The One Where We Have BIRTHDAYS!!!!!!!!!!

[VictorianSqualor]

07 March: Ashton, a fourth child for gemprincess, 5lb 13oz @ 34+6
09 March: Ted, a second DS for Daftmoo, 7lb 14oz @ 36+0
21 March: George William, a first baby for KnitterintheNW, 7lb 2.5oz @ 37+3
25 March: Olivia, a second baby for TheMaskedPoster, 7lb 2oz @ 38+4
28 March: Pablo, a third baby and first DS for vacaloca, 7lb 14oz @ 39+4
28 March: Matteo Alexander, a first baby for Gangle @ 38+0 (?)
30 March: A baby girl, a second child for PortAndLemon, 8lb 15oz @ 39+5
02 April: Jak, a baby boy for rainbowdays, 9lb @ 39+1
02 April: A baby boy, a second child for bunyanvillas, 6lb 14oz @ 37+5
02April: Struan, a baby boy for Donnabels, 6lbs 15oz
02 April: A baby boy for mummyofaprincess @39 weeks
03 April: A baby girl for PippiCalzelunghe @38+2weeks
03 April: Aeryn Daisy, a baby girl for Denny185, 9lb 8oz @ 39+3
03 April: Benjamin, a baby boy for Micegg, 8lb 3oz @ 39+4
03 April: Roelof Grové, a first DS for SalLikesCoffee, 7lb 5oz @ 38+5
03 April: A baby boy for siikibam, 6lb 8.5oz @39+1wks
04 April: Matilda, a baby girl for AprilsFoolsBaby 7lb @
05 April: Ellis, a baby girl for MadameOvary, 9lb 12oz @ 40+6
06 April: Henry Peter, a baby boy for Sheds, 7lb 130z @ 40+4
07 April: Sebastian George, a fourth DS for Peachy, 8lb 4oz @ 41+1
07 April: Jack, a first baby for ThePFJ, 7lb 5.5oz @ 41+1
07 April: Lexie Bea, a fourth baby for babywhiting, 8lb 1oz @ 39+4
08 April: Alasdair, a second DS for bunnyrabbit, 8lb 5.5oz @ 40+3
08 April: James Samuel, a third baby for honeybee10, 6lb 7oz @ 37+2
09 April: Zara Mia Martin, a first baby for V1KK1M, 7lb 10oz @ 41+0
09 April: Jasmine, a baby gilr for Niceychops
11 April: Kyran for rdk, 7lb 13oz @ 38+3weeks
11 April: Sebastian James, a second baby for Fleecy, 10lb 2oz @ 40+4
11 April: A baby girl, a first baby for CeylonSapphire, 7lb 12oz @ 41+1
11th April: Florence, a baby girl for LouMoose
12 April: Maya Alice, a first baby for egyptianprincess, 8lb 15.5oz @ 40+3
12 April: Sophia Viviana, a second DD for AussieDivaonaBreak, 6lb 12oz @ 39+3
15 April: Alexander Oliver, a third baby for VictorianSqualor, 10lb 3oz @ 41+0
16 April: Ailish, a first baby for Mollyfloss, 6lb 11oz @ 40+3
16 April: A baby girl, a second baby for elfsmummy, 7lb 13oz @ 41+1
16 April: Zoe, a baby girl, a first baby for ToastAddict, 6lb 10oz @ 39+3
16 April: Jasmin, a baby girl, a first baby for Eggandketchup, 9lb 3oz @ 41+4
17 April: A baby boy for paranoidmumy, 8lb 9oz @ 41+4
17 April: A baby boy, a second son for lorisparkle, 7lb 12.5oz @ 41+6
17 April: Benedict, first baby for LadyBee 9 lb 3oz @ 41 +2
18 April: Millie Grace Jessamy, a baby girl for scorpio1 8lb 9oz @ 41
18 April: Cameron, a second baby for munchkinmum @ 39+5
19 April: Oliver Michael, first baby for bashboid, 7 lb 4 oz at 41 +3
20 April: Samuel, a first baby for Velbels. 8lb15oz at 41+1weeks.
20 April: Angharad Mai, 8lb 4oz, 40+6, first for 7monthsplus
20 April: Emilia, 7lb15oz, a first baby for SuzeM, 40+6
20 April: A baby girl for SushiMama
21 April: Eve, a second baby for OMaLittle, 8lb 4oz @ 39+3
21 April: A second DD for Monmoo
22 April: Sam, a second son for Soph73 @ 40+0
22 April: Molly, a first baby for EllieG, 8lb 8oz? @ 40+5
22 April: Daisy, second baby for AttilaTheHan @ 40 +3
22 April: Zoe Olivia, second daughter for Piccallilli2 7lb 1oz @42+1
22 April: A second DD for blinks.
23 April: Jessica Elizabeth, first baby for BabyBratt @ 40+1 7lb 12oz.
24 April: A baby girl, a second daughter for christmaspixie, 9lb 2oz @ 40+6/41+5
24 April: Miya Jade, baby girl for ShelleySare at 39+4
25 April: Amelie, a first baby for Dondons, 9lb, 41+3 (i think!)
25 April: Aisha, a second baby for Jaq39 7lb 14oz @ 41+4
26 April: Hope Olivia, a second dd for northeastmummy, 7lb 11oz at 41 .
26 April: Gabriel, a third child for Bainmarie @ 41+5
26 April: Eli Michael, a baby boy for LittleMissTurquoise, 7lb 15.5oz @ 40+5
27 April: a baby girl for Ayomi, 6lb 1oz @ 41+0
28 April: Jacob Andrew, a 2nd DS for Kaybeeand2boys, 8lb 4oz @ 41+5
29 April: Thomas Henry, a 2nd DS for TLSM, 7lb 8oz 40+3
30 April: Harry Samuel, a fourth ds for Chipmonkey, 9lb 5oz @ 39+2
30 April: Ellie, a baby girl for Annamama
30 April: A second DD for luckymummy74
01 May: Sophie May, a baby grl for Annieroo, 6lb 5oz @ 41+4
01 May: Euan George, a baby boy for Jenniejennie, 8lb @ 40+4
02 May: Robyn Olivia, a baby girl for soph28, 8lb 1oz @ 42+1
05 May: Nora Martina, a first baby for Eva07, 7lb 8oz @ 41+2
05 May: A baby boy for Beeper, 8lb 10oz @ 41+0
05 May: Gabriella Summer, a first baby for MommyHasAHeadache, 8lb 4oz @ 40+6
06 May: Wilf, 8lb 60z for bigbadmom @ 41+6
07 May: James Andrew, a second ds for Moominsmummy, 8lb 13oz @ 41+5
08 May: Ellie Isabella, a first baby for Carey87, 7 lb 8oz @ 42+1
08 May: Robin David, a 2nd baby for Woollymummy, 8lb 11 oz @ 41+3
09 May: 4 kittens for scorpio's cat!
10 May: Astrid Mary, a second dd for TheShipsCat, 8lb 8oz @ 42+0

ooh goodness you have all been on!

Not much going on here apart from being in alot of pain due to my period, apparently the first one after mc can be bad?

Feel a little off today, sorry for myself i think, lol

VS i FB you back

Ellie - i too am rubbish mummy and very evil stepmummy, we should stick together
Our new sofa is lovely and am really enjoying my new front room

Hi Scorpio!

Sympathy and minieggs for your Aunt Flo.. lucky lucky on the new sofa though...

Muwahaha.
I have other children here.
All children have been dumped in the garden with a box of chalks and directed towards the garage wall.
DP is gonna KILL me

Hehehehehe! You could take a pic of the result and post it for us to see. Then take pic of DP's stunned face as wall is inspected....

Ha, it isn't actually that bad, they've just coloured in some bricks.
However, I have been hearing horror stories about a new teacher
She is dd's friends form tutor and both dd and her friend are in her literacy and hospitality groups. Apparently she throws scissors across the room, cuts rubbers in half, yells 'WHAT?!?!' if they put their hand up and has said to DD 'Is this interesting or just more rubbish' and to her friend 'Oh for goodness sake, it's not HARD to understand' so now they're too scared to put their hands up to ask for help
Thankfully I'm friends with a few of DD's friends' mothers and I knew one of them (dd's friends, not the mother) was upset about something yesterday, it seems it was this so I shall be having a mother's meeting, lol.

I would be having a mothers meeting too. What a way to encourage a dyspraxic child

Sadly kids cannot colour in our garage as DH rents it for work shite tools and its about 4 miles away

Mimi has a cold and a cough and was up at 5am but so wanted to sleep, but we put her in bed with us and she started poking our eyes out so we put her back, and she managed to sleep, poor girl. She is getting very good at learning, we have mastered clapping and waving, now when anyone sys hello or bye to anyone she waves LOL. Then we taught her 'hat' - so if she is playing with something and you say 'hat' she puts it on her head with a massive smile, lol. Now im teaching 'nose' but she kinda pokes her eye out

Think i may start with makaton now she is grasping things iyswim. I taught ds1 as a baby and it was amazing, he learnt well over 40 signs and was so much easier for me! [lazy]

DS1 had a swimming gala today and came 3rd in his little race . DH is doing sponsered boxing thing tonight and im dying of period so im going to get i nthe bath and eat 1 of the dcs easter eggs and relax

oh BTW am so not being G&T or any bollox about mimi just sharing as its all just so cute!

Oh no scorpio is all energetic mummy too! You can't be in my lazy mummy club if you are teaching things to them.
I went to baby signing classes with Mol but keep forgetting to use the signs so she'll never learn

Molly has a new game - I say 'Up!' and we put our arms in the air. Over and over and over again. I was very proud of her and then I realised this was quite a useless skill, and am now going to try to teach her things she might need, or that will do me some good. Like shoplifting. No one would suspect a baby [evil grin]

Oh no teaching should have been in italics not bold. All the emphasis is wrong now. Am off to drink some wine.

Ellie, I'm a rubbish mum!

Talking of, R fell asleep half hour ago, then had a little moan (not even crying), then when I went to check he vomited all his milk over himself, his bed,everything. Poor little thing looked upset, but now he seems to have realised he got a reprieve from the dreaded sleep, so is all cheerful and laughing around my feet. Am running us a bath, so off to make him smell all nice again!

I bet he did it deliberately so he could stay up later

HELLO all!

I have had a brilliant day - GOT INTO MY PGCE COURSE! hadn't realised how nervous I was until it was over. So that's me, full time student from Sept! Secondary maths teacher from Sept 2010 - so help me, Lord. Really, really excited about it. And to top it off, the other people at the interview said "I was really surprised when you said you had kids, you don't look old enough, you look about 21" and "how can you be so thin after two kids?" - it was totally and but - I think my fairy godmother had been down and monkeyed with their eyesight.

So lovely hearing the stories about your gorgeous babies. My favourite from DD1 this weekend was when DH was asking if I was going to come swimming with DD2 on Sunday am and I said "I don't think so, she's still really snotty" and DD1 piped up "it's OK, mum, I think the friendly whale will have a hanky".

DH is out tonight so I think I might have a little celebratory tipple by myself and watch Mistresses on iPlayer. Am in love with the beautiful one's new husband.

Oh, and Scorps, I need your house number.

Why??? Its 52, anyway

So well done to you then!! Whoop whoop!

Did oyu know that i am in love with a gay man?

Ellie - pmsl @ energetic mummy, really, really not!

VS has seen my gay man. I think she agrees

Sorry just re-read and that sounds really boasty - I am not that thin and I DEFINITELY DEFINITELY do not look 21.

Well done Oma! Woo!

Now ladies - I have an annoucement to make. I have decided It Is Time.

Ahem.

For the past week and a half....

Molly has been....

Sleeping Through!!!!

Wooo!

I didn't want to say anything as I thought it might jinx it, but it's been nearly two weeks and I think the pattern is set now. Hurray hurray for her and me, I feel like a new woman and have even managed to have sex without yawning half way through cos am not so tired! (sorry if tmi)

Do you know what helped? I gave her tea and 4.30 and give her a bit of cereal for supper at 6 and it fills her tummy up a bit more.

Is too late Oma, I am not speaking to you for being too thin and not as haggard as me

Oooooooh get you Ellie Sex and everything

Yep and I wasn't secretly hoping he'd hurry up cos I wanted to go to sleep either!

No telly or anything!

That said, am off to drink tea and watch the West Wing box set now

See y'all tomorrrow x

Ellie, if it wasn't for the fact you've just made me laugh and spit coffee all over my keyboard, i'd start wishing evil little thoughts! But as it's you (Note to all other non-sleepers: Don't you dare join her...), wonderful news!!!

Oh, and to anyone that hasn't met Oma - she is actually beautiful. Think we should all start hating her. Oma, huge, huge congrats to you!

I have spoken to Oma and she sounded pretty if that helps lol