April 2009 - Episode 11 - 'There's Something About Teutonic Penises....'

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05 Mar: Kazkiss: ISABELLE FLORENCE 4lb 6oz & OLIVER THOMAS 3lb 7oz
15 Mar: Cakeforbrains: OSCAR WILLIAM 7lb 2oz
27 Mar: ZuluWarrior: Alexander James 7lb 15oz
28 Mar: FrogmellaMoonbeam: VIOLET ROSE 7lb 9oz

02 Apr: Oddeyes: ELEANOR 9lb 8oz
03 Apr: Bebemoo: MEGAN LILLIAN CONSTANCE
03 Apr: Bumpalump: JACOB 8lb
04 Apr: BabyBolat: KARAHAN 6lb 5oz
04 Apr: Kingbeat23: IRIS
05 Apr: JumeirahJane: MILLICENT ROSE 5lb 15oz
06 Apr: BoffinMum: FELIX DAVID GORDON 7lb 9oz
08 Apr: girlylala0807 JAMES EUAN
11 Apr: SpringySunshine: GEORGE NATHAN 8lb 15oz
11 Apr: RachelinScotland: CLEMENT JAMES 8lb 14oz
11 Apr: Lou031205: ISLA SOPHIA 7lb 9oz
11 Apr: Electra: ISABELLA CAROLINE 6lb 3oz
11 Apr: AuldAlliance: ALEXANDRE 7lb 6oz
12 Apr: Phdlife: Name TBA GIRL 9lb 3oz
13 Apr: MathsMummy27: AMELIA CHARLOTTE
15 Apr: Guimauve: HUGO GEORGE 9lb 2oz
15 Apr: Bronze: ISAAC JOHN 7lb 14oz
15 Apr: Kalikaroo: Name TBA BOY 8lb
16 Apr: PuzzleRocks: HOLLY ELIZABETH 8lb
16 Apr: Brettgirl: HANNAH GRACE 6lb 15oz
16 Apr: ReallyTired: Name TBA GIRL
18 Apr: Staryeyed: Name TBA BOY 7lb 11oz
18 Apr: Dawntigga: SAMUAL 5lb 11oz
20 Apr: Wrigglyfish: SEBASTIAN 9lb
20 Apr: Swaliswan: BETH 7lb 9oz
21 Apr: B52s: SAM MARTIN 7lb 9oz
21 Apr: Feierabend: HAZEL LOIS 7lb 9 oz
21 Apr: Mrsgboring: EDMUND 8lb 12oz
23 Apr: Tristalewjac: LEWIN 8lb 4oz
23 Apr: NuttyTaff: TIAHNA SKYE 8lb 8oz
23 Apr: Purplemonkeydishwasher: ISLA ELIZABETH 8lb 14oz
26 Apr: Carameli: THEO LAURENCE 7lb 6oz
26 Apr: Surprisenumber3: EVIE ANNE 8lb 2oz
26 Apr: Bicnod: OSCAR MATTHEW 8lb 1oz
27 Apr: Loobylaboobs: OLIVER STEPHEN 7lb 7oz
27 Apr: Gingersarah: VERONICA ROISIN 9lb 1oz
30 Apr: MegBusset: ARCHIE 8lb 15oz
30 Apr: Elpis: ISLA JESSICA 8lb 11oz
30 Apr: Ladyofmuswell: SAMUEL
01 May: Satheresitting: Name TBA BOY
03 May: Conkertree: Name ANGUS ANDREW 8lbs 8oz
06 May: Frekkles: HARRIS MERLIN 8lb 5.5oz

No indeed, none of the FWs are dross.

I am normally a hard nosed person on FB and regularly trim the list, especially if people are really boring but for some reason I am dithering about whether to actually click Ignore or just not to bother answering at all. Not sure it makes much actual difference, although it does in my head, iyswim.

Also, she didn't put any sort of note on the invitation, which always makes me think 'If you really want to be friends with me, wouldn't you drop me a line?' Just upping their numbers of friends, really

One guy I had a crush on was friends with at school is on my friends list. He also had a crush on me, we just never got it together. My goodness, there was a lucky escape. ON and ON and ON and ON he bangs about himself in endless notes and comments. Too tedious.

Evening.

Ha ha Turtle, you didn't need to explain that it's you in disguise, the BLW soapbox gave you away

Waves to Springy. How are you?

Tigga congrats on getting deleted! Now is this a new competition?

Yes where is everyone? It's appalling how little effort people put into keeping this thread in the top then nowadays Come back people!

Bicnod don't worry at all, all our babies have bad days sometimes. It was still lovely to see you two, and thanks for the lunch! Glad he got some sleep and you got some rest by the sounds of it - I hope you have a good night tonight!

Helloooooooooooooo!!!

So, FB, ignore and block!!!! (is that harsh? I dont care....put a reason why you never liked her anyway so gives a flying fanjo??)

Lovely news and glad to see youre all as wonderfully fanj-tastic as usual!!

So, have been back at work and have been loving it. Dont worry all of those that are worried about it. Its great. TBH, Im glad that I only went back 3 days as with the move, I have been running around like a blue arsed hare and not to worry about the baby weight, it's all gonna come off the way im running around. I dont think i have time to sit down til march.

Have just found out housing benefit overpaid me by.................................£1700.00!! oh whoopee! and council tax by £400 so on top of all the bills I have to pay, I also have to pay that too! great...its ok though, I think i've got it covered.

So, night feeding, I dunno, I bottle feed but the way I did it was to up the food and feed during the day so hopefully the only wake ups I got was coz of Iris squashing her head at the top of the cot or summat like that! Having said that, I did have a couple of days where she woke at 5 or 3 and the only thing that would keep her quiet would be a bottle and then she could sleep again. I find with DD it is a couple of nights of night wakings and then we have a serious teeth problem and then it calms down again and then it starts all over again.

Definately bubbles in party bag btw....its not a party without 'em and what else, dunno, it all moves so fast on here it hard to catch up sometimes!!!

love ya's mwah!

p.s. TT/WFH/GOY - for me GOY is the funniest shortening for me as I am jewish, but defo to much to type in full...WFH? How's mum??

Gah, just saw Mumsnet latest. Why anyone would want to discuss anything with John Humphrys is beyond me.

IHeartJohnHumphrysTiggaxx

oh I'm gutted that I am out at 11:30 so I will miss JH.

One of my favourite John Humphry's moment (category: recent) was when every newscaster was getting their knickers in a twist trying to describe how dramatic the snow fall was and how thousands of people were freezing, trapped in snowdrifts, avalanches blah blah blah.

JH opened the Today Programme with "It's been snowing." And then got on with the rest of the news.

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Hi.

Hello

Waiting for UPS man to turn up with DP's birthday present. Also for Orbit to wake up so we can have lunch. Then we're going AWAY FOR THE WEEKEND!

Yay!

Where's that blinking UPS man? Can everyone think positive UPS thoughts my way please?

Yay. Have bought a ball pit for DD1's party and put it up in the living room. Both DDs sitting in there giggling. It's lovely.

Hurrah for ball pits and weekends away

Puzzle - just joined the save Kingston hospital FB group. I can't believe they are planning on closing it???

Have you signed the petition? I'd like to know what their reason is for wanting to close it, it's not like the mat unit and A&E have nothing to do and they serve quite a big area!

Bluebells for me and Moo Thank you SS

Anyone else totally fed up with teething. The Cub has been teething for 5 months now! I know I could have it a lot worse, he would wake up etc. but honestly I'm sick of him drooling all the time. He's had to have a bib on every day for the last 3 months.

Will feel much better in a weeks time.

ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!Tiggaxx

Good evening and happy Friday everyone

Utility room is done!!! Massive lot of work, barely looked at MN all week (or telly) so am totally lost. I should be tidying and cleaning our disgusting house ready for visitors tomorrow but just posting to drop a line and say hello.

About a hundred years ago someone (TT?) wanted to know about washing machines. We have a Bosch Maxx too and it's brilliant - had it about 7 years now. One thing you need to know about them though (speaking as someone who's just moved one) is they are very slightly bigger in all dimensions than a standard appliance, so if you get one, check it will fit in the space. It always has with us, but in its last home, it has dug a hole in the laminate and the top trim is a bit scrunched where it caught on the underside of the unit putting it underneath.

Now I must do something about the health hazard we call home sweet home. Catch up soon.

Watches the tumble weed roll across the thread.

WondersWhereEveryoneIsTiggaxx

I'm here

Surrounded by balls, lego, sticklebricks and snot.

You've got to love Freecycle. I have just picked up a pop up tent. We now have four of them so we're all sorted for the birthday party!

Wow, no posts at all on Saturday.

So, anyone have an opinion on John Terry?

We just had the police on the phone politely explaining that there is bugger all they can do about DH's car being broken into. It was outside his office. The scumbags stole his sat nav (in glove box) so we now have to fork out for another.
Apparently there has been a spate round there.

Im here, DD has got an ear infection...took her to walk in centre this morning and got her on the anti biotics asap, plus with ibuprofen now sleeping it off poor little lamb...she's not too happy!

I got landed with a £1700 overpayment of housing benefit, but that should be sorted out within months....move going ahead....work still going strong, whilst waiting for the pharmacy to open in tescos I popped in and managed to talk to people about the right to work docs so got some work done too, plus my friend is a work placement advisor in our place and her daughter is ill too, so managed to sort out her placement for tomorrow as well so feel pretty acomplished if not very knackered....

WFH was it you that was having the flexi work meet?? if so how did it go, if not who was it!!

gotmoreholesthanswisscheesekingbeat23x

John Terry is an arse, she is an arse. It's nobodies business except the people involved.

Smooches to all.

IALWAYSHaveAnOpinionTiggaxx

Tigga - I started this

[ignorant] what has Ann to do with Terry? Sorry I never get round to reading the news!