A Viscous Attack # 3

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Ding, ding, round 3 of the highly entertaining collection of misspellings, misuse and general bastardisation of language. The floor is youre’s x

Unbrielievable!

Clearly some people aren’t cultured enough.

Three blind mice?

People are arriving in their drones

That’s the way forward, apparently!

knock throigh to the current living room and make the dinning room into a snug?

On a thread where dining room is written many times!

"... a delightful French restaurant oozing with classical flare." (Surrey Live)

Well I suppose knocking the wall down would make a bit of a din...

Flambé?

Or 1970s trousers?

A bungalow has vaunted ceilings..

Your posts really struck a cord

I’m assuming we are all typing on a quirky keyboard?

Someone has started a thread quite upset because they can't bare their father-in-law. Sounds like a recipe for a broken marriage so it's probably for the best.

I saw that too. Am so tempted to reply! But don't want to be THAT person, so won't.
Mind you, if she was starkers every time he barged into her house he might get the message that he should ask before turning up.

I can’t be bothered to comment on the discrete doctors’ receptionist. But she is probably a separate person so perhaps it’s correct.

Have just seen …so perceiver with it…

Is that being under the perception of carrying on?

Someone has taken umpage over a noisy dog 🐕

On another forum, a poster was “not sure if there is a morale to this story”

Oh, I like umpage, I think I'm going to use that 😅

...being watched like a hauk...

which is the Old English spelling of hawk. Even I think that is a bit pedantic.

Being watched like a hulk? 😂

My neighbor was complaining about being sent from pillow to post

Bloody hell, she’s having an affair with the Postie ?

MN just now - on constant tend to hooks…

The mind bugles