April 2009 - Episode 13 - 'I've been looking for the exit for months!'

[Schulte]

Fanjo Warriors, here we are

Halle-friggin-lujah. That was painful.

But what about my breasts, Puzzle? What about my breasts?!

& what are you drinking? Share it.

Doughnut, it's a hemi-demi-semi date while he works out what he'd like to do next.

Look pretty, laugh a lot and have a nice time. Stop trying to second guess the rest.

I can't help but look pretty , he always makes me laugh a lot & I will have a nice time. Don't worry, I'm not stressing. We're good mates & I love his company :) It's just taken an unexpected turn & it's more fun to speculate about that than anything else right now

Have stopped drinking now. I'm on the cornflakes instead.

If you want to make the most of your assets in a demure and understated fashion you could always take lessons from this lady.

God, I knew that'd be her. Yuckyuckyuck.

I ate a packet of Rich Tea biscuits for dinner. That's nutritionally balanced, right?

Those boobs actually looked modelled by Nick Park.

ROFL this is like the good old times

Do you want something to happen Doughnut?

Gui! Where the bloody hell have you been!?

at Jodie Marsh boobs. What cup size is that?

Oh my God, Puzzle! That's exactly what me & my sister just said. 'They look like they're made of plasticine.' 'Cracking tits, Gromit.'

I don't know, Schulte. I am not Relationship Girl right now. But I get the impression he may be good in bed. & he isn't bad looking either

Now can anyone find me a decent picture of Cheryl Cole's cankles. I want to show Wriggly.

Should have been a ? in there.

She has cankles? My faith in natural justice has been restored.

While you show Wriggly, can you ask her if she wants to come to the Christmas do? And in fact if there is any chance of the three of us meeting up one Wednesday (half term?)?

i'm sure I can find a better one but this will do for now.

hello

I am home from Wriggly's now (hence sobering up)
11th is no good for either of us but I believe the 18th is ok. Don't quote me though. I'll check tomorrow.

She does have weird ankles, but I wouldn't call them cankles :(

Hello WFH

And a Wednesday would be great.

I would. To her face too!

Hello WFH

Hello doughnut - nice to see you again!

haven't a hope of catching up, but I heard talk of Christmas meets - is it the 18th?

can i have some of your lovely booze?

How're things, WFH? Nice to be here again :) Still not fixed on a Christmas date, but the 18th is looking very likely.

Puzz, she'd lie in wait in the toilets for you & punch you in the face