A Viscous Attack # 3

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Ding, ding, round 3 of the highly entertaining collection of misspellings, misuse and general bastardisation of language. The floor is youre’s x

Spotted today - "Nethermind the fact that..."

The spell checker accepts "Nethermind', I expect because there is a company of that name. I rather doubt that the poster was referring to a blockchain firm, though.

'Edition' for 'addition' on BBC Radio 4's social media this morning.

Restbite Care

(I had trouble getting that past auto correct!)

I won't be contacting that Care Home

The women dress eloquently. 🤔

Nethermind the bollocks, here’s the Sex Pistons

Just seen on a thread where a bloke wants to know if it’s odd that his girlfriend brings her brother on dates when his expectation is that a date means bloke plus girlfriend.
a poster asked “Is her name Cersei”.
I assume said poster has some Greek knowledge and is referring to Circe. But if you had that much knowledge wouldn’t you be able to spell the name correctly?

Nope.
Game of Thrones reference.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cersei_Lannister

Cersei was from Game of Thrones, @Theoscargoesto .
(cross-posted)

Saw on Daily Mail online” rouge firms” They should be red faced !

To eaches own.

I mean, how? Some of the mistakes make a strange sort of sense, but eaches?

To each his own!

Eaches, peaches, pearses, plumses, I spy... the three bumses bearses.

🤣🤣

Something similar popped into my head!

Walking on the beaches looking at the eaches

Could ‘audio city’ be an autocorrect for ‘audacity’?
Have just seen this on the thread about a husband liking a pornstar’s post on Instagram.

Seen on Mumsnet today “ perception strength wormer” very clever medication!

Is it a psychological drug?

That one's got me beaten!

Prescription-strength wormer.

Thank you

Anyone else seen the thread asking for online "fifty cuffs"? It's good reading!

Seen on Mumsnet today- “per say”

"I was spectacle from the beginning,"
Well OK, but don't go making a sceptical of yourself.