It was late; my stockings had laddered and I was feeling horny

[Baba]

It was late; my stockings had laddered and I was feeling horny;

Say what?

are we writing a porno story??

...he opened the door,saw me naked on the bed and said.......

Sounds great, brings back memories of another time.....

...."I have ridden three days and nights to be with you again".....

He strode purposefully towards the bed......

"what happened to your tights?"

They were only 10 denyer

Oh and can you make me a cuppa and a bacon sarnie, there's a luv ..........

"Never mind the tights. Come here my Prince and kiss me."

Starting at the top and working your way down.

and please feel free to use your tongue

Put your tongue stud in, dear.

On second thoughts - forget the stud.....can ill afford another ladder.......

...all of a sudden she pushed him away
did you hear that noise?she asked in a panic

....your tongue stud has caught in my belly button ring on your way down

"Blimey" he said, shaking himself loose

" That right makes your eyes water"

It made more tham my eyes water!!

It made more tham my eyes water!!

oh no!your stud and my ring are stucked and mike will be home in half an hour......

"...call a plumber!"

Mike is the plumber!!

"Let's not focus on the metalwork...put those great blacksmith's hands here...
is that your horse I hear outside?"

What the is this all about??????????

"Yes" he said,
"I have left my white charger outside"

"oh," I replied, and have you brought your pink one in with you ?"

(thank god we're anonymous!)