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Guimauve · 06/01/2010 20:05

05 Mar: Kazkiss: ISABELLE FLORENCE 4lb 6oz & OLIVER THOMAS 3lb 7oz
15 Mar: Cakeforbrains: OSCAR WILLIAM 7lb 2oz
27 Mar: ZuluWarrior: Alexander James 7lb 15oz
28 Mar: FrogmellaMoonbeam: VIOLET ROSE 7lb 9oz

02 Apr: Oddeyes: ELEANOR 9lb 8oz
03 Apr: Bebemoo: MEGAN LILLIAN CONSTANCE
03 Apr: Bumpalump: JACOB 8lb
04 Apr: BabyBolat: KARAHAN 6lb 5oz
04 Apr: Kingbeat23: IRIS
05 Apr: JumeirahJane: MILLICENT ROSE 5lb 15oz
06 Apr: BoffinMum: FELIX DAVID GORDON 7lb 9oz
08 Apr: girlylala0807 JAMES EUAN
11 Apr: SpringySunshine: GEORGE NATHAN 8lb 15oz
11 Apr: RachelinScotland: CLEMENT JAMES 8lb 14oz
11 Apr: Lou031205: ISLA SOPHIA 7lb 9oz
11 Apr: Electra: ISABELLA CAROLINE 6lb 3oz
11 Apr: AuldAlliance: ALEXANDRE 7lb 6oz
12 Apr: Phdlife: Name TBA GIRL 9lb 3oz
13 Apr: MathsMummy27: AMELIA CHARLOTTE
15 Apr: Guimauve: HUGO GEORGE 9lb 2oz
15 Apr: Bronze: ISAAC JOHN 7lb 14oz
15 Apr: Kalikaroo: Name TBA BOY 8lb
16 Apr: PuzzleRocks: HOLLY ELIZABETH 8lb
16 Apr: Brettgirl: HANNAH GRACE 6lb 15oz
16 Apr: ReallyTired: Name TBA GIRL
18 Apr: Staryeyed: Name TBA BOY 7lb 11oz
18 Apr: Dawntigga: SAMUAL 5lb 11oz
20 Apr: Wrigglyfish: SEBASTIAN 9lb
20 Apr: Swaliswan: BETH 7lb 9oz
21 Apr: B52s: SAM MARTIN 7lb 9oz
21 Apr: Feierabend: HAZEL LOIS 7lb 9 oz
21 Apr: Mrsgboring: EDMUND 8lb 12oz
23 Apr: Tristalewjac: LEWIN 8lb 4oz
23 Apr: NuttyTaff: TIAHNA SKYE 8lb 8oz
23 Apr: Purplemonkeydishwasher: ISLA ELIZABETH 8lb 14oz
26 Apr: Carameli: THEO LAURENCE 7lb 6oz
26 Apr: Surprisenumber3: EVIE ANNE 8lb 2oz
26 Apr: Bicnod: OSCAR MATTHEW 8lb 1oz
27 Apr: Loobylaboobs: OLIVER STEPHEN 7lb 7oz
27 Apr: Gingersarah: VERONICA ROISIN 9lb 1oz
30 Apr: MegBusset: ARCHIE 8lb 15oz
30 Apr: Elpis: ISLA JESSICA 8lb 11oz
30 Apr: Ladyofmuswell: SAMUEL
01 May: Satheresitting: Name TBA BOY
03 May: Conkertree: Name ANGUS ANDREW 8lbs 8oz
06 May: Frekkles: HARRIS MERLIN 8lb 5.5oz

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PuzzleRocks · 07/01/2010 10:54

Bicnod - She still has a streaming cold but she seems livelier. She is fruitlessly trying to teach Holly to sing Bear Necessities at the moment.
That SuperNanny thread is a wee bit mean. Poor Justine. I do hope she answers the question about being related to Nick Frost though. I have always wondered.

PuzzleRocks · 07/01/2010 10:54

Oh, is the Jab scheduled for today Fei?

PuzzleRocks · 07/01/2010 10:55

jab

Feierabend · 07/01/2010 10:56

yes today

sorry am a tad busy on the ba thread

Bicnod · 07/01/2010 10:57

Haha - bless her how does Holly feel about her singing lessons? Glad E seems better in herself - fingers crossed that means it will remain just a cold this time.

WhatFreshHellIsThis · 07/01/2010 11:01

Sorry, got distracted

the OMG was because after three days of screaming and it taking 30 minutes to get Orbit to take a nap, I put him down for his morning nap today and he....

...rolled over and went to sleep.

No screaming. No need for me to go back in. Nothing. Just blissful silence.

OMFG, it worked

dawntigga · 07/01/2010 11:47

I need a link to the super nanny thread please.

JustBeingNoseyTiggaxx

bronze · 07/01/2010 12:18

should be in the site stuff at the top

Bicnod · 07/01/2010 12:18

Yay WFH it's amazing when they JUST GO TO SLEEP!!!!!

Tigs - linky here for supernanny thread

AuldAlliance · 07/01/2010 12:25

I confess:
(1) while I was waiting for my student I MN'd. I posted on BA's thread. And I think she told me to change social circles, but the thread was going so fast that I don't know for sure whom she was addressing.

(2) my student (who had asked me to give her paid private tuition, but I refused) brought me a pain au chocolat. And a galette des rois. And a box of chocolates.
Pleeeeeease don't tell BA, but I ate the pain au chocolat. A second one today.
But it was lunchtime, and now I am full. Thus proving BA's point re viennoiseries and also demonstrating that I am greedy, have poor nutritional skills and possibly a bad parent.

Fei, I basically also agree with BA's underlying point, and I think that there is a degree of head-in-the-sand in the UK about body size, just as there is a degree of lunacy in the Parisian élite's preoccupation with size. It is just that her attitude gets me riled every time. Her standards are so high, her self-satisfaction so complete, and her dismissive attitude so pompous.
But she remains admirably steadfast in the face of major insult and nastiness.

Puzzle, glad your DD is better.

WhatFreshHellIsThis · 07/01/2010 13:33

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

Someone has just commented on FB that the air suspension on their Range Rover has frozen

Not such rough tough all terrain all weather cars then, you posey tosspot

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA

WhatFreshHellIsThis · 07/01/2010 13:34

Bicnod I honestly didn't think PUPD was working until yesterday there was a moment where I thought 'Aha, we might be getting somewhere' and voila. Given we only started on Monday, that's not bad! He just went down for his afternoon nap with very little fuss at all.

WhatFreshHellIsThis · 07/01/2010 13:35

Auld, eat whatever the hell you like, pace Bonsoir. She's a loon, and you need viennoiseries to keep you going, you're achieving superhuman amounts!

Feierabend · 07/01/2010 13:39

LOL WFH. Had to send your post about the Ranger Rover to DH, who always rants about 4x4 drivers in London.

Feierabend · 07/01/2010 13:39

Range even.

AuldAlliance · 07/01/2010 13:57

Fei: If BA ever dredges up energy to answer you on French schools, let me know. I'd love to compare her analysis with mine.

dawntigga · 07/01/2010 14:11

Auld did I tell you Robin started work on your drive?

If you could let me know what you think of the French education system I'd be grateful

TryingToTypeWithAMonkeyOnHerLapTiggaxx

kingbeat23 · 07/01/2010 14:22

ok, advice needed asap.....iris had projectile vomiting last night and has had diorhea (SP) all day yesterday too. GP was on a half day so they did a phone consult instead and told me to not give her milk or food and just give her dioralyte today.

thing is, she had 8oz at 3am and 5oz at 8.30am and 10 tsp's of hipp porridge today...had 1.5 hr sleep and is now refusing the dioralyte and having a screaming fit like ive never seen before. she still has the loose stools (not attempting to mis-spell it again!!) but hasnt been sick since.

What to do??

WhatFreshHellIsThis · 07/01/2010 14:24

Do you think she's screaming because she's hungry?

DS1 had a D&V thing around this age - threw up 15 times in a morning but by 5pm he was desperate for a feed and screaming, so even though paed said no food I bf him, and he stopped screaming. Wasn't sick again.

Feierabend · 07/01/2010 14:25

King I'd give her milk if she wants it, and boiled water if she refuses the dioralyte. If she's not dehydrated, she won't need the dioralyte (but that's just my opinion and I am no doctor).

Sorry to hear she's ill by the way, curse your SIL.

Auld I was going to ask you for help! What did BA mean by selective education being a taboo in France???

PuzzleRocks · 07/01/2010 14:27

Fei - Good luck today.

Bicnod - She was sort of singing, but she's no Mogwai that's for sure.

WFH - Go Orbit! Long may it continue.

King - Sorry to hear that. I have no experience so can't comment. Have you started a thread?

AuldAlliance · 07/01/2010 14:41

ooh, Tigga, no you didn't. Is he optimistic? It's a bit scary having someone else work on my hard drive. Like sending a nude pic to a stranger!

The French education system. How to sum it up in less than 10,000 words?
It was organised along specific lines by Napoleon, really: to offer Republican, egalitarian education to all, but with specific establishments for those with potential to integrate elite bodies/jobs.

Until the late 70's or so, it managed to offer pretty good education to all, and worked as a form of social elevator, allowing those from humble backgrounds who had intellectual ability to move up, including by integrating those elite establishments.

However, it is now failing. Perhaps partly because those who come from deprived backgrounds now don't really have a chance to realise their potential, as intellectual success is devalorised amongst those social sectors. Also because it has been forced to adapt very fast to higher pupil/student numbers and to political targets.
To give an idea of the speed of change, when DH was at lycée in the late 80's, only 30% of 18 yr-olds passed the baccalauréat. It didn't really matter that much if you didn't pass it: you couldn't go to university, but there were lots of other options open, and other forms of training which led to good jobs.
Now, 80% of 18 yr olds get the bac, not because the level has improved but because it was decreed that this should happen.In fact many school leavers with the bac have a very loose grip on the basics of reading and writing (IME). Getting the bac is, however, enough to get into university. You don't have to get a specific mark, or even have taken specific subjects (unless you want to do medicine, in which case there is selection at the end of a year's intensive slog). If you have a literary bac, you can enrol in a biology degree. I taught students who had a vocational bac in hairdressing or a technological bac and had enrolled in an economics/law faculty because they couldn't get a job in hairdressing or couldn't get into a technological college.

Failure rates in 1st-yr university are around 60-70%. The absence of even minimal selection is one cause, as is underfunding of universities (a tutorial has about 45 people in it on average, so it is impossible to help those in difficulty) and lack of proper orientation. The result is that many people are bitter at failing, understandably, the current gvmt claims that universities are full of overprivileged lazy staff who can't teach and that the good pupils try to avoid university at all costs.

Meanwhile, the other establishments are allowed to select students, and they have rigorous entrance exams. The level attained by the elite is still very high, but it is mainly only available to those from privileged backgrounds, because those from less well-off or less well-educated ones have little chance of getting in. France may be one of the only countries where hardly any of the politicians have been to university, they have all been to other establishments. They know little about the university and, as their kids will not attend, don't care much unless it is to bemoan poor international ratings.

That's how university entrance works.
Maybe not what you wanted to know?

kingbeat23 · 07/01/2010 14:43

GRRRR - bloomin SIL....

Thanks guys, I did think it might be a bit extreme to refuse food/milk...shall see how we go. I think the screams were re: the dioralyte rather than anything else as she has found a paer bag and is trying to stick it to the tv at the moment. I also forgot to put the sudocrem away today when i made her morning feed came in and she she smeared it over her face joker-style and found sudocrem hand prints over the carpet.

Ah i dunno.....

Nutty - big hugs to you...hope your fam are ok.

Hope everyones heating is back online again and everyone is having a duvet day.

loving the ba thread, but am i the only one who thinks that the jo frost one is just a bit mean??

AuldAlliance · 07/01/2010 14:47

Fei, what BA meant was that the system claims to be egalitarian and not selective, because there are relatively few private schools and because there is no selection at uni. In fact, there is selection, but it is hidden. Parents in the know choose specific options for their kids to study at school which are only available in "good" schools, and because in fact all higher education establishments with the exception of universities select their candidates.
But if anyone dares suggest that there should be selection at university, or streaming in schools, there is mass outcry. It is v hypocritical.
At Masters level, there is selection at the entrance to second year (because when France converted to European degree norms, it maintained some of its existing organisation). This means that if you have the equivalent of a BA, you can enroll for a 2-yr Masters course, but then be refused access to the second year and consequently to the actual degree, ending up with half a useless Masters degree. But if anyone mentions that it would be wiser to select in first year of a Masters, they are accused of being elitist.

bebemoohatessnot · 07/01/2010 16:14

will try to catch up later ladies; just marking thread so i don't loose you again

will fill you in on discussion with dh