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June 2007 - No excuses for gorging on easter eggs this year <sob>

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lackaDAISYcal · 04/03/2008 21:10

well, all excpet me that is

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HellHathNoFury · 12/03/2008 15:45

I have never taken DS to the park for swings!! I really should. This weekend.

If someone cries during the final of ladette to lady, are they hormonal/idiotic/PG?

HollyPutTheHabitOn · 12/03/2008 15:50

Ds loves swings, he phsl on them, dd, however, is shit scared of them and won't go near!

Cool fury, I shall post you a selection next week when they arrive!

milkyJammy · 12/03/2008 15:51

Shame on you Fury

BumperliciousIsStillNotDressed · 12/03/2008 15:51

Do it fury, it's great. dd is such a thrill seeker, she loves going high on the swings and being thrown in the air etc.

PG fury...?

HollyPutTheHabitOn · 12/03/2008 15:52

Uh, hang on fury...I missed that...pg?

HellHathNoFury · 12/03/2008 15:54

It wasn't me I swear

Can't be PG. Am somewhat idiotic though.

HollyPutTheHabitOn · 12/03/2008 15:55

Oh! I've never seen Ladette to Lady, is it weepworthy?

HellHathNoFury · 12/03/2008 15:56

DH thinks I am PG as I was in sainsburys at the fish counter last night and suddenly had to flee as I was convinced I was going to vom.

But am not PG. Promise. Please don't get excited. Just weird.

HellHathNoFury · 12/03/2008 15:58

Holly - it's cringeworthy more than weepworthy

Car crash tv, you know, same quality viewing as wife swap

BumperliciousIsStillNotDressed · 12/03/2008 15:59

Oooh

HollyPutTheHabitOn · 12/03/2008 15:59

Bleugh, the fish counter makes me wanna vom too! It's not just you! Luckily dp doesn't like fish, so I never have to cook it.

HollyPutTheHabitOn · 12/03/2008 16:00

That's what I thought fury, I've gone off tv lately. I do watch some tripe though. Project Catwalk and American Idol being my faves!

HellHathNoFury · 12/03/2008 16:00

Ordinarily I love fish, even fish counter smell.

Soooo anyway, I'm off home!

Riallymusttryharder · 12/03/2008 16:01

We were a bit tearful with ladette to lady. I thought Simone should havebeen in the final instead of that slapper glamour model.

Don't change your name, you make me think of mythical beings (too many glasses on wine and another episode of Lewis I didn't understand)

DH liked the WIFE thing. He only got a WIE too

apparently I have to feed the baby got to go.

DS1 is more poorly and spotty, bless him

HollyPutTheHabitOn · 12/03/2008 16:02

Maybe you could change your name to fishyfury!!

lackaDAISYcal · 12/03/2008 16:03

my poor DH, he only gets a W!

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HollyPutTheHabitOn · 12/03/2008 16:03

My poor dp will get a WE when we finally get married! I do washing and etc (the etc being sitting on the pc all day)!

HellHathNoFury · 12/03/2008 16:04

mythical being? like a unicorn? Or a DH that likes ironing and spots dust on the carpet before we do?

Holly as much as I'd love to be known as fishyfury it has unhygienic connotations ...

HellHathNoFury · 12/03/2008 16:05

def going home now, want to play with DS and DH!
byeeeeee

HollyPutTheHabitOn · 12/03/2008 16:05

Well fury, I didn't want to say anything, but....

HollyPutTheHabitOn · 12/03/2008 16:06

Have fun playing with dh!!

lackaDAISYcal · 12/03/2008 16:07

I heart fish, but even just seeing it written down is making me feel queasy.

holly, I looked at those itty bitty nappies....I'm not allowed to buy any more though, although I can justify maybe a few more birth to potty ones.

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Riallymusttryharder · 12/03/2008 17:03

I've just been outside to rescue my laundry from the impending storm. Feck it's cold. (we have a cot in the living room for baggins safety, takes up a lot of space and he doesn't like it really, but it's the safest place for him as I don't always have the pushchair in).

WTF do David & Carrie Grant think they're doing (other than miming badly)? And do the BBC only have 1 dog puppet?

HollyPutTheHabitOn · 12/03/2008 17:13

PMSL ria!! I thought exactly that! It is the same dog puppet they roll out for everything! Carrie is a VERY bad actress!

Go on daisy, buy more nappies! It's for research now!

My ds has just fallen over and smacked his mouth on the table. He has sliced his gum open and it is bleeding, he seems quite happy though. His mouth is really swollen, but he is laughing. He is a hard nut. I was dithering as to whether to take him to a&e, but it's not bothering him, so I don't think I will. I think it'll be just bm for dinner, I don't want him to hurt it on food.

milkyJammy · 12/03/2008 17:51

Why is it that when I give the jamlet a nice teething toy to chew on because her cheeks are bright red and I am fed up with her chomping on my chin, it is the one thing she won't put in her mouth?