April 2009 - Episode 13 - 'I've been looking for the exit for months!'

[Schulte]

Fanjo Warriors, here we are

I could have her. I was hard once, got belts and everyfink.

I'll consult my packed social schedule

I'm not bad. Cold right now, am determined no heating till October.

Orbit Buttonhole is turning to violence - he bopped DS1 on the head the other day with a wooden sword. He still can't speak beyond Mamamama and Dadadada and Look! and Uh-oh, but he can still squeal for Britain.

DS1 just started school, thank god we finish half days this week and go full time from Monday.

And I still hate my job, although marginally less than a month ago.

Sorry to see/hear your news, Doughnut.

WFH It wasn't my lovely booze. I do have some gin, tepid tonic water and a very old lime though.

hmmmmm. sounds not so attractive, but you're hard so I'd better not offend you. could i have straight gin?

We have just started half days with Ellen. What i'm really looking forward to though is when she goes full time and Holly is on half days so I am yo-yoing back and forth to school all day. What larks.

Ooh, belts in what?

I'm cold here, too - sticking to the October rule, so I'm cuddled up with blankets all the time.

Was DS1 asking for it? Orbit never seemed the sort to be mindlessly violent

& meh, news schmews. It is what it is. It has plenty of positives as well. But thank you for the concern x

Felix's latest word is Buggerbuggerbuggerbuggerbuggerbuggerbugger

Which apparently means

"bottle"

On some level, I think 4 year old boys are always in need of being bopped on the head

but no, he wasn't really at that particular moment. But Orbit has discovered the very great joy that anyone with older siblings will remember - the fun that it is to wind up your older brother/sister. His repertoire includes standing directly in front of the telly, switching the telly off repeatedly, bopping DS1, and taking the most essential part of whatever game DS1 is playing and running away with it, then screaming blue murder if DS1 tries to take it back.

I feel like a referee.

I like it when we do the picture hyperlinks
And post more than once a week each.

I am glad I haven't had to get pg again to experience the joy that is our PN thread in its full glory once again.

In the absence of an older sibling, George does those things to me

Boff, I bet people give you some good looks with that one & yes, life wouldn't be looking so good for me right now if I was pregnant [wide-eyed with horror at the thought]

American Kickboxing. I have up to purple belt. I never got round to doing the brown grading(then black) because I started spending all my spare time seeing the chap at work and then I was knocked up. I will go back to it one day.

tsk Puzzle. you could have been a contender.

Hahahaha

I'm so cold I have to go to bed now before my toes drop off. DP in Germany until Friday, so I might well be back tomorrow night. With gin.

Night FWs!

Nighty night. I may have to join you. Well not actually join you. YKWIM.

Night WFH x

You can join me, Puzzle

Brilliant. I have hairy legs, hope you don't mind.

I really am going up now, but just saw this. It made me laugh, Anyfucker especially.

I love AF. We've been bullying stupid men all night. & mine are quite hairy too. Try not to velcro yourself to me.

Night x

Hi Schultes! I've been, y'know, around. Back at work 4 days a week these days which os surprisingly okay. I have been MN lurking a little, but I am determined to post more often. I've not caught up properly yet {wrist slap] but I take it you've moved house? Congratulations! Is it everything you were looking for?

Hey Boff, how's your penis doing?

H also has very few words. Daddy, oh dear and variations on 'oh badger'/ 'oh bother'/ 'oh bottle'/ 'oh buddleja', which my parents believe to be 'Oh Bugger'. Who can have taught him that? Oh, and a very occasional 'poon.

Oh, I noticed congratulations are due to GingerSarah! How exciting! Have we any other buns baking?

Ah, this thread is like your favourite comfy old slipper!

Not that I'm calling you a bunch of old slippers

Oh, it's just like the old days!

Here is what's happening in the world of me :

The marathon is done. Hooray! Particularly as I was reluctantly persuaded into it by DH and then he got injured so I ended up doing it myself . It was in Berlin which was particularly cool.

I'm working FT for another couple of months. I hardly see ToddlerWarrior during the week and it's not nice.

DH, having been laid off, is going self-employed. Not sure what this means for my part-time working in the future. May well be OK.

TW is hilarious. Loads of words including tractor, car, bus, copter, toast, more, ta, ta, ta, ta, TA, TA, TA!! while pointing at what he wants. And generally cuddly and fun.

Nice to see so much of you all. Hope I don't kill the thread again .

xx

Gui, I smell a bit like a slipper.