A Viscous Attack # 3

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Ding, ding, round 3 of the highly entertaining collection of misspellings, misuse and general bastardisation of language. The floor is youre’s x

Eh? I can't decipher that one. Is it fisty cuffs? Sippy cups?

@MagpiePi

It's "fisticuffs".

Ahh, right!

That’s beyond the pail.

I read that as the manor and the statuary. Very nice!

"The DH would have been static!"
Or if they'd split up, he might have been 'ex-static' ...

Was that the poster with 8 for I etc?

Same thread, different poster.
Page 3 | Husband doesn’t appreciate gift | Mumsnet

Shocking!

Is the DH some sort of caravan?

Entitled parents breading entitled children- seen on MN. That’ll learn yer!

New interpretation of the phrase ‘small fry’? Better than battering them though for sure!

😂😂😂

Someone is offering a cuddly toy guerilla on my Freecycle group. The photo looks like a toy ape.

Cunning camouflage.

A post today where the OP is wanting recommendations for no VPL knickers with a cotton gossip.
Maybe try Victoria’s Secret.
I wondered if it was due to auto correct.

The tales those knickers could tell!

Maybe they could tell some tails?

Something in another thread about a couple "going at it hammer and tongue". Quite appropriate, actually.

Traitors US on iplayer one player is calling another a “commiserator” as an insult

Just seen on a local Facebook page -

"EVENT CANCELLED Will be re secluded asap"

Certain situations can bring about the death null

MN again- picked fencing. Chose it yourself?

On MN - tails of woe

MN today- cheese greater!