Thread for mooching around on and whinging about being overdue

[FrannyandZooey]

come and join me in my pit of gloom boredom and a little bit of excitement

I am 2 days over now and no signs whatsoever

Add to the last one.

"...not dh's or anyone human, in fact. Did I tell you about my UFO experience 9 months ago?"

"We hope it will come soon."

no SHIT sherlock
god where do they get these from

F&Z - I know. My reply could have been so much ruder (and shorter).

DH would have killed me if I'd said what was on my mind.

Oh well, back to snuggling up with DS on the sofa, watching '101 Dalmations' (only the fourth time this week.)

not heard from ulmelelllelalla for a little while

Squonk, this is a vegetarian thread.
Please can I swap my ham sandwich for a huge slab of chocolate, a bag of crisps and some M&S sultana cookies? Ta v much. PS Some doughnuts wouldn't go amiss. You are kind.

you just can't get the staff these days
I want lentil sandwiches

nope. still here in absolute agony. codrymol doing nothing (but have taken next). havent had poo yet (TMI ) and am hoping it helps, as will angtibiotics for uti?

tbh i dont want baby to come now, i just want this pain to stop and then i can concentrate on childbirth pain (different definietly). had a couple of mini-contractions but they stop and tbh i think they are just ebing brought on by hte pain .

trying to watch a film now to take mind off it. bath is only other thing when it gets too bad.

so send me pain away vibes - and keep the baby out ones for hatrick and franny and else x x x

OMG look how full this thread is!930+ messages.
If Franny doesn't go before she has to start a new thread there will be swearing. I suspect the same is true of everyone else apart from hatrick, who I believe does not swear.

I may start a new thread soonish tbh
I am feeling the pressure of 900+ posts

lettuce from the garden, cucumber, tomatoes, basil, red peppers, loads of avocado, chickpeas, black-eyed beans, veg sausages and mozzarella salad

oh sorry
that was meant to be on 10 / 10

I thought it was going to be the new thread's title. Ithought Oh no! she's lost the plot and is now a vegetable (or a selection thereof)

it's okay, the ham was wafer thin ham from tescos

You spotted the deliberate mistake then? of course they were spinach paste sandwiches!

oops

Hatrick?

HAAAAAAAT-RIIIIIIIIICK!

franny, nataliejane's last labout went to 3000 + posts. so you know, you are an amateur!

please make sure you tell us what the new thread is called if you start a new one... it would be just mean not to ... like missing your favourite tv programme because it's changed channels or time!

lol at the veg list

listing vegetables on here?

You'll be moaning about being overdue on 10/10 next!

Well Franny I am delighted to hear you have had some lettuce from your garden

Fancy a bacon butty Squonk?

arf you are rude esp Loopy
right I am going to start a new thread in case I go to bed and anyone does anything exciting
Hatrick is VERY QUIET

waddle over here chaps