Will you make it to Heaven?

[Vincitveritas]

Take the quiz and see!

jesusplusnothing.com/the-heaven-test

other faiths are available

39% pagan

45-65% likely apparently. I’ll take my chances 😂.

65-85% chance of getting into Heaven. Not bad for a militant atheist.

@JacobsCrackersCheeseFogg , I think they are chasing the atheists to see if we will convert , I got the exact same % chance of heading into a place that doesn’t exist ! ( Actually perhaps I should say that I don’t believe exists to save offending anyone).

@JacobsCrackersCheeseFogg @Theraffarian Me too! Maybe it's because heaven sounds like my idea of hell! Being sent there would be eternal torture to me. If it existed of course which it doesn't.

Oh dear. 25-45%.

I've had an NDE and seen heaven, been in the light of God. It's bliss and you'll all love it there.

I got 85-90% chance. Probably helped by the 'do you lust after the opposite sex' answer being 'never'.... funny they didn't ask about same-sex relationships 😂

I scored 85% - 99% chance of getting into Heaven. I think the swearing did for me.

The one about honouring my parents is easy, they're both in urns in my airing cupboard and don't have a lot to say.

I come out only 65% pagan. As a solid atheist I don't know what that makes me.

No chance, I've just confiscated DD's phone so I'm as evil as the come....apparently!

Thanks @pointythings I'm only 27% pagan apparently. 😉

I don't think some have read far enough down in the results. When I ticked 'never' for all the questions (big fib) it said:

'What you may, or may not know, is that the questions above form part of the 10 commandments that God has given mankind. These commandments are a expression of God's character for He is perfect, sinless, and holy. Sin cannot dwell in His presence without Him compromising His character - and He cannot do that. So the pass rate for getting into heaven isn't 50, 70 or 90%. It's 100%. He cannot let anything imperfect reside in Heaven else it wouldn't be perfect anymore.'

There's a street Preacher on YouTube called Joe Kirby. He makes a good point in saying only two types of people will enter Heaven - they're either perfect or forgiven and there's no such thing as a perfect person.

@Vincitveritas I did know the questions were taken from the 10 commandments, I've read the Bible.

Fortunately for me as an atheist, I don't believe there's such a place as Heaven, so I'm not worried about what happens when I die.

"Anything less than perfect can jut come into Gods sight"? Really? What ever happened to l came to call sinners?

I thought I'd be straight to hell but no, apparently I'm a nice person to be around - so that's not so bad!

@pointythings You might not be worried about your eternal soul but that doesn't stop me being worried for you.😁

@Toddlerteaplease It's specifically in the context of Heaven here. The point is nobody can earn their way into the Kingdom of God - being a good person will not save you. As the Bible says, "All have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God". His standards are so high that anyone who fancies someone they aren't married to has effectively committed adultery with them!

I haven't done the test but I know that I am a flawed, sinful person who couldn't make it to heaven by myself, that Jesus paid the price for my sins and that I will be able to go to Heaven only because of what Jesus did for me, and nothing to do with anything I could have possibly done. I don't deserve it, but Jesus 😍

@AxolotlOnions Why do you dislike the idea of heaven so much? What do you imagine it might be like?

@StopStartStop Please share your NDE if you're comfortable doing so. What religion, if any, were you? Did your opinion about life after death change?

Fantastic, gold star for Wellthatwasweird ⭐You've summed it up marvellously. 😊

I got 85-99%. Not bad & a good person to be around. Think the swearing did for me same as pp.

@Vincitveritas feel free to worry about it, but I don't have an immortal soul. When I die, the part of me that is material becomes part of the universe and part of other things, and the part of me that is non corporeal ends. I don't understand why people are so afraid of being finite.

Dammit I'm agnostic but you're shoving into my place in line! That hardly seems fair! I only have 45-65%!! Is there's a customer service line I can ring? I'd really like to get this straightened out with St P. ASAP.

25% to 45% chance: Thank you for your honesty. Hopefully you can see that you are a sinner.

I guess I'm screwed then.

45-65%. Pollsters allow too much of a margin of error these days.

No afterlife for me, and really difficult to see how anyone can decide that there would be anything after death.

Nope, which is fine by me.

@SnuggleBuggleBoo No need to go through St Peter, you can call up Jesus directly!

@pointythings I'm not afraid of being finite at all - a peaceful transition, being absorbed into nature, sounds charming. I am however convinced, as much as anyone can be, that we are immortal souls who happen to have bodies. The body returns to dust, yes, but the soul remains.

Thank you all for your kindness and good humour.