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Guimauve · 06/01/2010 20:05

05 Mar: Kazkiss: ISABELLE FLORENCE 4lb 6oz & OLIVER THOMAS 3lb 7oz
15 Mar: Cakeforbrains: OSCAR WILLIAM 7lb 2oz
27 Mar: ZuluWarrior: Alexander James 7lb 15oz
28 Mar: FrogmellaMoonbeam: VIOLET ROSE 7lb 9oz

02 Apr: Oddeyes: ELEANOR 9lb 8oz
03 Apr: Bebemoo: MEGAN LILLIAN CONSTANCE
03 Apr: Bumpalump: JACOB 8lb
04 Apr: BabyBolat: KARAHAN 6lb 5oz
04 Apr: Kingbeat23: IRIS
05 Apr: JumeirahJane: MILLICENT ROSE 5lb 15oz
06 Apr: BoffinMum: FELIX DAVID GORDON 7lb 9oz
08 Apr: girlylala0807 JAMES EUAN
11 Apr: SpringySunshine: GEORGE NATHAN 8lb 15oz
11 Apr: RachelinScotland: CLEMENT JAMES 8lb 14oz
11 Apr: Lou031205: ISLA SOPHIA 7lb 9oz
11 Apr: Electra: ISABELLA CAROLINE 6lb 3oz
11 Apr: AuldAlliance: ALEXANDRE 7lb 6oz
12 Apr: Phdlife: Name TBA GIRL 9lb 3oz
13 Apr: MathsMummy27: AMELIA CHARLOTTE
15 Apr: Guimauve: HUGO GEORGE 9lb 2oz
15 Apr: Bronze: ISAAC JOHN 7lb 14oz
15 Apr: Kalikaroo: Name TBA BOY 8lb
16 Apr: PuzzleRocks: HOLLY ELIZABETH 8lb
16 Apr: Brettgirl: HANNAH GRACE 6lb 15oz
16 Apr: ReallyTired: Name TBA GIRL
18 Apr: Staryeyed: Name TBA BOY 7lb 11oz
18 Apr: Dawntigga: SAMUAL 5lb 11oz
20 Apr: Wrigglyfish: SEBASTIAN 9lb
20 Apr: Swaliswan: BETH 7lb 9oz
21 Apr: B52s: SAM MARTIN 7lb 9oz
21 Apr: Feierabend: HAZEL LOIS 7lb 9 oz
21 Apr: Mrsgboring: EDMUND 8lb 12oz
23 Apr: Tristalewjac: LEWIN 8lb 4oz
23 Apr: NuttyTaff: TIAHNA SKYE 8lb 8oz
23 Apr: Purplemonkeydishwasher: ISLA ELIZABETH 8lb 14oz
26 Apr: Carameli: THEO LAURENCE 7lb 6oz
26 Apr: Surprisenumber3: EVIE ANNE 8lb 2oz
26 Apr: Bicnod: OSCAR MATTHEW 8lb 1oz
27 Apr: Loobylaboobs: OLIVER STEPHEN 7lb 7oz
27 Apr: Gingersarah: VERONICA ROISIN 9lb 1oz
30 Apr: MegBusset: ARCHIE 8lb 15oz
30 Apr: Elpis: ISLA JESSICA 8lb 11oz
30 Apr: Ladyofmuswell: SAMUEL
01 May: Satheresitting: Name TBA BOY
03 May: Conkertree: Name ANGUS ANDREW 8lbs 8oz
06 May: Frekkles: HARRIS MERLIN 8lb 5.5oz

OP posts:
bebemoohatessnot · 15/01/2010 14:47

just bought these for Moo with my pocket money

bebemoohatessnot · 15/01/2010 14:50

How's everyone hanging in there? I'm having a decent day because I know dh is coming home tonight and I should get some relief.

bebemoohatessnot · 15/01/2010 15:19

oh I'm talking to myself...

Bleuravin · 15/01/2010 15:21

I'm here no fear.

bebemoohatessnot · 15/01/2010 15:23

oh good I thought I was alone.

Bleuravin · 15/01/2010 15:26

You're never alone while I'm around

bebemoohatessnot · 15/01/2010 15:28

That's why i love you

bebemoohatessnot · 15/01/2010 15:30

So how's your little one doing?

Bleuravin · 15/01/2010 15:37

oh really good! She's perfect She slept through right away from day one. And never fusses even now. She took to the breast right away and now she BLW like it's no body's business. She's never been sick (touch wood).
She plays by herself and never really needs me except when I have time for her. And never asks to be carried all over the place around the house because she's already walking and she's talking too... just simple things mind, like no thank you and yes please. milk please a little more, stuff like that... but you know she's only 9m

Bleuravin · 15/01/2010 15:37

how's yours?

bebemoohatessnot · 15/01/2010 15:39

um yeah.. about the same

WrigglyGiggly · 15/01/2010 15:47

Hello

I found you all - and what a thread title.

Have no idea what's going on, will try to catch up a bit, just wanted to drop in and say hi.

xxx

bronze · 15/01/2010 15:56

Bleu- you mean you havent started her on riding/flying lessons yet?

Bleuravin · 15/01/2010 16:05

Well her perfectly supportive father, my adoring dh, and I have decided that we'll start that after the classical dance lessons and the 4 language classes we have her enrolled in already. After all it's just not reasonable to have them flying before they can dance...

Bleuravin · 15/01/2010 16:06

As for the riding lessons, well, we're not sure after the snaffoo about the cruelty to the horses...so those have been suspended until the legalities and such are sorted.

Bicnod · 15/01/2010 19:20

Bebe/Bleu you have officially lost the plot but I love it

My kitchen looks like a bomb has hit it, dry washing needs to be put away wet washing still in machine and needs hanging out, bathroom a disaster zone after O's bathtime, bin overflowing, DH home shortly and nothing sorted for dinner.

Oh well.

mrsgboring · 15/01/2010 20:11

Bicnod are you in my house by mistake?

Except we did have dinner. And now DH has buggered off to the pub while I try to resist the urge to eat coco pops.

Bloody knackered and suffering, though nothing to complain about compared to many fanjo warriors on here.

Bebe, take more water with it, sweetheart.

dawntigga · 15/01/2010 20:27

Love you all, am quite delirious with happyness as last night his first wake up was 0300! This however cannot last and am not expecting it tonight.

WouldRatherLikeTheDrugsBebeandBleuAreOnCanYouBfWithThemTiggax

bebemoohatessnot · 15/01/2010 20:37

No, she was in my house...

bebemoohatessnot · 15/01/2010 21:15

can they change the postage on you after you've purchased something?

PuzzleRocks · 15/01/2010 21:21

Evening. Just a quickie.

Yes Gui, it did. The shame.

Zulu - The constant bleeding was one of the many reasons I no longer use the mini-pill.
Thanks for the well wishes.

Bicnod · 15/01/2010 21:28

Erm - quick question. How soon after stopping bf should I expect my period to come back? Am getting a bit worried now... eeek.

kingbeat23 · 15/01/2010 23:05

Hello all,

Have managed 2 days ish back at work. Yesterday Iris woke at 4am and as she didnt go back to sleep we got up at 5, seeing as we were awake, i thought id take her a bit earlier and get to work on time. I dropped her at 7 and work at 7.30....

Had to pick her up at 3 (instead of 6) as she had gone on hunger/water/milk strike and was bawling her head off.

When i walked in she was being cuddled but was so upset...covered in snot and miserable she gave me a snotty smile and we came home, she ate some cheese and a small jar and had a nap, seemed better...we were playing and noticed a tooth had broken through.

So today, better, I dropped her at 8 and picked her up at 4. My choice not them asking to come and get her. I brought a shirt i had worn the day before that had my smell on it and a blanket from home. I showed them all where the dummies were in the bag (oh we didnt know she had a dummy - what even though ive written on your stupid sheet somewhere!!) gave them the medised and ibuprofen and signed the slip so that she could actually take them if needed today (she didnt)and she had a better sleep the night before too. I told them not to worry about milk so much as she only has 2 bottles (and has done for a while) and they are with me in the morning and the evening so not to worry. She was a bit sniffly today and absolutely knackered but she had been playing with the other kids and by herself.

Its like someone taking my stomach when they called me to come and get her and I had to stop myself from running all the way there. Hopefully next week will be better and thankfully i have a boss who is so understanding its untrue otherwise i dont know what id do.

So - How has everyone elses week been??

Bleu/Bebe - are you ok? have you killed your neighbour

Tigs - Have you been smoking pot?? OOOOHHHH that's what sleep does for you!!

TT/WFH - Hows Mum doing?? Even my eyelashes are crossed for you mwah!!

Everyone else, I have been trying to catch up but have been tired/hassled/being a mum/not known what to post...

dawntigga · 16/01/2010 08:33

king ah the days when drugs featured in my life are well and truly over - unless you count Calpol Before anyone gets sniffy about drugs here's a quote that could be about me from the god that was Bill Hicks:

I know this is not a very popular idea. You don't hear it too often any more ? but it's the truth. I have taken drugs before and ? I had a real good time. Sorry. Didn't murder anybody, didn't rape anybody, didn't rob anybody, didn't beat anybody, didn't lose ? hm ? one fucking job, laughed my ass off, and went about my day. Sorry. Now, where's my commercial?

EveryoneShouldSeeLennyBruce/BillHicks/GeorgeCarlinTiggaxx

dawntigga · 16/01/2010 08:38

On a side issue, he slept until 0400!

ThisCannotLastTiggaxx