argh!

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woodhj · 23/09/2009 19:54

is tired, full of wind and indigestion. Sleeping for 11 hours a night but still shattered and cant wait until 23rd January

Mama2b5 · 23/09/2009 21:39

my face book status would read -

"yes im pregnant, yes i know what im having and yes im not bloody telling you!

Comma2 · 23/09/2009 21:56

Comma is a depressed frumpy whale who is going to kill her friends for making her wait an hour with a tantrummy 2 yo before showing up for lunch. Grrrr. Grrrr.

homebound · 24/09/2009 21:17

homebound is so excited, but at the same time scared shitless of the CB BFP 1-2 that came up on the little digi screen tonight....one day late....OH....MY....GOD!

MiniMilk0610 · 25/09/2009 21:45

MiniMilk is getting fed up of hauling my huge belly around already...I'm only 26 weeks & my back and tummy muscles ache constantly!! however cannot wait til maternity leave in 7 weeks time & having wonderful baby at end of it all of course, lol

GracieGirl · 26/09/2009 18:13

Graciegirl's baby just jumped at the loud bits in my Mum's music. Turn it off Mum you're scaring my baby!!!

ErikaMaye · 26/09/2009 18:33

ErikaMaye must confess she's rather bored of being pregnant now and would quite like to be able to walk without crutches for a little while... However, she is also looking forward to meeting her little man in seven weeks

AngelaCarleen · 27/09/2009 16:43

AngelaCarleen is disappointed that there is no DH here to appreciate her new 'E' size melons . Although I'm quite annoyed at having to buy all new bras again already .