October 08 - A spoonful of sugar* (*not recommended as a first food)

[CantSleepWontSleep]

Have done shortened stats this time, just for those of us who seem to still be around.

10th Sept (Due 1st Oct) - loulou33 - Boy - Joe Louis David - 6lbs 12oz - Induction due to rhesus sensitivity, G&A.
16th Sept (Due 8th Oct) - Ksal - Girl - Emma Rae - 6lbs - Just beat induction for PE!
21st Sept (Due 5th Oct) - myjobismum - Girl - Naomi Caitlin - 5lbs 10oz - Fast and furious hospital birth.
22nd Sept (Due 10th Oct) - Lozza70 - Boy - Sander Gene - 7lbs 5oz - Em C-Sec due to raised BP and high ALTs from liver.
2nd Oct (Due 12th Oct) - star6 - Boy - Quinlan - 5lbs 15oz - 36hr labour, ventouse and stitches.
3rd Oct (Due 26th Sept) - purpleflower - Girl - Rebecca Jill Erzsebet - 8lbs 10.5oz - Homebirth with paramedics due to meconium.
4th Oct (Due 30th Sept) - Aubergenie - Boy - Stanley - 7lbs 12oz -
5th Oct (Due 4th Oct) - hedgepig - Boy - Oliver - 6lbs 3oz -
5th Oct (Due 29th Sept Oct) - CherryChoc - Boy - Ryan - 6lbs 11oz - 3 day labour with natural birth in hospital
8th Oct (Due 6th Oct) - ronshar - Boy - William Dexter - 7lbs 11oz -
9th Oct (Due 17th) - Marthasmama - Girl - Martha - 7lbs 10oz - Elective c-sec
10th Oct (Due 1st Oct) - CantSleepWontSleep - Boy - Duncan Elliot - 8lbs 4oz - 4 day induction with 1 hour established labour!
12th Oct (Due 4th Oct) - pistachio - Boy - Thomas Fraser - 10lbs 2oz - Homebirth.
13th Oct (Due 15th Oct) - mum2jakeyroo/jrsqueak - Boy - Joshua - 7lbs 2oz - Delivered in car by dh!
16th Oct (Due 17th Oct) - rowanmac - Girl - Anna Ruth - 7lbs 2oz - 2 hours ARM to placenta delivery.
16th Oct (Due 11th Oct) - heather1980 - Boy - Alexander James - 9lbs 5oz - Homebirth
17th Oct (Due 10th Oct) - pepperrabbit - Girl - Jessica Rose - 7lbs 15.5oz -
24th Oct (Due 29th Oct) - Ekka - Boy - Matthew - 7lbs 15oz - Home water birth with gas and air.
26th Oct (Due 20th Oct) - jenwa - Girl - Phoebe Jasmine - 9lbs 2.5oz -
1st Nov (Due 22nd Oct) - SmudgeyDoodle - Girl - - 8lbs 2oz - Hospital water birth.
5th Nov (Due 29th Oct) - Honeymoonmummy - Girl - Poppy Grace - 6lbs 15oz -
5th Nov (Due 30th Oct) - MamaG - Boy - Harry James - 10lbs 9oz - Em C-Sec. Back to back and knotted cord around neck. 24 hours of labour first though, and don't you forget it!

Pistachio - Can you build an access door into the neighbour's garden so your dc can climb back up the ladder?

Sorry I meant Pepper . Do you know why I put Pistachio? I was thining about ice cream and DH has some pistachio ice-cream in the freezer. Oops!

ice cream again MM??!
Actually it's amazing how chatty the neighbours become when they suspect you may be building a theme park (as obviously the plan for taking in laundry hasn't taken off!)

Quickie pre-bath again tonight.

ronshar - rice milk not nutritious enough to be a main drink, but if it's that or nothing/water because he's refusing bm, then it would be better.

hmm - don't use soya formula unless you want pops to have rotting teeth, develop a soya allergy and potentially be infertile in later life. Print off this and/or this and ask your gp to comment .

I disagree with star and can say with confidence that it's pronounced keen-wah. I once asked if they had keen-wah flour in Tesco, and they had no idea what I was on about. I helpfully informed them that it was spelled quin-o-a and they then knew what I was on about . (They didn't have the flour though, only the cereal).
The one I have is in an orange box.

I am old and haggard and have no idea who any of the men you are on about are (except GB obv).

Pepper - I have some low calorie ice cream in the freezer and I might have a little bit tonight. Don't hassle me woman! And I wouldn't DARE eat DH's Pistachio ice-cream! I think he'd kill me!

CSWS - Can that really happen with soya formula?! My friends dd has been on soya formula since she was 3 weeks old.

Yuk. Whilst I was typing that ds did me proud by rolling back to front on his gym. He had his nappy off and sadly proceeded to wee all over the floor/gym and lie in it, soaking his t-shirt. We had a disposable change mat under him when he was on his back, but hadn't allowed for him rolling, since he hasn't til now.

CSWS - Well obviously he was going to do it at the most inconvenient time! He's male!

DH just got in from work and gone out to get chinese for me he is going to his mums today to collect their dog who we are apparntely looking after tonight and tomorrow aswel as his brothers cat (we live in the same road as them so not a prob) but I am wondering if DH will get an ear full from his mum about what a horrible person I am She was offy today wtih me and him never mind, chinese will be on its way and I will drink some wine and not give a shit what is said about me

pepper ok no probs although you only wanted me to clean

Meant to say that.... I actually have forgotten what I was meant to say....doh!

jenwa - not just cleaning!! I'll need help running my theme park !!

I have wine too

Oh ok, theme park great, if it is big enough surely you could build me a house under it and the wine is always a plus, afew glasses and I will be playing on that park, actually I will be on it without the wine, move over children and let the adult on

I hope you've applied for planning permission pepper. Regs all changed in Oct and are much stricter now.

You've all inspired me, so I now have wine too.

Hurray! Cheers!

Yeh csws shame we not all nearer we could have all met in the pub

bet myjob is unpacking, do you think she iwll make the pub???

I have some Strawberry wine. I think I'll join you ladies! You're such a bad influence!

about the dog HMM. Not a nice thing to see.

Welcome back Myjob! I hope you had some of this lovely sunshine.

I've got wine too!

And Bed and Jerry's ice cream. Anyone want some?

Ben and Jerry's, even.

Does strawberry wine count as a portion of fruit?

It may do CSWS. In fact, now you mention it, I have decided. Yes it does!

I have some low calorie ice cream thank you Aubergenie

Chocolate Macademia. Yum.

I actually don't like chocolate ice-cream!

I've not seen that one aubergenie! Chocolate ice cream is the only ice cream I like. I'm not a huge fan of ice-cream which seeing as I mentione dit twice in as many days, must be rather difficult to believe! I'm am more of a fan of cake. Mmmmmm cake. I am watching the recorded The Apprentice so if you feel the need you can discuss now. My that Geordie bloke is a twunt! I have to say I like the blonde woman with the wonky mouth.

I have a corona beer in the fridge May I join you?