A Viscous Attack # 3

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Ding, ding, round 3 of the highly entertaining collection of misspellings, misuse and general bastardisation of language. The floor is youre’s x

Spotted today on Facebook, "that never happened, its an Urban Legion".

I know - it’s a little joke…a play on words, mispronunciations and misspellings being the bread and butter of Pedants’ Corner -Asterix/asterisk? Obviously missed the mark. Many apologies…

The negatives definitely out way the positives 😵‍💫

‘Wrecks havoc’

A taxi fayre was the least of his problems.

Loafs of bread 🍞🍞

“ I’ve had my Botox consolation “ There there, wasn’t that bad, was it?

…they’re just clicky…

…like castanets?

He addressed his readers "lady's and gentleman".

Just seen on MN, responce, sence and explination.

Also, 'Hope you can send me some wise words of wisdom' ....as opposed to some stupid words of wisdom?

jamp

Someone I was speaking to today told me that her son was being given ‘maternity’ leave by his employer as his partner had just had a baby.

He was ‘adiment’

The sun is ‘reflexing of’ the raindrops

Just nosing about online and I’ve seen that someone is setting off from John O Gross to run the length of the country.

Freezing your eggs is not full proof.

She ran about with wonton abandon.

She doesn’t understand the eticate of the situation.

All seen in last 24 hours.

Seen this morning on Facebook someone discussing a bright yellow spot that was 'puss field'

Puss field…a grassy area full of cats 🐈🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛

I would much prefer that!

Me too!

I saw someone write Endles Love the other day.

I got it!

Seen on MN today, "...they will get absolutely wreaked,..."
Wreaked means to cause or inflict harm or chaos, while wrecked refers to something that has been physically damaged or destroyed.

The use of the past tense of verbs seems to be slipping. I've just seen my second 'digged' in a week.

And pique. To pique. One has one's interest piqued. Not peaked. FFS.

Sorry, I'm having a cross day.

From mn 'catabolic collapse' - what on earth is that???